Bible Disproof?

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

I have ONE argument that pretty much disproves the entire bible:

Dinosaur bones have been proven to exist before man ever did, AND that they never existed at the same time. However, in the bible, it said that man was the first created. Arguments?

[GiantDouche]

That doesn't disprove anything that just proves that the Bible is not infallible.

[scottmale24]

God buried the dinosaur bones to test our faith. Christ, pay more attention to these things.

[MrFinland]

Wow, another thread trying to prove Bible wrong on Newgrounds.

What did originality mean again?

[TheSilverGuitar]

Eh, to each his own I guess.

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

At 11/10/09 04:30 PM, GiantDouche wrote: That doesn't disprove anything that just proves that the Bible is not infallible.

Well, I guess that's what I was going for here. All the same, I just want someone to clear that up.

and Mr. Finland, just shut your ass up. I am a Catholic, and I'm not against the idea of Christianity, I just happened to notice something.

[HighWayStar365]

Everyone knows that the bible is pure fiction.

[Hellraiser]

Evolution.

[PenguinKommando]

Wow, shit, dude, damn. I can't believe nobody thought of these things before you, god, how are people so stupid?
I'm literally kicking myself right now, I mean wow!

[data662]

Evolution

[Tribalfusion-X]

Presuming you're either a stupid kid, or a grown-up retard who's being serious, I'm just going to go ahead and answer this question.

The bible is full of metaphors and stories that aren't entirely true. This is obviously known to man. Look at the muslims if you want to see what happens if one takes their religious book to seriously.
The fact of the matter is that the bible's purpose was to show people how they should live as good Christians, because 2000 years ago, people were living rather chaotic and the Christians seemed to be right, yet frowned upon by others.

The point is that you should read what it all says and learn from it. For you, it's just best to think of it as the oldest instruction-book.

[MrFinland]

At 11/10/09 04:33 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: and Mr. Finland, just shut your ass up. I am a Catholic, and I'm not against the idea of Christianity, I just happened to notice something.

No need to be pretending to be all tough on the internet here buddy, I merely stated you're not the first one to say this.

[scottmale24]

At 11/10/09 04:33 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: and Mr. Finland, just shut your ass up. I am a Catholic, and I'm not against the idea of Christianity, I just happened to notice something.

Uh huh

[ForNoReason]

Bible dosent say that man came first.

[Reed]

holy shit alert the press
someone disproved the bible

[JohnnyWang]

At 11/10/09 04:36 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:
The point is that you should read what it all says and learn from it. For you, it's just best to think of it as the oldest instruction-book.

But if not all of it is supposed to be taken at face value what parts are?.

All denominations ignore some of the more incovinient parts, or reinterpret them in a twisted way. There's little point of having a holy book if you don't respect its word.

Or you know, it could have been written y a bunch of desert-dwellers before the invention of modern science and should not, actually, be given any more value than any other text at its time, predating it, or coming later in parts that don't agree with reality.

[GiantDouche]

At 11/10/09 04:33 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Well, I guess that's what I was going for here. All the same, I just want someone to clear that up.

Dude if you're going to find a logical inconsistency in the Bible get in line because there are LITERALLY hundreds. To name just a few:

It was once said that Judas tripped on a rock and died, and then later said he hung himself.
The Earth is only 6000 years old. No comment.
Evolution is not true.
Man was created before animals.
In the Garden of Eden plants survived without the sun.

The list goes on and on. I think it's become abundantly clear that the Bible is not at all a reliable source and Christianity is a bullshit religion.

[Mr-Destruction]

Gotta do it.

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

At 11/10/09 04:41 PM, MrFinland wrote:

At 11/10/09 04:33 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: and Mr. Finland, just shut your ass up. I am a Catholic, and I'm not against the idea of Christianity, I just happened to notice something.

No need to be pretending to be all tough on the internet here buddy, I merely stated you're not the first one to say this.

I didn't threaten you, or imply in any way whatsoever that I was tough, you were weak, or any variation of the two, alright? I was merely taken back because you assumed I was a bible-burning Jesus-hater.

[LordFerrok]

God, in my short time here I've seen more threads about the bible than there are pages in that thing.

just let it go man...

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

At 11/10/09 04:34 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Everyone knows that the bible is pure fiction.

^This
The Bible was written by some retarded storyteller

[MultiCanimefan]

At 11/10/09 04:47 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:

At 11/10/09 04:34 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Everyone knows that the bible is pure fiction.

^This
The Bible was written by some retarded storyteller

Or, you know, by people who were bored.

[JohnnyWang]

At 11/10/09 04:44 PM, GiantDouche wrote: In the Garden of Eden plants survived without the sun.

???

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

At 11/10/09 04:44 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 11/10/09 04:33 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Well, I guess that's what I was going for here. All the same, I just want someone to clear that up.

Dude if you're going to find a logical inconsistency in the Bible get in line because there are LITERALLY hundreds. To name just a few:

It was once said that Judas tripped on a rock and died, and then later said he hung himself.
The Earth is only 6000 years old. No comment.
Evolution is not true.
Man was created before animals.
In the Garden of Eden plants survived without the sun.

The list goes on and on. I think it's become abundantly clear that the Bible is not at all a reliable source and Christianity is a bullshit religion.

(*Jaw dropping) That all makes a shitload of sense, actually. Atleast more than some of the stuff I have heard in church. There are SO many fucking rules. I think I might switch to Bhuddism; if you do good deeds, help others, and right all your wrongs, you will achieve enlightenment.

[Mr-Destruction]

At 11/10/09 04:46 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:

At 11/10/09 04:41 PM, MrFinland wrote:

At 11/10/09 04:33 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: and Mr. Finland, just shut your ass up. I am a Catholic, and I'm not against the idea of Christianity, I just happened to notice something.

No need to be pretending to be all tough on the internet here buddy, I merely stated you're not the first one to say this.

I didn't threaten you, or imply in any way whatsoever that I was tough, you were weak, or any variation of the two, alright? I was merely taken back because you assumed I was a bible-burning Jesus-hater.

No listen you short emo kid, you're an idiot. You're the one going into defense mode, not him. Calm your ass down right nao and no video games for you tonight!

[Thegluestickman]

Catholics look to the Bible for Moral truth not Scientific truth.

[Fleuve]

The Bible says that the Devil put fossils, artifacts etc, to trick us. They never existed!

But that is if your into that cult.

[Hellraiser]

At 11/10/09 04:36 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: The point is that you should read what it all says and learn from it. For you, it's just best to think of it as the oldest instruction-book.

I agree 100%. Religion is basically what tries to keep a person sane and have morals. But civilization is stupid, as we all (meaning the small majority of you) know. There are many people who actually beleive this stories as 100% true; written from God himself!

But wait? Wasn't the bible written by man? And isn't the idea of "God" man made? Of course! I'm not aware whether the bible was written to stabilize society or to actually convert them into believing that their god is the only one true god. There is much evidence showing how religion is considering to be fueling many prior wars and in fact... Terrorism.

The bible is a combinations of stories to teach you morals, like you said, and it is not a weapon. History shows that the idea of "god" has been abused to shit. For example: Native Americans beleived in their own gods, they had their own rituals and traditions. When Spanish settlers came to the indies, they have considered their beleifed to be "demonic". According to Christian settlers, anything considered Satanic to them, must be stripped away and destroyed.

Religion is not a toy; stop whoring the bible.
I'm sick of you religous phantics ringing my doorbell telling me "WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY? LULZ"....

"No!"

Science is slowly disproving god, and faith has been so embeded into people minds that they will ignore anything opposing their beleifs. As a current (BBS) forum moderator once said, "People don't like to be wrong." it only fuels the flame even more.

Worst of all is how Christians are making us excuses for the bible's flaws. The bible never directly says the earth is round (or "SPHERICAL") and it considered Space to be the heavons. But if god is man made, how does that explain the rest of the universe. Human beings make up only (estimated at around) 0.00% of the universe.

Didn't god create Adam and Eve in Eden after pwning the dinosours. Why are scientists saying that there's no proof of life starting directly on Earth. Why are they beleiving that life really started on Mars. Could it be that Genesis occured twice?

But that's just MY opinion.
I have no problem with people having faith, but PLEASE, keep it to yourself. Religion is only a tool, not a weapon. Don't abuse your only motivations in life for it will come back and kick you right in the balls.

[JohnnyWang]

At 11/10/09 04:52 PM, Fleuve wrote: The Bible says that the Devil put fossils, artifacts etc, to trick us. They never existed!

I'm fairly sure you're joking... but just in case you're not, [CITATION NEEDED]

[darkrchaos]

Fighting with religion is like fighting with a girl. You can't win. Because they don't fight with any logic and no matter what you say they both say your wrong.