Forum Topic: I may have killed my best friend...

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Posted at: 11/11/09 02:03 AM

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At 11/10/09 11:38 PM, DaMiStudios wrote:
At 11/10/09 11:20 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Love is a myth, and you're an idiot.
And YOU, and an emotional asshole. If this is real, you have just scarred a fellow NGer. Ass...............qúe

The definition of love is
"An evolutionary process which prompts sexual partners to stay together and protect their offsprings and ensure the continuation of their species. "

An offspring without parent is unlikely to survive to adulthood. An offspring with just a mother is likely to be killed by a rival male partner when the next mating season comes. Having two parents is clearly the best evolutionary mechanism to ensure the protection of offsprings (another common method is mass-production whereby a single couple can produce hundreds or thousands of offsprings in their lifetime - in which case it doesn't really matter if 95% of the offsprings die before adulthood)

Members of any given mammal species are naturally attracted to subjects who possess high-quality genes because of the inherited properties of DNA. Healthy partner = healthy offsprings.

Personally I think that if someone is in love with someone who isn't good looking and isn't intelligent; that person has a mental defect (they are evolutionarily retarded) because it goes against the principles of natural selection.

Sometimes an unattractive (intellectually and/or physically unattractive) specimen will settle with an equally unattractive specimen because they don't have much choice. Unfortunately, these parent's offsprings are 'more often than not' equally unattractive and it's not long before that evolutionary branch becomes plagued by genetic diseases (caused by repeatedly having to settle for lower-quality genes) and thus this gene pool culled out of existence.

It's a very simple process really.

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Im pretty sure if you put shit like this on NG Wade and Rig will come and call the fuckin cops.

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At 11/10/09 09:52 PM, Nuggletz wrote:
What the fuck did I just do?

Obviously you pulled a funny. duh.

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That's what you get if you make friends with boring, conformist fucks who play CoD and smoke weed.

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AHHHHHHHHH..............The great feeling of seeing a great story.

I may have killed my best friend...

Owned!

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I'm 12 and what is this?

What's black, has eight legs and makes women scream? Gang rape.

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At 11/10/09 09:54 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 11/10/09 09:52 PM, Nuggletz wrote: What the fuck did I just do?
Assuming this actually happened it appears you just invited the drama of a nice lawsuit to your life.

i agree, that's messed up dude


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LMAO! And then you woke up. Seriously you must take ages thinking of what bullshit to put on the BBS today, because quite frankly, this is'nt stuff that just comes off the top of your head, these take some thought, and in all seriousness you do some of the best bullshit stories I have ever read. Keep them coming I am looking forward to the next one, its going to be tough beating this one though.


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Enjoy your last Newgrounds visit!
You're not coming back in a WHOLE WHILE!
See you in 6 years!

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If that's a real story, well, you shouldn't have gotten too angry and should have just left him after knocking him out.

If it's a fake story, COOLSTORYBRO.


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What has happened since then? If anything, you need to make sure that dude gets to the hospital as quickly as possible. If you simply do nothing and run away, people will find you eventually and a fugitive on the run isn't a good lifestyle.

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At 11/10/09 09:56 PM, ViZi wrote: Cool story bro...

And also, bros before hoes.

Tell that to his friend in this situation. I'm going to become your friend. I'm then going to fuck your mom, sister, and girlfriend. Then I'm going to say "bros before hoes" so we can hug and make up.


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At 11/10/09 09:52 PM, Nuggletz wrote: ...starts playing Modern Warfare on his couch.

It was the right thing to do... if he was stupid enough to pay for that pile of dogshit then he must've been a risk to public health.

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At 11/11/09 12:57 PM, mwmike wrote:
At 11/10/09 09:52 PM, Nuggletz wrote: ...starts playing Modern Warfare on his couch.
It was the right thing to do... if he was stupid enough to pay for that pile of dogshit then he must've been a risk to public health.

Fe fi fo fum, I smell the scent of a Halo 3 fanboy hurt in the bum...


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Dude, you're screwed.


COOOOOOL, THAT RHYMES!

The Adrian does not take crap.

Especially, YOU


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whatever man. I don't believe you/like you.

And instead of asking him about it you should have tackled him in front everyone right then and there and bitten his hand like a true animal that you are.

I would have bitten him. Savage bite, too. I got the jaws of a Siberian Tiger.

Fuck everyone else, do YOU.


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Cool story bro. This probably isn't true though.

pics or it didn't happen

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If you're worried, you should have called an ambulance. You could have just made an anonymous phone call, but he's dead now so nevermind.

Go to this fucking blog right now: http://inyourfaceheh.blogspot.com/

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Therefore, I would like some sauce to go with this fine copypasta.

Click this link dammit.
Read this post dammit.

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At 11/10/09 09:52 PM, Nuggletz wrote: My girlfriend

That's when I stopped believing.

If you love xbox, pm me.
The latest pm is: names

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Nice copy pasta dude. But if this happened you are seriously stupid to post a thread on Newgrounds about this...

To the cuntface who instant deletes my threads:
Played Madness Accelerant? I am going to rape your face with the chainsaw like Hank did it to the giant guy. :3

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At 11/11/09 01:05 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Fe fi fo fum, I smell the scent of a Halo 3 fanboy hurt in the bum...

<-Has never played Halo 3

The fact that practically every CoD game since 2 has been overrated, overpriced shit together with the lack of Dedicated server or modding tools just shows that IW are over their head. Also, let's try not to drag the conversation away from the joyful subject of killing close friends.

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pics or it didn't ha... never mind. uh, i all have to say is, kill the girl, not your friend.

it is true. he is AlWAYS watching!

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At 11/10/09 09:52 PM, Nuggletz wrote: What the fuck did I just do?

You have fucked up.


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Stop watching Teen Dramas

lol, my store
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Everyone on NG posts about beating the shit out of people

makes me laugh :P

i'm an asshole
this is my asshole page
thats my asshole signature down there

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he's not dead you copypasta

pm me for lockerz invites!
if you can make my sig cooler, remake it and send it to me

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