How come ugly guys get the chicks!?

[wtflolnoob]

You fat, wrinkled nosed fucks are ruining my life. Apparently, my ugly-ass friend "Jahova" as we'll call him, frenched some chick at a school band concert last night. I'm nicer, cleanlier, and more attractive than him by dozens but for some reason girls pity him.

WAH MY LIEF SUxorZ gA1Z

[BillysProgrammer]

Usually, and I notice this all the time, people who are hot and popular are a lot more aggressive in relationships and often pay less attention to girls. Now, I'm not saying everyone is like this, but it's not like it isn't uncommon. People who aren't the most popular, or have the nicest things, tend to be more gentle, and a large variety of girls would rather have that over an arrogent jerk.

[jmalouin7]

Have you ever tried talking to the girls? Expecting them to come to you doesn't work, you have to say the first hello in order to keep things going. These ugly guys you talk about, sure they may not be the best looking characters, but if you say hello to a girl, you never know where it will end up.

[wtflolnoob]

At 11/10/09 07:39 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: Have you ever tried talking to the girls? Expecting them to come to you doesn't work, you have to say the first hello in order to keep things going. These ugly guys you talk about, sure they may not be the best looking characters, but if you say hello to a girl, you never know where it will end up.

Yeah I have tons of friends who are girls, I'm always good at starting conversations.

Remember, I'm not saying I'm the shit but I take care of myself WAY more than some people.

[BillysProgrammer]

At 11/10/09 07:39 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: Have you ever tried talking to the girls?

I think that is my problem, girls like confidence, which I lack :P FML

[Yamor]

Looks help, but the most important feature is having game. You have to find out what the girl likes and abuse the knowledge force her to love you. Once the love sets in the poon shall be yours for the taking.

[Roboy]

Confidence and courage. Any fat fuck with either of these two will get any girl, i guarantee it.

[Lost-Chances]

Let me know when you come to terms with the fact that you're just bitter because you can't get sex.

[pr0ded]

At 11/10/09 07:34 AM, wtflolnoob wrote: and more attractive than him by dozens but for some reason girls pity him.

nice wording, you have them all figured out. where is your skirt

[Tramps]

At 11/10/09 08:08 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Let me know when you come to terms with the fact that you're just bitter because you can't get sex.

True, but I'm sure we're only talking about 'french kissing' in this thread.

And besides, ugly guys don't get the chicks. Confident guys get the chicks, regardless of looks. If you're going to be all bitter about your 'ugly' friend getting some and you're not, we can see who the better person is. You for one are kind of petty for nicknaming some guy 'Ugly Jahova' and no girl wants to go near a guy as shallow as you.

[kidray76]

Well, either

1. He has money
2. He is good in bed
3. Has a big dick
4. A good friend/person
5. Educated

Or any combination of the those above can sometimes land you something most of the time.

[pr0ded]

i've read that 70% of americans think they "above average" in looks

and most of these people are exposed to touched up photos, airbrush, lense effects, false colour, distorting perceptions of 'beauty'
these standards arent even real
and it why you are shallow

and the people that are aware of this probably are less

[KennyD]

At 11/10/09 07:34 AM, wtflolnoob wrote: Whining, bitching, and moaning.

That's why.

[tally1989]

At 11/10/09 07:34 AM, wtflolnoob wrote: You fat, wrinkled nosed fucks are ruining my life. Apparently, my ugly-ass friend "Jahova" as we'll call him, frenched some chick at a school band concert last night. I'm nicer, cleanlier, and more attractive than him by dozens but for some reason girls pity him.

WAH MY LIEF SUxorZ gA1Z

Then why don't you make yourself ugly? Apparently the girls will did you then

[ChocEliteBar]

Ask a chick on a date, and things might go well for you.

[hdxmike]

I just noticed that, im pretty damn ugly but im charming intelligent and always tell her shes right

[JiGanEYE]

Hey why dont u stop being jealous of Ur friend and man the fuck up, And get the balls to ask a bitch out
or hang out with a females?

(*_*) (@_@) (-_-) (o_#) (X_X)

Whats the worste that could happen a dreaded rejections!
Its not the worst thing that could happen to you,
+ the females are prolly dumb sluts anyways so
its not a big loss. And u never know till u try right?
And if u dont atleast try u are a fucking loser for being jelous or ur frined that has balls to talk to girls!

(>_<) (^_^*) ("_") (9_9)

Let me get to the point;
1. Stop being so ignorantly superficial and immature!
2. Your actions and personality/persona will get u a chick!
3.DonT loose sleep over other lovers feeling sorry for yourself!

AND #four A chck aint gonna fuckin jump in ur lap cus u think ur pretty.
You have to grow some stones and talk to, make friends with, Hit on, meet, Girls.
To have a girl frined/relationship/friendship,lover!

stop being a jealous shallow ignoramus and do something about it!

[Chymeraxe]

At 11/10/09 07:37 AM, BillysProgrammer wrote: and a large variety of girls would rather have that over an arrogent jerk.

Bahaha wow. That's a good one.

[mydarksides]

At 11/10/09 07:34 AM, wtflolnoob wrote: You fat, wrinkled nosed fucks are ruining my life. Apparently, my ugly-ass friend "Jahova" as we'll call him, frenched some chick at a school band concert last night. I'm nicer, cleanlier, and more attractive than him by dozens but for some reason girls pity him.

WAH MY LIEF SUxorZ gA1Z

This happens alot to me too :(
I guess some girls talk about you alot, but they dont want you to know their talking about u yet.
Tho sadly (heh) UGLY guys will always be this in the future-

Gf of mine once said:

"Ohh, you mean that poor guy i helped out last year? well i was just trying to be nice for someone soo weakk :P"

we got the upper hand bud, dont let your story book's 1st couple of pages fool you~

[Dogbert581]

Money

Either that or they have 12inch tongues and can breathe through their ears

[RydiaLockheart]

Your post indicates that you are a whiny bitch. Girls hate that. They also hate immaturity.

[CooL-007]

I have sad it in my top....

[Freaki-boy92]

normally, ugly people are more interesting

[megakill]

they dont, your just shit with women.

[1Tyla1]

At 11/10/09 01:25 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: normally, ugly people are more interesting

Mainly finding out how they got their face looking so shitty!

[Theflamingamer]

Maybe your stupid attitude REPELS WOMEN if you can't accept a friend, even if ugly and/or mean, has one and you don't!

[gamejunkie]

At 11/10/09 08:19 AM, kidray76 wrote: Well, either

1. He has money
2. He is good in bed
3. Has a big dick
4. A good friend/person
5. Educated

Or any combination of the those above can sometimes land you something most of the time.

Damn you. Oh well, I suppose I could'nt expect my secret of success to stay a secret forever

[Paradigms]

At 11/10/09 07:37 AM, BillysProgrammer wrote: Usually, and I notice this all the time, people who are hot and popular are a lot more aggressive in relationships and often pay less attention to girls. Now, I'm not saying everyone is like this, but it's not like it isn't uncommon. People who aren't the most popular, or have the nicest things, tend to be more gentle, and a large variety of girls would rather have that over an arrogant jerk.

Exactly right, and this pisses me off so much. Girls seem to go with the popular guys who are complete dickheads. All the girls I've fancied (looks and a tiny bit of personality) seem to date complete jerks who wouldn't care if they got dumped the next day.

It's the main reason why I've not dated girls, because the relationships meaningless. They don't care anything and neither would I. I've only just started dating a girl I've been absolutely crazy about for a few months now and I'm desperate to keep it that way. Our relationship actually means something, that most teenage relationships don't.

[GlebGuy]

15. Alone. Shy. Unpopular. Ugly.
Now I'm happy! I think I have hope for a relationship after all!

[LeroyJ]

wtf. lol, noob!