At 11/11/09 04:03 PM, MoriChax wrote: Your username always did fit you well.
As does yours. If I knew what the fuck it meant.
Go to a restaurant and look for the tastiest looking cocktail they have. Mmmm, maybe something with chocolate or caramel yum. Then go for a B52 or Liquid Cocaine shot, double yum!
Get a smooth cocktail with vodka.
Vodka doesn't really taste like anything, so it'll only be the flavor of whatever they mix in the cocktail.
Since it'll be your first time drinking, you'll probably hate the taste of alcohol with all sorts of drinks you could have it with, because it's a fair bit bitter.
I'd suggest some cocktails, but I'm too damn tired to think of any right now.
I'm also trying not to think of drinking so that I can avoid drinking.
At 11/11/09 03:02 PM, MoriChax wrote: Well my 21st birthday is coming up in 2 weeks, and I would like some suggestions for my first drink.
So all you drinkers out there what do you suggest?
Also, I'm kinda looking for something tasty.
Hmmm chick drinks... get some frozen margaritas or Malibu Baybreezes or something like that.
At 11/11/09 04:43 PM, nsc007 wrote: a Caesar, which contains Vodka, Clamato juice, Tobasco, and Worcestershire sauce.
eugh... I never understood the appeal of drinks like that, Bloody Marys, etc.
Like, you might as well just drink the vodka from a shot glass and then eat a bowl of cold marinara sauce.
I'm drinking Staroslav lager right now, and it tastes amazing
Might have something to do with the fact it is a year out of date....
Get some gray goose and put some mango mixer in it.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
Straight vodka and 100 proof. Drink until you drop.
If you want to go all night without passing out really fast i strongly recommend vodka and red bull, or monster. Which ever you prefer. Start off with a little bit of vodka in your drinks and while drinking you begin to not taste anything.
At 11/11/09 03:03 PM, doberman7 wrote: VODKA.
And lots of it.
actually... strawberry Smirnoff tastes very good.. if you want beer... corona... but thats just me...
cock joke
I'd go with some sort of wine cooler to start off, since you can't taste the alcohol. Plus you're a girl so no one will make fun of you.
KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.
Your first drink will likely be "tasty" since beer and liquor is rarely pleasant.
I suggest you avoid vodka, tequila or whiskey, since those are the worst-tasting of the mainstream liquors, in my opinion.
I suggest you mix Rum, or even Vanilla Rum, with Coke or some other sugary beverage if you are looking for an "ok-tasting" drink.
Barev dzez.
At 11/11/09 05:29 PM, Timmy wrote: I suggest you avoid vodka, tequila or whiskey, since those are the worst-tasting of the mainstream liquors, in my opinion.
With the exception of tequila, your opinion is shit.
If you can get a hold of really high quality vodka (namely Kettle One), it's pretty easy to drink. Same goes for whiskey.
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As I see it, you have two options
Option the first (and preferable):
buy a bottle of El Jimador tequila, limes, and salt. Take shots until you throw up and/or pass out. You will never want to drink again, until the next weekend. Do not do this in public or a bar, you will humiliate yourself. With friends is good.
Option the second:
Start off with some Smirnoff ice. It has low alcohol content (about 6%), and tastes like candy. Impossible to even guess that there's alcohol in it. After you feel it a little, move up to things like margaritas and daiquiris. The alcohol isn't so bad if they're frozen like a smoothie. This would be fun to do at a bar or club. Take it slow, like 1 drink every 1/2 hour so you can feel comfortable with your limit. This option isn't half as much fun, though.
As a bartender, I recommend you do a tequila body shot off your hottest girlfriend. Get her to lay down on the bar rail, put a line of salt on her stomach, the tequila between her tits, and the lime in her mouth. Lick the salt slowly, use your mouth to retrieve the tequila, then make-out with her to get the lime.
If you're looking for a long style drink, try a Bahama Mama or a Cosmopolitan.
There are tons of shots with edgy names too like Dirty Hooker, Pornstar, Blowjob, Orgasm, Cum on my tits, and the birthday classic Muff Dive.
At 11/11/09 03:06 PM, SCUD14 wrote: Apple juice.
I go with this. Just because youre turning legal, doesnt mean you have to change your drinking ways!
Release your inner crazy.
Rum with Vodka, tastes great and gets you drunk off your ass.
|"My dick was in the Guinness Boom of World Records... Then I left the library.|
try a jagermeister shot. and dont forget to have a nice cold beer.
Vodka. It burns like a bitch, but 6 shots of 50-proof should get you shitfaced. It does for me.
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
Ohh, and use Smirnoff. It tastes the best and is kinda cheap.
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
At 11/11/09 05:32 PM, Rallard wrote:At 11/11/09 05:29 PM, Timmy wrote: I suggest you avoid vodka, tequila or whiskey, since those are the worst-tasting of the mainstream liquors, in my opinion.With the exception of tequila, your opinion is shit.
If you can get a hold of really high quality vodka (namely Kettle One), it's pretty easy to drink. Same goes for whiskey.
Actually, there have been a number of blind taste-tests involving so-called "vodka experts" in which these experts chose low-grade vodka, like Smirnoff or Popov, over the high-quality stuff like, Grey Goose or Kettle One. These taste-tests show that, for the most part, the differences between vodka brands, both high-and-low-quality, is negligible.
Personally, I discovered this fact long before I came across the taste-test results - all of them tasted the same to me as well.
That's why I generally recommend steering clear of any type of vodka, especially for first time drinkers, since it is one of those "burning throat" liquors. The same applies to Whiskey.
In contrast, Rum doesn't burn the throat and would be better for a first-time drinker in my opinion.
However, I fully recognize that everyone has their own preferences when choosing their favorite drinks, so you are well within your rights to believe my opinion is "shit".
At 11/11/09 06:52 PM, Lucy wrote:At 11/11/09 03:06 PM, SCUD14 wrote: Apple juice.I go with this. Just because youre turning legal, doesnt mean you have to change your drinking ways!
I guess you're right. But I don't really plan on drinking till I'm drunk.
In fact I don't really want to be drunk at all, I just want one drink mostly.
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