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This thread title says a lot: "When was thefirst time you saw your parents have sex"

I don't remember seeing or hearing them having sex. I have seen them both naked before.

Well, then again, I would have tried to block it out in terror if I saw them or heard them having sex so...I could be wrong.

At 11/10/09 08:37 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Never saw or heard.

Same. That goes for anyone having sex IRL.

At 11/10/09 08:36 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Never saw, only heard.

same exept i heard EVERY SINGLE NIGHT :S

At 11/10/09 08:37 PM, Ptcfast wrote: I will send you a free copy if you want!

you are a genious

Not yet.

Psh... My parents are virgins.

My parents slept and still sleep on opposite ends of the house!

I only saw my mom giving my dad a handjob.

At 11/10/09 11:06 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Am I the only person that expected him to say penis?

Nope

I was in 3rd grade and I remember walking in and found my parents naked on the bed.
Later in front of my parents I tell my friend what I saw. loudly

Why would you assume I've seen them at all? I don't think a lot of people have seen their parents having sex.

I've never seen my parent having sex. But I have heard them. Thankfully I used to keep my disk man beside my bed so I was able to put on my headphones and drown them out.

Never walked in on my parents. I did walk in on my sister once, I guess that was karma paying me a visit after she caught me having a go at my junk about a month earlier. We both learned to knock and wait for an answer after that.

NEVER EVER

Anyway two childs are enough

Never seen them and I'm thankful for that.

Never. However, this one time, I was at work, and I answered the phone. And it was the wife of one of the guys I worked with. And in the background there were... sounds. She said "can I speak to my husband please?" and I said "okay". I put the phone on hold and then grabbed the microphone to announce that he had a phone call (as per the protocol), but then I realised that the... sounds distracted me and I hadn't remembered who she was asking for. So I picked the phone back up, there were the... sounds again and I asked who she was after again. Then I remembered and made the page and he answered the phone and I spent the rest of my shift wondering what the fuck happened. He's a great guy, very accident prone though...

I was about 7 at the time. I remember it was very late, about 1AM and I was watching a movie or something but there was something wrong with my Tv, so holding the remote control I hurried to my mommies room. What I saw could not be unseen.

Never seen, my parents haven't had sex since my younger brother was concieved and anyone who says any differently is a liar

I almost walked in on them last week. I went past their room at 2 AM to grab a drink, then I heard the sound of a creaky bed and blankets. I almost laughed out loud.
The next day I said to my father: 'How was the action last night?'
He laughed, lolo.

At 11/10/09 08:44 PM, SaucyMachine wrote: My step mom and step dad.
That was the day, I knew I was gay...

Your step dad must have an amazing cock if just seeing it turned you gay.

never n thank god

At 11/11/09 09:01 AM, Racoonmario wrote: I almost walked in on them last week. I went past their room at 2 AM to grab a drink, then I heard the sound of a creaky bed and blankets. I almost laughed out loud.
The next day I said to my father: 'How was the action last night?'
He laughed, lolo.

They still fuck? Wow.

No, no i have not seen that.
What sick pervert wants to see that, i mean sex is something personal between two persons, nothing you should care about.

they atleast did it once to get you x)

My aunt and her boyfriend. I came by to borrow some Disney movie. Some things cannot be unseen. And the sex was pretty gross too.

At 11/11/09 09:46 AM, citricsquid wrote:

At 11/11/09 09:01 AM, Racoonmario wrote: I almost walked in on them last week. I went past their room at 2 AM to grab a drink, then I heard the sound of a creaky bed and blankets. I almost laughed out loud.
The next day I said to my father: 'How was the action last night?'
He laughed, lolo.

They still fuck? Wow.

honestly, no joke this is serious, but i dont think parents stop fucking, i know my grandparents still fuck there unbelieveably outspoken n told me they have sex quite alot, n there almost 70

At 11/10/09 08:41 PM, JKMonkey wrote: when I was like 6, i thought my dad was beating up my mom and i started crying.

lol I had a similar experience to that. They told they were massaging themselves. Such Bullshit! Most of the time if I hear that crap happening in here I tell them to fucking pipe the shit down. It's bad enough I have to live with them for a short time.

Very, very early in my life. I guess sometime in my infancy. I shared the same room with my parents for the first 13 and 1/2 years of my life due to living in small Manhattan apartments, so them having sex was an almost daily reality for me, and something I eventually just got used to over the course of time.

At 11/11/09 09:50 AM, riskyjoker wrote: honestly, no joke this is serious, but i dont think parents stop fucking, i know my grandparents still fuck there unbelieveably outspoken n told me they have sex quite alot, n there almost 70

I think that's pretty rare, bro. The majority of 70 year old men can't even get it up with viagra.

Never seen or heard.