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Posted at: 11/10/09 09:52 PM

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My girlfriend confessed to me that she was cheating with me on my best friend and well....let's start from the beginning.

I went to my friends house to hang out and talk to him about the whole situation. He invites me in, we hang out, and he invites a bunch of friends over. I don't bring up the situation until after everyone leaves, but by this time he's high as fuck.

So he's saying a bunch of stupid shit and starts playing Modern Warfare on his couch. So I sit down with him and start playing, and while we're playing I ask him about my girlfriend having an affair with him. He's like "What the fuck? I told you not to ask her what happened. She's a fucking liar."

I just kept on asking him what happened. He's like "Look man. Just leave right now. Don't fucking worry about it" or some shit like that. I told him that I'm not going to leave until he confesses that he was all over my girl. He just kept on telling me that it was her that was rubbing up against him. I told him that was bullshit.

Eventually he got angry and hit me. I asked him "What the fuck? Do you really wanna go like that?". He called me a pussy and a fucking bitch so I punched him in the face. We started fighting for a while, but I knocked him out. But even after knocking him out, I kept on imagining my girl fucking him, so I just continued to knock the shit out of his stupid fucking face.

By the time I was done, I had broken a bottle over his face and there was blood all over the carpet. He wasn't breathing after that so I ran.

What the fuck did I just do?


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At 11/10/09 09:52 PM, Nuggletz wrote: What the fuck did I just do?

Assuming this actually happened it appears you just invited the drama of a nice lawsuit to your life.

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Posted at: 11/10/09 09:55 PM

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HAHA and the first thing you decided to do was post a thread about it on NG? Yeah Right. Good story though.

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You are a pretty big idiot.


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At 11/10/09 09:55 PM, oddzooka wrote: HAHA and the first thing you decided to do was post a thread about it on NG?

That's were i post all of my problems!


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Cool story bro...

And also, bros before hoes.

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I'd have killed the girl rather than the guy, though the guy might've followed soon afterward.


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At 11/10/09 09:56 PM, ViZi wrote: Cool story bro...

this

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C'mon man.. you have a blog where you can attention whore all you want.

Enjoying the thread? well, it all goes downhill from here...

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I believe this is a hoax!
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Posted at: 11/10/09 10:03 PM

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Umm. Wow. Well that was just plain stupid of you.

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that this is... COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT.

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Quick, incoming troll! Man the harpoons!

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Translation:

You're an EMO fag.

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Do you control who gets vagina?

NOOOOOO.

Love is a myth, and you're an idiot.

HATE.
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At 11/10/09 11:20 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: The truth

I'm going to have to agree with funk on this one.


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Nice job. Post this shit on the internet where the pigs can bust your ass. Stupid fucking asshole.


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DaMiStudios

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What you did: had a partial to full emptional breakdown and as a result or mental and emptional instability combined with stress resulted in you possibly putting your friend in critical condition and/or killing him. Hope he lives/lived and you settle thing peacefuly, then still are good friends. Hope all 3 of you work it out. Good luck man!


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Well that was a well thought out and rational plan.

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At 11/10/09 11:20 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Love is a myth, and you're an idiot.

And YOU, and an emotional asshole. If this is real, you have just scarred a fellow NGer. Ass...............qúe


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At 11/10/09 11:38 PM, DaMiStudios wrote:
At 11/10/09 11:20 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Love is a myth, and you're an idiot.
And YOU, and an emotional asshole. If this is real, you have just scarred a fellow NGer. Ass...............qúe

No he's right actually.

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Posted at: 11/10/09 11:43 PM

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Yeah, you're a complete fucking bullshit liar. No one would be like "Oh man, i just killed someone, lets post on NG!!! GOOD IDEA!!!" Especially when they get the FBI knocking on their door because they claimed they murdered someone.


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The courts may go easy on you as it was a crime of passion.

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At 11/10/09 09:52 PM, Nuggletz wrote: What the fuck did I just do?

dude you should have called an ambulance, not run

dont let the smallest things in the world get in the way of friendship. there is a little quote floating around, "Live today, fight tomorrow" basically worry about less important things later and worry about bigger things now.

you shouldnt have pressured the issue further till... yeah.

now i'd worry about the cops riding your ass

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If you're lucky you'll get the death penalty instead of life in prison.

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Leave teh stories to epicfail mate.

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Well that wasn't a nice thing to do.

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Nuggletz, you've made like 8 or 9 bullshit threads so far, some at the beginning of the year, now you've came back...lol, when will you ever stop?


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Leave this thread, the authorities are being contacted.

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At 11/10/09 09:54 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 11/10/09 09:52 PM, Nuggletz wrote: What the fuck did I just do?

Assuming the story is true, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder, and possibly agravated murder.


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At 11/10/09 09:52 PM, Nuggletz wrote: What the fuck did I just do?

I believe your girlfriend told you she was cheating with your best friend.So you go to his house to talk to him, but he invites some friends over and you have to wait. And by the time everyone leaves, he's high. He starts playing video games and for some insane reason you join in.

After a while you ask him about it and he says "How should I know, I'm high?" He keeps saying high stuff, so you punch him in the face. "Dude, I'm sorry and you have my word that it'll never happen again." to which you replied "THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!" and proceded to pound his face in.

He fell to the floor as you continued to beat him. There was a look of complete insanity in your eyes as he struggled to fend you off. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" you screamed to him as he quietly weeped to himself. "I'm sor-" he tried to say, but was cut off by a devistating blow to the mouth by your foot. And those were his last words as you finally ended his miserable life with a bottle to the face.

From what I've read, thats pretty much what the fuck you just did.

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