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wtflolnoob

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:29 PM

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Go on.

Just sit there looking at this wall of text.

You probably think this is a joke.

You probably think this is a chain message.

It's not.

The following I am posting is a true occurrence which happened to me in northern Minnesota. Me and a group this summer were playing night games like the fun loving teens we were. Suddenly, we realized the truth.

In a few days, my life will extend beyond the realms of this earth. All I'm allowed to mention of the truth, is the following:

"110bon0".

Figure out how to manipulate this text. Once you do, you will be visited by the masters. The "Illuminati" if you wish. Destroy your hard drive after completing the task at hand, or you will be slaughtered.

That's all I can post for now, I really hope you all can realize the truth soon enough.


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Master117chief

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:31 PM

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"110bon0".

I see..."Boner"

I WIN

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ArmouredGRIFFON

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:32 PM

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At 11/9/09 06:31 PM, Master117chief wrote:
"110bon0".
I see..."Boner"

I WIN

HORAY!


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TheRadicalOne

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:33 PM

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At 11/9/09 06:32 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:
At 11/9/09 06:31 PM, Master117chief wrote:
"110bon0".
I see..."Boner"

I WIN
HORAY!

I will ignore everything the OP said because that is the true heart of the post.

Boner!


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Goldfire64

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:35 PM

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At 11/9/09 06:31 PM, Master117chief wrote:
"110bon0".
I see..."Boner"

I WIN

I see Bono, as in the singer of U2.

My word, he is the new President?


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TheSilverGuitar

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:37 PM

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Op, you're silly.

bonnnnerrr

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MsiScars2780

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:38 PM

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At 11/9/09 06:31 PM, Master117chief wrote:
"110bon0".
I see..."Boner"

I WIN

He sure does. Boner forever <3333

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel...
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XxRobJohnsonxX

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At 11/9/09 06:29 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: "110bon0".

1o1 n00b?

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Digital-Terror

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:40 PM

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How, exactly, did "boner" come up during these night games you speak of?

Go to this fucking blog right now: http://inyourfaceheh.blogspot.com/

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RiuTenshin

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:41 PM

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wut doez this n0nch4l4ntli3 m34n?

Also, boner.

Gamertag: Behindrails, add me.
Also, Free Lockerz.com invites. PM me for details.
Once you can shoot a ball of flame out of your hands, tell me to stop playing games.

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Master117chief

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:42 PM

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At 11/9/09 06:40 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: How, exactly, did "boner" come up during these night games you speak of?

You know...he was with his friends....alone....and then it just went up.

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speeling

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:43 PM

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110bon0 is what the Illuminati call "The holy word"-11 is supposed to be the number of hours an illuminati was meant to work on his ideas. 0 is a secret number that would help decide who the next person dead would be (so after BON). BON is the shrortened version of the word Bonofetti, the holy land of Christian people. The number followed by that was a secret code that would tell each illuminati member what assasination plot was going to happen (big charts told what each meant, like the number before BON would help decide). 110bon0 is telling of the day that when the future of mankind will be decided.

I have Free-mason ancestry in my house right now.

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Headshot777

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:44 PM

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At 11/9/09 06:38 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:
At 11/9/09 06:29 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: "110bon0".
1o1 n00b?

That seems to make more sense.

12

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evan210

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:46 PM

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At 11/9/09 06:29 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: Destroy your hard drive after completing the task at hand, or you will be slaughtered.

But what about all my flash? And JPEGs? And mah pr0nz?

Also, I love how 9/11 replies say "boner"

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HighWayStar365

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:48 PM

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boners give me boners.

This is sooo queer.

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danicos

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:55 PM

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is it bonez0rz
as in the gay lolzorz and shtuff like that?

Only a rapist has the ability to read this

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JKMonkey

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At 11/9/09 06:35 PM, Goldfire64 wrote:
I see Bono, as in the singer of U2.

My word, he is the new President?

^^ I saw the same, either that or bonbon, those pastry things.


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danicos

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Posted at: 11/9/09 06:57 PM

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At 11/9/09 06:38 PM, MsiScars2780 wrote:
At 11/9/09 06:31 PM, Master117chief wrote:
"110bon0".
I see..."Boner"

I WIN
He sure does. Boner forever <3333

Trust me, after a while, it gets annoying!

Only a rapist has the ability to read this

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wtflolnoob

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Posted at: 11/9/09 08:28 PM

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At 11/9/09 06:38 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:
At 11/9/09 06:29 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: "110bon0".
1o1 n00b?

I congradulate you sir, you nailed it. However, I am dissapoint that you posted it without my permission.

Lives hang in the balance.


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Master117chief

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At 11/9/09 08:28 PM, wtflolnoob wrote:
At 11/9/09 06:38 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:
At 11/9/09 06:29 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: "110bon0".
1o1 n00b?
I congradulate you sir, you nailed it. However, I am dissapoint that you posted it without my permission.

Lives hang in the balance.

I fucked your thread in the ass.

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megakill

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so does this mean the illuminati have boners?

for the lulz

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StrangelyMauled

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At 11/9/09 06:43 PM, speeling wrote: 110bon0 is boner

Shortened it up for you.

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Attacknun

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Posted at: 11/9/09 08:33 PM

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At 11/9/09 06:31 PM, Master117chief wrote:
"110bon0".
I see..."Boner"

I WIN

Indeed you do.

Now you must be killed }:)

Attack nuns...

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Jackdabomb

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Posted at: 11/9/09 08:36 PM

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I wasn't nonchalantly reading this because I was on a sugar rush therefore none of this text applies to me

I doubly win

Personal Motto: I am awesome and that's putting it modestly


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How do get slaughtered by Illiuminati?


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