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Well, I insert my cock into your mother's vag, and thrust her until I eject white fluid from a thin hole in my genetailea.

I'd say when the sperms nucleus is formed with the egg's nucleus they start the process of going through multiple stages,humans go through meta-phase which is the division of one cell to make two and two make four and so on.After nine months a "baby" will leave the mother's uterus and will enter the human world where he/she will immediately start to slowly die.

Keep it simple so kids can understand you know.

They come out of dumsters, son, particularly on Prom Night.

I'd tell them something developmentally appropriate based on their age and level of maturity.

"Where do babies come from"
"I don't know, all I wish is you could shove them back"

"They fall from the sky when you're not looking."

say well you see johny you know that thing you have hanging in bewtween your theighs?

Johny:you mean my weenie?

you:yes well you simply take that out and every woman has this magic hole you stick your weenie inside and in nine months a baby comes out!

Johny watif you dont want a baby?

You:you use a condom

Johny:whats a condom?

you:...

well it involves a man and a women who really love each other(he'll learn that you dont have to love to have sex later,) make love to each other, you'l have to be old before you can learn the details though.

At 11/13/09 05:11 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

How is babby formed?

Kid: Where do babies come from

Me: I don't know, junior. Where do babies come from?

Let the lulz ensue. It's not like kids actually listen to you unless it's a curse word or something his mom would yell at me for. I'd like to hear it from his point of view.

At 11/13/09 08:37 PM, truegamer1 wrote: Keep it simple so kids can understand you know.

Looks like somebody is taking 10th grade biology.