Stupid (video game) observation

[Aci6]

I was just wondering a while ago about the time my sister was watching me play Dead Space. I had just gotten up to the greenhouse level where the air becomes toxic and Hammond warns you not to take off your helmet. My sister then said with an air of defiance that if someone ever told her not to take of her helmet, it'd be the first thing she did. I just shook my head and went about my own business.
Now I have a question though, what is the stupidest thing anyone has ever said about the game you're playing/were playing?

[dmansland]

Your sister is a retard.

Mine was "WHy do the Goombas in Paper Mario fight back when in the old ones, they just walk back and forth?"

[Valjylmyr]

At 11/11/09 02:24 PM, dmansland wrote: Your sister is a retard.

Mine was "WHy do the Goombas in Paper Mario fight back when in the old ones, they just walk back and forth?"

That's not a stupid observation, that's a brilliant question.

[HellboundNinja]

At 11/11/09 02:30 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 11/11/09 02:24 PM, dmansland wrote: Your sister is a retard.

Mine was "WHy do the Goombas in Paper Mario fight back when in the old ones, they just walk back and forth?"

That's not a stupid observation, that's a brilliant question.

I have to agree simply cause Ive never played paper mario and would have assumed they jhsut walked around like normal...

[Aci6]

At 11/11/09 02:24 PM, dmansland wrote: Your sister is a retard.

Pretty harsh, idiot would be the nicer word. Another stupid 'videogame observation' was when I asked my younger cousin if he wanted to play Call of Duty. His question was 'Oh, it doesn't have a cover system does it?', I responded a curt no, and told him it was a FPS, NOT Gears of War. He then asked if wanted to play Horde.

[funkymonkey77]

I'm playing CoD5, Hardcore Search and Destroy. I get two enemys with one grenade and 100xp. My dad says 'You idiot, you killed your teammates!' WTF!!!

[Jackho]

At 11/11/09 02:53 PM, Aci6 wrote:

At 11/11/09 02:24 PM, dmansland wrote: Your sister is a retard.

Pretty harsh, idiot would be the nicer word.

Well she is a retard if she would pull her helmet off in that situation, especially after him telling you not to.

''Why is Cortex yellow?''

[cool154]

"Why does Link always put the Master sword back? If he knows he's gonna need it, why put it back?"

I always get asked this.

[Chdonga]

I can't decide which is the stupidest, "In Fairly Odd Parents: Shadow Showdown, why can't you just wish you defeated Oberon?" or "Why does Megaman have to kill all the robot masters to fight Dr. Wily?"

[NummyBBQ]

on dead rising

"why do the people your leading cry so much?'

[CompleteDouche]

I was playing Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, and my sister asked "Why are you turning into a Goron, when you obviously have to stay normal link and use your lens of truth to see the hidden passage?"

God she was an Idiot, I had to go Goron because I was first going to roll at top speed to make the jump and get to the treasure chest, and then I would have used the lens of Truth. Retard.

[wethead77]

At 11/11/09 07:40 PM, CompleteDouche wrote: I was playing Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, and my sister asked "Why are you turning into a Goron, when you obviously have to stay normal link and use your lens of truth to see the hidden passage?"

Hey look! It's the geek family!

[LTmatt]

She hot?

[supperman2]

At 11/11/09 07:22 PM, Chdonga wrote: I can't decide which is the stupidest, "In Fairly Odd Parents: Shadow Showdown, why can't you just wish you defeated Oberon?"

hahahahahaha whenever I babysit my cousin he plays that game, apparently the fairies lose half their power so they can only grant small wishes
or "Why does Megaman have to kill all the robot masters to fight Dr. Wily?"
interference blocking pinpoint of the location of his fortress? or maybe to stop the robots from causing terror, THEN go and arrest wily?

[squidly]

At 11/11/09 02:36 PM, HellboundNinja wrote:

At 11/11/09 02:30 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 11/11/09 02:24 PM, dmansland wrote: Your sister is a retard.

Mine was "WHy do the Goombas in Paper Mario fight back when in the old ones, they just walk back and forth?"

That's not a stupid observation, that's a brilliant question.

I have to agree simply cause Ive never played paper mario and would have assumed they jhsut walked around like normal...

They do, until you touch them, then shit goes down and you're transported into this stage.

[Archon68]

I was playing CoD4 and my mom said, "Why can't you just negotiate with the terrorists? That'd make a much better game."

[wethead77]

At 11/11/09 08:14 PM, Archon68 wrote: I was playing CoD4 and my mom said, "Why can't you just negotiate with the terrorists? That'd make a much better game."

That is the funniest thing I ever heard.

[majormario]

At 11/11/09 08:14 PM, Archon68 wrote: I was playing CoD4 and my mom said, "Why can't you just negotiate with the terrorists? That'd make a much better game."

Gamers do not negotiate with terrorists!

[Dr34m3r]

At 11/11/09 08:14 PM, Archon68 wrote: I was playing CoD4 and my mom said, "Why can't you just negotiate with the terrorists? That'd make a much better game."

I was playing Assassin's Creed, busy annihilating guards with combo and counter kills, when my Dad says, 'That looks painful. Are you the guy in white?'

[Kenshi]

Samurai Warriors, I remember this one from a long time ago; I was playing as Hanzou Hattori, and there were generic troops, one of my battallion leaders was like "I'm down!" Or whatever, and it happened in front of me, while I was trying to help him; my mom's like "Good job!"

Another one, Half Life: Blue Shift, I was at the end, and my mom saw this, the scientists were talking to me, and they're like "Great job, Mr. Calhoun!" And my mom says "Who's Mr. Calun?"

[coure]

"Whats on his head"
Half-life2

[Freekill1995]

Im like play Condition zero and Counter-Strike... And when i kill some1 using knife, my mom says "Why did you dont kill him using you weapon?" and my dad says "Because is cool stab some1!"

[Meepster]

"Left 4 Dead"
All my friends I play with, I tell them not to shoot the cars.
What do they do? They run up and fucking shoot them on purpose.

[Maverick-Alex]

At 11/11/09 02:24 PM, dmansland wrote: Your sister is a retard.

Mine was "WHy do the Goombas in Paper Mario fight back when in the old ones, they just walk back and forth?"

They seemed to have a high level of intelligence in those games, All of your Goomba friends in the games are bookworms that know about everything and everyone, even the Devil.

[Samen]

At 11/12/09 08:02 PM, Meepster wrote: "Left 4 Dead"
All my friends I play with, I tell them not to shoot the cars.
What do they do? They run up and fucking shoot them on purpose.

Oh lordy.
Some people are just unconceivably bad at that game.

[ThePortalGuru]

"Why can't they make Cave Story a 3-D game?"
-My Brother

[Samen]

"This neighborhood is really creepy".
~My mom, commenting on Ravenholm.

[puddinN64]

"Is Mario the good guy?"

-My brother, circa four years ago.

[WeirdJamFace]

Where's the 'A' button?
Both of my sisters, xbox controller.

[BogKid]

When I use to play on my friends xbox and we were playin Sad Addreas and we had 5 stars we had just found a truck and my brother is like: drive drive drive! or when I was playin GTA IV and found a helicopter my dad is like: so can you fly up and down in that?