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Posted at: 11/10/09 08:35 PM
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parents having sex? i was about 10 and It was xmas day, i woke up early and opened my presents, just as I went upstairs about to thank them for my nice gifts, i slowly open the door and hear a woman's moan, and i see movements under the covers and screams which I can simply not forget. oh the horror!
Posted at: 11/10/09 08:36 PM
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Never saw, only heard.
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Never seen them doing it.
Posted at: 11/10/09 08:37 PM
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Never saw or heard.
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Never saw but I heard it than I taped it than I sawed it
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Posted at: 11/10/09 08:41 PM
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I never saw my parents having sex because my mom died when I was 9 and they always spooned.
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When i was 8.
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when I was like 6, i thought my dad was beating up my mom and i started crying.
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Posted at: 11/10/09 08:42 PM
At 11/10/09 08:41 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: I never saw my parents having sex because my mom died when I was 9 and they always spooned.
lol weirdo
I can't believe no one has ever seen, I guess I'm alone
Posted at: 11/10/09 08:43 PM
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I was looking for my dog at like 6 in the morning when I was little, and then I looked in my parents room.
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Posted at: 11/10/09 09:53 PM
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I have been lucky enough to never have seen it, had some close calls though.
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I've never had the pleasure.
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Posted at: 11/10/09 09:55 PM
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Never, but I remember when I was little them telling me not to come in their room cus they were fixing the door.
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At 11/10/09 08:36 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Never saw, only heard.
never saw or heard it
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Posted at: 11/10/09 10:25 PM
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When i was 3 i walked in on my mother and my (sisters) father just laying in bed wide awake, i assume they were just finished because they probably wouldn't have been laying in bed for such a long period of time in silence
Posted at: 11/10/09 10:28 PM
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Never, and to be honest - it's something that I've always been okay with.
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Posted at: 11/10/09 11:02 PM
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Came upstairs just as my dad was leaving the room with nothing but a towel.....
Posted at: 11/10/09 11:04 PM
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At 11/10/09 10:28 PM, disingenuous wrote: Never, and to be honest - it's something that I've always been okay with.
This, I can't imagine how mentally scarring that would be.
Posted at: 11/10/09 11:05 PM
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At 11/10/09 08:35 PM, pricedupree wrote: parents having sex? i was about 10 and It was xmas day, i woke up early and opened my presents, just as I went upstairs about to thank them for my nice gifts, i slowly open the door and hear a woman's moan, and i see movements under the covers and screams which I can simply not forget. oh the horror!
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Posted at: 11/10/09 11:06 PM
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Posted at: 11/10/09 11:07 PM
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My parent is a self impreggnating mollusk, I've never heard it or seen it having sex with itself.
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Posted at: 11/10/09 11:13 PM
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My mom realized her poor choice by the time I was born. She divorced.
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Posted at: 11/10/09 11:14 PM
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Never.
Thankfully my parents have hated each other for as long as I can remember.
Posted at: 11/10/09 11:15 PM
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my parents are having sex RIGHT NOW and i am having sex with them
Posted at: 11/10/09 11:21 PM
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What I find weird is that you open your presents without your parents there. Not that there is nothing wrong with it, but I would have gotten my ass beat if I did that.
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Posted at: 11/10/09 11:42 PM
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At 11/10/09 08:37 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Never saw or heard.
Same 'ere! Someone we know has seen and/or heard their parents 'doing it' and is still emtionaly scarred.
Posted at: 11/10/09 11:44 PM
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I have never.
Posted at: 11/10/09 11:54 PM
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I have. I was twelve. I refuse to recount the experience because it's just reviving suppressed memories.
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Posted at: 11/10/09 11:58 PM
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I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend once.
My sister is fat so I actually laughed a little.
They didn't notice me though.
So I played a trick on them, I shut the door... Waited a little... Knocked hard and fast and said "Hey, what's going on in there? You two having sex?"
It's sad cause this actually happened.
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