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And if there weren't "inferiors" like us, you would have nothing to moderate. You complain about us acting immature, but if we didn't, you wouldn't have anything to do. The day we grow up is the day you become unimportant and an hero.

At 11/10/09 11:57 AM, gumOnShoe wrote:

At 11/10/09 11:56 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: Didn't you murder a puppy a few years ago?

Dobio or DirtySyko ran over a kid, don't remember which.... I mean somethings have to be forgiven for the sake of internet safety. Can you honestly tell me your well being on newgrounds is more important than some puppy? Scoff.

I'm think Pox kicked a puppy and dun murdered it, these was a crude flash about it...then again it might have been Dobio, although im still convinced they are both the same person.

Newgrounds is not mnore important than a supple young puppy, just think of the sustenance that could have been gained from it! That puppy could have stopped 15 African kids starving to death!

I'm an internet moderator and I come in 6 designer colors

At 11/10/09 12:00 PM, DingoTheDog wrote: Newgrounds is not mnore important than a supple young puppy, just think of the sustenance that could have been gained from it! That puppy could have stopped 15 African kids starving to death!

Yes, but it prevented Poxio from starving to death!

Hence your internet is safe. I'm ok with this. And we all should be.

We're building a better internet, one banned child at a time.

Poxpower for President 2012.

At 11/10/09 12:07 PM, Hellraiser wrote: Poxpower for President 2012.

Fuck that , we can get him in before 2010, wer Newgrounders !

But what about me, the average unknown user? I'm not a mod. I doubt that anyone here even remembers me. Where can I draw hope when I'm feeling down? Is there any reason that I shouldn't go drink that bottle of bleach waiting for me underneath the bathroom sink?

Being NG moderator is more special then other sites, also, i would gladly smile at you if you gave me hamburgers.

we'd be forever lost without you pox.

god's speed...

I resigned from being an internet moderator because the responsibility was

TOO OVERWHELMING!

TOO GREAT A POWER TO HOLD!!!

TOO DIRE THE CONSEQUENCES!!!!

TOO CAPS THE LOCK!!!!!

plus blue is purdier than peepee

At 11/10/09 12:19 PM, 142201 wrote: But what about me, the average unknown user? I'm not a mod. I doubt that anyone here even remembers me. Where can I draw hope when I'm feeling down? Is there any reason that I shouldn't go drink that bottle of bleach waiting for me underneath the bathroom sink?

What about me too?

At 11/10/09 01:57 PM, SteveGuzzi wrote:
plus blue is purdier than peepee

Why did I chuckle?

At 11/10/09 07:09 AM, 36Holla wrote: "Hey! On Newgrounds, I'm a winner and that's all that matters."

This is true as long as nobody knows your personal life.

Poxpower called me offensive names

Oh wait...

I moderate the train tracks for pudding!

At 11/10/09 02:13 PM, Tobi wrote:

At 11/10/09 01:57 PM, SteveGuzzi wrote:
plus blue is purdier than peepee

Why did I chuckle?

i'm guessing it's because you subconsciously recognize the mod aura as a urine stain

Thank you for repelling the stupidity of my me for my own good.

At 11/10/09 02:47 PM, SteveGuzzi wrote:

At 11/10/09 02:13 PM, Tobi wrote:

At 11/10/09 01:57 PM, SteveGuzzi wrote:
plus blue is purdier than peepee

Why did I chuckle?

i'm guessing it's because you subconsciously recognize the mod aura as a urine stain

Or the fact that you sed peepee.

Wade should demod you for the lulz.

At 11/10/09 02:50 PM, Tobi wrote: Or the fact that you sed peepee.

what can i say, i'm a child at heart

At 11/10/09 05:47 AM, poxpower wrote: What if someone calls you a faggot and there's no one there to ban them?

That's total bullshit, none of the mods ban someone for insulting people.

At 11/10/09 03:25 PM, mrty wrote: That's total bullshit, none of the mods ban someone for insulting people.

They don't? Moderators can get rid of your posts and ban you for things that may not seem like it hurts people. Being disrespectful or downright racist is an offense that is not to be taken lightly on this site or anywhere else for that matter.

wait, THERES MORE THAN THREE INTERNETS?

can you make newgrounds more gay for me poxie poo? :P

I used to mod this one joint. Then I stepped down and acquired women. Nothing gets them hot like a man who no longer wants to do his job.

I used to suffer from manic depressive bipolar, have no friends, and I was hideously overweight, I had attempted suicide twice, but then I became a forum moderator for newgrounds.com and life's never been better.

Oh wait...

At 11/10/09 08:44 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Damn pox, I pretty much feel the same way. Except I'm not a moderator. My life is shit, and I have to deal with shit. Just so depressing...

That's why we're here!
Also, if I was a mod, the sun would shine through my window and birds would chirp me songs every day. And my Lemon Dranks would cure every disease known to man, sell so well it boosts the economy, and is sweetened with Splenda but taste like real sugar at the same time to keep it healthy.

At 11/10/09 12:04 PM, STEM wrote: I'm an internet moderator and I come in 6 designer colors

i come in 6 too and im a normal user...
Oh wait... Damn.

Don't worry pox you may be a huge loser in life but on the internet your a god. People fear and respect you. You weild the blade that can kill their internet selves. A good thing tht you stick up for the little man cause we all no no one else will.

oh hi guys, what's up? I'm just secretly instilling anarchy amongst your people.