attn: Rappers

[iamgrimreaper]

What type of rapper are you? Are you a freestyler, or do you more like just write and can't really get it straight from your head to spit it? If you're a freestyler are you more into with beats or non-beat battles?

Battle, this ain't a fucking battle,
Cause I got him in a headlock faster than he could say throttle,
Yo, check it, I grab the bottle, break it,
On the counter, and hit you with it,
Break it one more time to make it sharper,
Stay out in the sun to make myself darker,
But yo, I'll kill you with this flow,
Kill you one more time, to show I mean business yo.

[Tobi]

Mix of the two.

Reese's Puffs, Reese's puffs,
Reese's Puffs, Reese's puffs,
Peanut buttah choclate flava,
Reese's Puffs, Reese's puffs,
Reese's Puffs, Reese's puffs,

[Polonium]

my style is RhymeZone

[Earthshine]

can I get in on this?

ummm.. here we go

lalala
yeah
shut the fuck up

[ViZi]

Ladies and Gentlemen pimps and playas, half-ass rappers and two-ryhme sayuhs.
This is the carter.........

[iamgrimreaper]

At 11/11/09 12:16 PM, Earthshine wrote: can I get in on this?

ummm.. here we go

lalala
yeah
shut the fuck up

Earthshine?
More like fucked up mind,
Killing people more than one time,
Telling people to shut the fuck up,
Maybe you should shut the fuck up,
Mother fucker, you ain't even worth killing,
I'll break your fucking bones, and drop your body in the hills n',
uhh, your rhymes ain't shit,
Oh wait, that's right, you have none, you can't spit,
so shut the fuck up before I blow you into bits.

[Earthshine]

At 11/11/09 12:21 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 11/11/09 12:16 PM, Earthshine wrote: can I get in on this?

ummm.. here we go

lalala
yeah
shut the fuck up

*crappy Rap*

Nice comeback

[XD0042006]

At 11/11/09 12:24 PM, Earthshine wrote:

At 11/11/09 12:21 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 11/11/09 12:16 PM, Earthshine wrote: can I get in on this?

ummm.. here we go

lalala
yeah
shut the fuck up

*crappy Rap*

Nice comeback

dood u just got served.

[Mechabloby]

I am a rap music person I am down with it.

[doberman7]

At 11/11/09 12:31 PM, Mechabloby wrote: I am a rap music person I am down with it.

I am also a rap music person, I am in the hood.

[citricsquid]

I like good rap, but some of it is fucking awful. I mean, it's on par with the awfulness of cannibal corpse, there are too many pseudo rappers who just rap about themselves and their abilities. If you can't rap about something meaningful then fuck off.

[Sizzlebuzz]

You know when you get embarrassed for what others are doing? Like it actually embarrasses you? This is happening.

[iamgrimreaper]

Yo, I get girls everyday,
I don't even need to pay attention to what they say,
It's just kinda like "Hi, wanna fuck?"
Then that night I get my dick sucked,
Get that bitch devirginated,
But it's just normal for me, ain't it?
Hell, don't answer that, cause the answer yes,
Guess what else, you're the worst, I'm the best,
I just need a shirt, yall need a bullet proof vest,
Still kicking ass, still being better than the rest,
But it don't matter cause that's just me,
I'll be right back, cause I gotta pee...

[EvilerBowser1001]

At 11/11/09 12:43 PM, doberman7 wrote:

At 11/11/09 12:31 PM, Mechabloby wrote: I am a rap music person I am down with it.

I am also a rap music person, I am in the hood.

I AM THE DOG, I AM THE HOOD!

[Tekken9292]

At 11/11/09 12:21 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Telling people to shut the fuck up,
Maybe you should shut the fuck up,

Best rhyme ever.

[Twilight]

I'm a parody rapper.

[SKS]

Got the lyrical strap in my backpack
Rat-a-tat-tat wit a full scale attack
Get a vest for yo chest when I bust the tech
Check yourself before I wreck your health
I'm a best sella you rest on the shelf
Lyrically inclined in my mind to rhyme
It's my time to shine so get off mine
Because I blow your mind with each line
You try to bite my style but bust yo teeth
I'm fresh off the lot you got rust underneath
I got you some swag, a body bag wit a toe tag
Got laid to rest when you put to the test
Just quit spitting this shit you making a mess
Heres some toliet paper go wipe your mouth
Take a lyrical enema get cleaned the fuck out
It's the real deal bitch, what you about?

[Skwurll]

Oh Snap

SKS is going to lay down the smack down on reaper again.

[ViZi]

At 11/11/09 02:11 PM, SKS wrote:

OH, NO YOU DI'INT!!!! We about to have a hood battle or what?
Hard hommie. RESPECT!! SKS FO' SHIZZLE!

[Evark]

At 11/11/09 02:11 PM, SKS wrote: Got the lyrical strap in my backpack
Rat-a-tat-tat wit a full scale attack
Get a vest for yo chest when I bust the tech
Check yourself before I wreck your health
I'm a best sella you rest on the shelf
Lyrically inclined in my mind to rhyme
It's my time to shine so get off mine
Because I blow your mind with each line
You try to bite my style but bust yo teeth
I'm fresh off the lot you got rust underneath
I got you some swag, a body bag wit a toe tag
Got laid to rest when you put to the test
Just quit spitting this shit you making a mess
Heres some toliet paper go wipe your mouth
Take a lyrical enema get cleaned the fuck out
It's the real deal bitch, what you about?

My main fag SKS breakin' it down for you
the same shit he been doin' since 2000 and two
fresher than news, he's all collectin' your dues
got people tappin' they shoes along with watchin' you lose
as if you choosin' your bruises let's hear your latest excuses
for why you ain't got no black to go with your blues.

I saw this same rap battle unfold before
SKS vs. the lyrics and flow of a molasses-pour--
score yourself more lyrical lore just to save us the bore
of feedin' the poor: soup-kitchen's closin' its door.

[michelinman]

At 11/11/09 02:26 PM, Evark wrote: broke it down

Awwww shit. That was dirty folk! Fo sho!

[Twilight]

At 11/11/09 02:26 PM, Evark wrote:

At 11/11/09 02:11 PM, SKS wrote: OOOOOOH

OOOOOH

Lmfao we just got owned

[SteveGuzzi]

silly kids on the forum... rapping? it's boring
i might as well lay down on my keyboard snoring
type aint performing, its a sit-and-read session
yall write some bullshit, it's why Steve ain't stressing
"jeez..." yall guessing, "surely he's just jesting?"
no, best believe we don't need this profession
we got ENOUGH dudes talking fake shit for ages
who fill General out for pages and pages
you big wastes of spaces... like photoshopped faces
you're better off getting cropped-out and replaced, kids
...nerd cats who expound on money and guns
i'm annoyed, yall just sounding funny and dumb
babies, grab your toys, your buddies and run
and maybe, i won't crush you under my thumb
...what a stupid thread, "attention rappers"
how bout i put a fist through your head for an attention-grabber?
inventing the tech to put a hand through the screen
and come out with your neck, you dig what i mean?
with Steve on the scene yall know what the real is
not giving a fuck if you do or don't feel this
...what kind of rapper am i??? whatever you label
fact of the matter, i rap you under the table

[SKS]

Evark is my nig.

[ViZi]

At 11/11/09 02:31 PM, michelinman wrote: Awwww shit. That was dirty folk! Fo sho!

WINNAR!!

/caps

[142201]

I usually prefer music without lyrics.

[Franklin-Moore]

I will kill you
I will rape you
I will murder you
and I will eat you!

[stick101]

I'm gonna serve you right here.

I'm cooler than a dairy queen blizzard!
This is Lord of the Rings, your the hobbit I'm the wizard!

*Drops microphone and walks away*

[Onepiece285]

Got rice bitch? Got rice? Got food got soup got spice? Got brains like us got skills like us? got cars got clothes got girls like us?

[Skwurll]

At 11/11/09 03:28 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: Got rice bitch? Got rice? Got food got soup got spice? Got brains like us got skills like us? got cars got clothes got girls like us?

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