I won a fight in school today

[Facepalmer]

So last week, this white rap kid called ME out and wanted to fight me. So today, I planned a sneak attack. I knew he would be looking for me, so I ditched first period and called all of my friends (including a football star guy at this school) and told them we had to take care of this weird bitch. So during second period, while he was walking, we all rushed him, knocked him over, and started beating on him. I made sure to tell him never to mention my name in another one of those retarded songs again. I just kept on kicking him for about 10 minutes until security came and we all scattered. One of my friends got suspended because they got caught and knew they couldn't squeal, or they'd suffer the same fate.

You know whats the funniest part? Everyone on NG thought I was gonna lose lol. And the other funniest part? I didn't even get suspended lol.

[Master117chief]

You what?

[Piss]

I believed in you, FacePalmer. Congratulations.

[Tykwa]

That's not a fight that's a mugging!

[HighWayStar365]

You didn't win because you took the pussy way out. YOUR FRIENDS won the fight, not you.

[Master117chief]

At 11/9/09 08:06 PM, Piss wrote: I believed in you, FacePalmer. Congratulations.

Piss of Piss.

[JKMonkey]

good job son

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 11/9/09 08:04 PM, Facepalmer wrote: So last week, this white rap kid called ME out and wanted to fight me. So today, I planned a sneak attack... we all rushed him, knocked him over, and started beating on him.

You didn't fight him, you jumped him. If anything, you're an ass.

[CompleteDouche]

You beat up a kid, walking in the hallway, with a group of people to help you, and as a surprise attack. Yeah, your really cool, while your at it kill a couple of babies.

[SessileNomad]

Piss off Piss.

fixed

[ShadowWest]

You sir, are a complete pussy. How sad that you had to get your friends to do your dirty work.

[Leo625]

It's bad enough your making up stories on a message moard to make yourself feel better, so why you gonna make yourself seem like a pussy in the story and not fight him man to man, well in your case pre-pubescent boy vs pre-pubescent boy. If you had a pair you wouldn't need a bunch of people to help you fight him.

[Master117chief]

At 11/9/09 08:10 PM, SessileNomad wrote:

Piss off Piss.

fixed

Thank you, kind sir.

+coin.
...Did you hear about the gray fox?

[shabbo]

At 11/9/09 08:04 PM, Facepalmer wrote: so I ditched first period and called all of my friends (including a football star guy at this school)

Wuss.

[Facepalmer]

At 11/9/09 08:07 PM, Tykwa wrote: That's not a fight that's a mugging!

Definition of
Mugging: Stealing

Fighting: Attack another person

Pretty sure this counts as a fight.

[Master117chief]

At 11/9/09 08:13 PM, EJR wrote:

At 11/9/09 08:07 PM, Master117chief wrote:

At 11/9/09 08:06 PM, Piss wrote: I believed in you, FacePalmer. Congratulations.

Piss of Piss.

You piss off. Piss is my best friend ever.

Sorry, didn't know he's your boyfriend.

[megakill]

i remember you rlast post about how you used to pick on him for no apparent reason.

this just reinforces why i think your a cunt.

[gothboy88]

At 11/9/09 08:21 PM, Facepalmer wrote:

At 11/9/09 08:07 PM, Tykwa wrote:

Fighting: Attack another person

Pretty sure this counts as a fight.

actually, fighting is when 2 people hit each other, you just kicked his ass, cuz you had a bunch of guys break him in

[Facepalmer]

At 11/9/09 08:24 PM, gothboy88 wrote:

At 11/9/09 08:21 PM, Facepalmer wrote:

At 11/9/09 08:07 PM, Tykwa wrote:

Fighting: Attack another person

Pretty sure this counts as a fight.

actually, fighting is when 2 people hit each other, you just kicked his ass, cuz you had a bunch of guys break him in

How do you know I wouldn't have won if I didn't have other people with me? Huh?

[Jackdabomb]

Not that interesting. Lamest story ever.

[gothboy88]

At 11/9/09 08:26 PM, Facepalmer wrote:

At 11/9/09 08:24 PM, gothboy88 wrote:

At 11/9/09 08:21 PM, Facepalmer wrote:

At 11/9/09 08:07 PM, Tykwa wrote:

Fighting: Attack another person

Pretty sure this counts as a fight.

actually, fighting is when 2 people hit each other, you just kicked his ass, cuz you had a bunch of guys break him in

How do you know I wouldn't have won if I didn't have other people with me? Huh?

it only counts as a fight if he hit back, which I doubt cuz you and your buds were so "man" that you wouldn't give him a chance to fight back

[PenguinKommando]

At 11/9/09 08:04 PM, Facepalmer wrote: You know whats the funniest part? Everyone on NG thought I was gonna lose lol. And the other funniest part? I didn't even get suspended lol.

No, the funniest part is that you think anyone believes this stupid bullshit.

[Gobblemeister]

Good job you beat up one kid with all your friends

You're a really tough guy

I mean it takes a real man to beg a football star to come save your sorry ass in exchange for a sloppy wet blowjob

I admire your toughness

[ohbombuh]

That's not funny. You grabbed a bunch of people to help attack a guy you should've taken one-on-one.

[Siggles]

You start a fight with a kid because he's an individual, and then you're so afraid to fight him that you jump him with your friends? That's fucking gay.

[Porkchop]

Whoopdee doo, you gangraped a kid.

You're a total cuntbag, you should've handled your own affair and lost.

[Facepalmer]

At 11/9/09 08:39 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Good job you beat up one kid with all your friends

You're a really tough guy

I mean it takes a real man to beg a football star to come save your sorry ass in exchange for a sloppy wet blowjob

....In what part of this post did I mention offering a blowjob in exchange?

Think before you post...

[PenguinKommando]

At 11/9/09 08:39 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: I mean it takes a real man to beg a football star to come save your sorry ass in exchange for a sloppy wet blowjob

ITT: Kid fantasizes about being one of those stars of the movies where he is the head a team of crack operatives (in their fields) and they are all super loyal to him and do whatever he wants and would suffer death (Saturday school) rather than "squeal" because he runs a tight ship and its almost like the Mafia and once you're 'inside' (talking to the counselor) you're compromising the family and might as well just wait for someone to come along and slip you a razor so you can off yourself before Two Fist Tommy (the star quarterback) comes and breaks your jaw.

Also, OP? It's hard to get suspended for something you didn't do, lol

[megakill]

for the record, you didnt win a fight. you jumped a kid with your friends, theres a big difference.

i dont know why im even bothering, its all bullshit anyway...

[Gobblemeister]

At 11/9/09 08:49 PM, Facepalmer wrote:

At 11/9/09 08:39 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Good job you beat up one kid with all your friends

You're a really tough guy

I mean it takes a real man to beg a football star to come save your sorry ass in exchange for a sloppy wet blowjob

....In what part of this post did I mention offering a blowjob in exchange?

Think before you post...

Because its obvious that a real man wouldn't offer his services to a pussy without something in exchange. Since you're too much of a bitch to decline you offrered to give him a blowjob cause you're a faggot, and your friend accepted cause he's a faggot too.

We all know how big you must feel telling everyone on NG how tough you are beating up a white kid who thinks he's a rapper. Trust me nothing is scarier than that.

You know, other than spiders, girls, and Spongebob Spuarepants