I stumbled across this and then I wondered. How do we know when we are sexy or just think we are?
When the guys at the construction site whistle when you walk by!
If you need to ask, then you're likely ugly.
This too will pass.
Memento mori
Some of us just are, simple as that.
You know, not all doctors slap a baby on the ass to make sure they have proper nerves. ;)
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When we walk into a place and the guys cannot stop staring at us.
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when all the men run away from you and you get surrounded by the ladies.
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If you don't know if you are or aren't, you aren't. But someone out there probably thinks you are. No worries.
Someone out there will think you're sexy in some way during your life.
It's best not to worry about it.
At 11/12/09 05:09 AM, Ptcfast wrote: When the guys at the construction site whistle when you walk by!
Does that work if I'm a guy?
It has never been about being good looking. It is about being a rapist. Most women pick some guy with low moral standings so that they can possibly get something naughty without being judged, like fucking two guys at once or some other silly shit that if you lived on a desert island you could figure out why someone would tell you no. This guy always ends up with some form of cockrot and then the ladies scatter and start looking for "structure", or a guy with kids and a wife already. It ain't even about being evil, it's more about immaturity.
Some people are competent and to them we owe our apologies.
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At 11/12/09 12:33 PM, Altair8 wrote:At 11/12/09 05:09 AM, Ptcfast wrote: When the guys at the construction site whistle when you walk by!Does that work if I'm a guy?
The gay guys will comment on how you look.
"Oooh he looks nice."
At 11/12/09 05:09 AM, Ptcfast wrote: When the guys at the construction site whistle when you walk by!
Hey baby, do you wanna jump on my steel girder! Woo!!
If you're on the newgrounds BBS, you aren't.
No exceptions.
A lot of being 'sexy' is in the mind. If you don't think you're sexy, it doesn't matter whether or not you are physically attractive! If you don't have the confidence to believe in yourself, who will belive in you? A smiling face is sexy, tight clothes are sexy, and attitude is sexy!
How often do you meet someone who is depressed and think,"damn he/she is sexy?" You don't, because they're so damn sad that its a turn off! They're downcast, they don't want to kiss, they just want to be alone, they aren't friendly, or they just want a shoulder. Hell, when my girlfriend is sad, it doesn't matter how hard an advance I make. I can't get a hard-on until she feels better, it just seems wrong to be trying to sex her up like that.
And a little bit of weight isn't bad. You don't know what your missin, all of you people with stick thin girls fraught with bulemic and anorexic disorders! I'll tell you all what, I have six pak abs, muscular legs, well toned arms, and none of that stops me from thinking my girl is the hottest girl on earth when she wears something sexy! Just because she doesn't weigh less than 150, doesn't mean she isn't sexy.
Whats more, I didn't think I was sexy until she let me know what a turn on it is that I'm 'athletic'! I never equated my 11% body fat, with being sexy! I never though my muscles were big enough, my skin tan enough, or my face to be manly enough to be sexy! Now that I know, that I have someone telling me I'm sexy, and good looking, I am able to realize that!
So now, without caring what other people think, I can say,"I AM A SEXY BEAST AND I HAVE A DAMN FINE GIRLFRIEND THAT MAKES ME HAPPY!"
At 11/12/09 02:28 PM, TheAdd wrote:
'you ever seen an emo chick? '
yeah, they look a lot better when they smile! I know mine used to be emo! Power of confidence!
"Chuch Norris can't think of me without dying." - Ben
At 11/12/09 12:51 PM, andhination wrote: If you're on the newgrounds BBS, you aren't.
No exceptions.
I must disagree.
At 11/12/09 01:24 PM, Psycho666 wrote: A lot of being 'sexy' is in the mind. If you don't think you're sexy, it doesn't matter whether or not you are physically attractive! If you don't have the confidence to believe in yourself, who will belive in you? A smiling face is sexy, tight clothes are sexy, and attitude is sexy!
Exactly what I was thinking.
You can be the most physically attractive person in the world, but if you're dumb as a board with no personality, you're probably not going to get very far.
How do we know whether we're sexy? I have no idea. I suppose we just need to ask the people around us if they find us sexy.
You just are. There is no real way to tell if you are or not, different people will say different things. One thing is for sure, you aren't.
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
It's in our own mind, and based off the clothes we wear and how we carry ourself.
All these things are the cornerstones of confidence and by extension, sexiness.
You can't really look sexy to other people if you dress like a homeless person, like you just walked out of a thrift store or like you live in Section 8 housing.
Put a little bit of effort into styling your hair into something that isn't a horrid mess, make sure you have non-shitty looking glasses if you wear them (or if they destroy your confidence, get laser eye surgery), don't wear shapeless, unflattering, worn out, or obviously cheap clothes if you're trying to get someone's attention, wear a pair of half decent and clean shoes, and if you're a girl, wear a bit of makeup or learn to apply it if you don't know how.
Don't look at the ground, don't mumble, don't just tune people out, and don't slouch or look like you're sulking all the time.
It also helps if you practice a smile and think positive. Make sure you're not unrealistic with your positive thoughts, because going overboard just makes you a narcissistic douchebag.
Remember, none of us ain't ever gonna date a model (unless you're rich, famous, are a model too, or some combination of.)
At 11/12/09 03:18 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: Put a little bit of effort into styling your hair into something that isn't a horrid mess, make sure you have non-shitty looking glasses if you wear them (or if they destroy your confidence, get laser eye surgery),
Laser eye surgery for the sake of being attractive?
don't wear shapeless, unflattering, worn out, or obviously cheap clothes if you're trying to get someone's attention, wear a pair of half decent and clean shoes,
I don't really find worn out clothes or beat up shoes to be unattractive. Dirty, yes, worn out, no.
and if you're a girl, wear a bit of makeup or learn to apply it if you don't know how.
I know several girls that don't wear makeup, but are still very attractive, in my opinion.
I find my glasses add to my face.
At 11/12/09 03:25 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:
Laser eye surgery for the sake of being attractive?
No, no, only if someone that has glasses hates them so much and has their confidence demolished by virtue of having glasses.
I don't really find worn out clothes or beat up shoes to be unattractive. Dirty, yes, worn out, no.
I really wrote that more because of some guys that went to my school, and my dad.
My dad basically wears clothes until the clothes are almost literally falling apart, and really faded.
And some of the guys at my school would wear worn out clothes because they were either really cheap, borderline mentally ill, or so arrogant they think they'd look good in clashing garish clothes with holes in them.
If your clothes are falling apart and fraying to such a degree, people are going to notice.
I know several girls that don't wear makeup, but are still very attractive, in my opinion.
There are those girls that can pull off an au natural look, but makeup can help women feel sexier, and I knew (and still know) some girls that are really frantic about their makeup.
It's also pretty important that if you wear it, you don't put too much on.
Sexyness flow chart:
1. are you sexy?
yes: go to question 2
no: go to question 3
2: go to question 3
3: you're not.
Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
You don't even want to know
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