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I think thats one of those moments when you should just try to let it go and never think back to it.
But seriously he was spanking a monkey?...

98% of guys do it, not a big deal.

At 11/10/09 01:36 AM, Saint-Pig wrote: someone please help me

Stop crying about it, go to your room, spank your own monkey, and cry.

Problem solved.

Just think of something else..

when you walked in you should of screamed and make him shit himself :D

At 11/10/09 01:34 AM, Saint-Pig wrote: i know its natural but

It's MASTURBATION.

It's anything BUT natural.

At 11/10/09 05:35 PM, Jinx-Studios wrote:

At 11/10/09 01:34 AM, Saint-Pig wrote: i know its natural but

It's MASTURBATION.

It's anything BUT natural.

Wow, what the fuck?
Masterbation is very natural.
If you're a Christ fag, don't even bother sharing your beliefs with me. Spare me.

dont be a sore loser. i walked in on my dad when i was 14. i closed the door and pretended like nothing happened. i'm perfectly fine now. just forget it ever happened and never speak about it, except on internet forums.

I walked in on my brother jerking about the same age, he noticed me and told it was his penis and he could do with it what he wants. I was all like, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh.

Save this information for a Thanksgiving Dinner years later down the road, when you both have kids that are just old enough to be wanking it. It will be the most memorable Family dinner yet!

Everyone from their teens to their elderly years masturbates, old women masturbate.

Get over it.

At 11/10/09 01:42 AM, 142201 wrote:

At 11/10/09 01:38 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: Do it with him!

I agree. There's nothing like a good circle jerk to build trust.

You guys can make a little pile.

its wrong to see a different person that we care about in a non sexual maner to be found jerking the meat aint it... i dont think that you will ever get it ouot of your head... but as soon as you have sex the image of your brother will shrink to half the size in your head... i would think at least...

Videotape him masturbating, then get him to walk in on you while you're beating off to the video.

At 11/10/09 05:55 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Videotape him masturbating, then get him to walk in on you while you're beating off to the video.

I thought this was going to be about blackmail for a second but holy crap. That actually made me laugh.

ignore it and move on with your life, since its a natural thing that everyone does.

At 11/10/09 01:36 AM, Saint-Pig wrote: someone please help me

How about if you knock on a door and there's no answer you don't just walk right the fuck in?

you're a jerk

At 11/10/09 08:34 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: you're a jerk

I know.

Jeez, why I'm I listening to such crappy songs?

Anyways, just give him this talk:

TANKMEN 1.5, by JohnnyUtah Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

Just know, something from Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

"About 70-80% of women and 90% of men say they masturbate. The rest are lying."

Holy shit i hope you had your camera phone in your pocket and just decided to record i smell aa viral video hahahahahahahahah thats hilarus a fucking kid fucking an inflatable monkey

PRICELESS!!!!

These quality topics are the reason I always come back to the BBS. :)

Better question: Why'd you walk in his room?

Walking into a room with the door shut is like asking to see something you'll regret.

Dude! You walked in on me while I was masturbating? NOT COOL, little bro. I'm going to have to kick your ass. It isn't my fault that Metallica and wanking it go so good together amirite?

A few days ago i entered my brothers room and in my search for a game i found a porno DvD in his cardboard (which gave me a disturbing image in my head) also when we were younger my brother used to lay on the lounge while watching TV and he would play with himself

and though it was awkward it was nothing really, so some people like to give themselves pleasure (usually not in the presence of others) but what does it matter at least you didn't walk in on your parents

just find something more disturbing online and you will forget about this awkward event

screenshots or it didnt happen

this reminds me of a song...

At 11/10/09 09:46 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Dude! You walked in on me while I was masturbating? NOT COOL, little bro. I'm going to have to kick your ass. It isn't my fault that Metallica and wanking it go so good together amirite?

I know your not my bro because my brother dose not go to newgrounds he only goes for games

Why'd you walk into his room if he didn't answer the door? That's just asking for something weird to happen.
But anyway, I think you should just forget about it. And if it's so serious for you that you can't even look at him? That's more than awkwardness.

Record it and show it to him

At 11/10/09 01:53 AM, JasonCD2009 wrote: Fucked up...
Another thing, you should use this information against him..
Great idea, right?

Well yeah, l think your a genious....