Mercedes Drivers...

[TiredPaperBoy]

They are all arseholes!

What has happened is all the pieces of shit that used to own a BMW have stopped and are now driving Mercedes.

I am obviously sore because one piece of shit tried to hit me while I was on my push bike (Getting a moped soon, fuck effort!) and had the ballz to try and act tough infront of his girlfriend/whore, I did the right thing and argued before keying his car as I sped down a pedestrian only backstreet.

He was ofcourse bald, loud, and was trying to intimidate a kid half his age to impress his hoe because he has such a small penis.

If you are a mercedes driver I mean no offense... wait I do, your probally a cunt.

[Sheizenhammer]

I think there's a more general correlation between german saloon cars and cuntish behaviour behind the wheel. Basically, if you have an Audi, BMW, or Mercedes, you're probably a douche who's compensating for something.

Seriously, these tosswagons annoy me more than the stereotypical Fiesta with a massive spoiler chav cars.

[ZeldaFreak701]

At 11/11/09 12:16 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: I did the right thing and argued before keying his car as I sped down a pedestrian only backstreet.

You sure did do the right thing.

[Luke-Bassett]

my parents own an X3 so I wouldnt call people who drive there family's assholes but alot of them are i remember a merc driver giving me the finger lol fortunately he stopped the car so i could slash his tires

[TiredPaperBoy]

At 11/11/09 12:20 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: I think there's a more general correlation between german saloon cars and cuntish behaviour behind the wheel. Basically, if you have an Audi, BMW, or Mercedes, you're probably a douche who's compensating for something.

I dunno, Audi drivers are generally fine as long as they are driving the lower end ones... below the new Audi R8 your ok on the shithead O'Meter.

Seriously, these tosswagons annoy me more than the stereotypical Fiesta with a massive spoiler chav cars.

They are acceptable, as they generally don't act like a twat unless provoked or are playing music too loud.

At 11/11/09 12:20 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote:

At 11/11/09 12:16 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: I did the right thing and argued before keying his car as I sped down a pedestrian only backstreet.

You sure did do the right thing.

All this arsehole (A great example of all Mercedes drivers.) would say to my logical "Please watch out, I don't want to die by a bald fuck behind the wheel of 2 tons." was "I'll fucking rip your ears off" (I like my ears...), so it was either me talk to a fucking parot, or get my point across some other way. Think about it, he won't be a shit head anymore will he? He might actually think.

At 11/11/09 12:25 PM, Luke-Bassett wrote: my parents own an X3 so I wouldnt call people who drive there family's assholes but alot of them are i remember a merc driver giving me the finger lol fortunately he stopped the car so i could slash his tires

There is an exception to this rule, if it is a Mercedes with more than 5 seats or enough room for a dog, you arent a cunt, no cunt can have a wife/child that wont end up killing him, and no dog owners are arseholes.

[Luke-Bassett]

im a dog owner

[TiredPaperBoy]

At 11/11/09 12:43 PM, Luke-Bassett wrote: im a dog owner

Exactly.

[ViZi]

I do somewhat agree. Most people that own a mercedes are fucking cunts and should die in a fire. But you really can't blame ALL of mercedes because it's not the car, it's who's behind the wheel. Great job with keying that fuckers car though, I would have done the same thing.

[Canas]

I drive a Buick.

I'm also an old man

fuck 30 odd-year-old's and their luxury sedans

[Peaceblossom]

I've always wanted to drive a Mercedes. When I'm older, if I find myself being in the range of successful to somewhat successful, I'm going to do everything in my power to maintain the image of a drug dealer.

Sure, I'll be working at an office building, earning my money legitimately, but I want people to see me, decked out in gold chains, wearing baggy clothes, one of those stupid hats that is still flat with the sticker still on it, and tattoos everywhere. I'll walk into the Mercedes dealership dressed like a fool, and pay for a brand new car in cash.

[TiredPaperBoy]

At 11/11/09 01:12 PM, ViZi wrote: I do somewhat agree. Most people that own a mercedes are fucking cunts and should die in a fire. But you really can't blame ALL of mercedes because it's not the car, it's who's behind the wheel. Great job with keying that fuckers car though, I would have done the same thing.

I completely agree, I wrote an exception a couple posts back, and I agree (again) that Mercedes are great cars, but the chances are your a shit head if you drive em.

At 11/11/09 01:15 PM, Canas wrote: I drive a Buick.

I'm also an old man

fuck 30 odd-year-old's and their luxury sedans

Haha, your old...

Also Buick are cool cars, their like Lexus except you don't look like a douche when you drive them.

At 11/11/09 01:16 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: Sure, I'll be working at an office building, earning my money legitimately, but I want people to see me, decked out in gold chains

Lame.

wearing baggy clothes, one of those stupid hats that is still flat with the sticker still on it

Cool.

and tattoos everywhere.

Fucking Gay.

I'll walk into the Mercedes dealership dressed like a fool, and pay for a brand new car in cash.

Apparently you didn't see what I typed, there are no fuck heads in BMW's anymore, and so you could get one of them, they are much better considering Price:Performance ratio... The newer models are also very good looking.

[stick101]

At 11/11/09 12:16 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: If you are a mercedes driver I mean no offense... wait I do, your probally a cunt.

My dad drives one and he is certainly not a cunt

[o0-0o]

Assholes will be assholes no matter what they drive. Douchebags drive shitty cars too, but you just laugh at those ones.

Driving a Mercedes would be pretty damn sweet though and I bet you'd get one if you had the chance. I'd rather get a Cadillac however.