ever had a...

[quagmire690]

FML moment that lasted all day...

i crashed my car.
got a bad grade in school
got fooled by a radio announcer
got rejected from the military
and got less money back from bank deposit then you wanted or was predicted...

i srsly wanted to kill my self that day...

[megakill]

At 11/9/09 04:11 PM, quagmire690 wrote: FML moment that lasted all day...

i crashed my car.
got a bad grade in school
got fooled by a radio announcer
got rejected from the military
and got less money back from bank deposit then you wanted or was predicted...

i srsly wanted to kill my self that day...

cheer up douche bag, lifes hard, you'll get used to it.

[EpicFail]

Yeah, whenever I wake up, and I think to myself, "Fuck, I didn't die in my sleep." the rest of the day from that point on sucks dick.

[megakill]

At 11/9/09 04:15 PM, EpicFail wrote: Yeah, whenever I wake up, and I think to myself, "Fuck, I didn't die in my sleep." the rest of the day from that point on sucks dick.

ho ho ho...you do make me chuckle epicfail <3

[NeverHundred]

My days are always filled with luaghter and joy... or else I will get punished.

[quagmire690]

At 11/9/09 04:16 PM, NeverHundred wrote: My days are always filled with luaghter and joy... or else I will get punished.

how in the hell do you get punished for having a bad day...
i guess that someone hears you winning and you get grounded or something.

[LiliumDanceOfLies]

At 11/9/09 04:11 PM, quagmire690 wrote: FML moment that lasted all day...

i crashed my car.
got a bad grade in school
got fooled by a radio announcer
got rejected from the military
and got less money back from bank deposit then you wanted or was predicted...

i srsly wanted to kill my self that day...

my phone broke yesterday.

the up button stopped working
the back button stopped working
the button right above the back button was already broken to begin with

but that wasnt that big a deal

the shortcut i have for the up button is to write a new text
i tried to hit the up button so i could text my bf and it wouldnt let me do the text. i think, "ok, maybe its just not that sensitive." yesterday i went through my music folder

to show my sister what all music i had

i tried to back out of the folder and it wouldnt let me back out! then the up button completely failed on me! i had to turn the phone itself off just to get it back to the main wallpaper

with the time and alarms

if any. lulz

today, knowing full well that the buttons are completely broken, i hit the up button to text someone. then i remembered, "shit its broken. stupid jody!"

jody's my name. like y'all care

i looked at the phone and a miracle happened
THE BUTTONS WERE WORKING AGAIN!
i was SO fucking happy! still am! XD

lulz!

[TheTrooper5]

More bad weeks than individual days...karma sure is a fickle mistress.

[Diddy]

I love it when I have a bad day, but a bad week just takes the biscuit.

Down with them I say!

[Alex12345269]

Way more people have worse lives than you, whore ass slut bitch faggot cunt ass hoe.

[quagmire690]

At 11/9/09 04:48 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: Way more people have worse lives than you, whore ass slut bitch faggot cunt ass hoe.

.......... MODERATOR!!! help

[Anonymoususer092]

At 11/9/09 04:11 PM, quagmire690 wrote: FML moment that lasted all day...

i crashed my car.

Depends how bad the damage was. Fender benders aren't that bad unless you suck at driving.

got a bad grade in school

Who cares I get bad grades all the time. Not a biggie (increases my self-esteem xD

got fooled by a radio announcer

Blame the liberals lol

got rejected from the military

ouch...

and got less money back from bank deposit then you wanted or was predicted...

I feel your pain

i srsly wanted to kill my self that day...

Don't think about doing such thing. I seriously say that all the time every time I fuck up, but I try not to since God gave us life for a reason. We could of simply been born as an amphibian or a prey of like a tiger or even a piece of grass. Be thankful to be human.

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

At 11/9/09 04:11 PM, quagmire690 wrote:

got rejected from the military

wow.... you know your shit is fucked up if the military rejects you.

[Leo3oproductions]

At 11/9/09 04:11 PM, quagmire690 wrote: FML moment that lasted all day...

(Cracking Fingers)
I wake up with the ussual deafining alarm clock bursting in my ear canal.as I reach over to turn it off a beaker full of hydrochloric acid falls onto my head.just my luck huh?not only that but by breakfast the really bad part of my day starts.I go to get a bowl of Frosted Flakes and reach my hand in to my cabinet.after a while of fiddeling around trying to find my meal until my hand finally touches something.apparently I forgot the severed zombie head in there.how could I forget about that!?anyway it ended up biting me and I had to cut my hand off to avoid infection.luckilly it quickley reguvinated becouse of my awesomeness.after that ordeal I made my cereal and sat down to try to forget about it.I finished up,dressed myself,went to the bathroom,ECT;ECT,and then walked out the door to go to (ahem) work.but after awhile of walking a strange noise came to me.where was it coming from?above?yes.but it was to late.the flying saucers tractor beam quickly picked me up and pulled me into the ship.after many horrifying tests,they finally dropped me from there disposal chute and I fell 400 feet in the air.I then died.And that concluded my bad day >:(

P.S. my computer was going through alot of technical diffuculties when I wrote this so I am sorry if there are some spelling errors.I am also a noob.

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 11/9/09 04:11 PM, quagmire690 wrote: FML moment that lasted all day...

i crashed my car.

I got hit by a car like six weeks ago and I haven't been able to walk since. I'd rather have a smashed car than a broken leg.

got a bad grade in school

Grades matter less and less if you're involved and show leadership during your school career. And one bad grade isn't going to matter.

got fooled by a radio announcer

So what?

got rejected from the military

You won't be getting shot any time soon.

and got less money back from bank deposit then you wanted or was predicted...

But you did get money back.

[Ericho]

I did just this morning. I went over to pick up medication for my mother. I was told I would get some by 10:30 by a person at the pharmacy. I went there and they simply said no one had any, and I had to wait 30 minutes for it. It was raining and I had trouble driving in the rain. Then I realised that I was going in the wrong direction from the pharmacy. It was at this point that for the first time in my entire life, I simply said fuck and meant it. I never swear.

I now made myself thirty minutes late for college and when I finally was able to get home, I had to go back again because I had brought the wrong folder with me.

On the other hand, I went to my classes and got two A's from assignments and got all of my work done, so I guess it wasn't the whole day.

[LiliumDanceOfLies]

At 11/9/09 05:29 PM, Leo3oproductions wrote: I wake up with the ussual deafining alarm clock bursting in my ear canal.as I reach over to turn it off a beaker full of hydrochloric acid falls onto my head.

see now we know this came right outta ur ass. how the hell could a beaker of HCl drop on your head and you lived!?

but hey, try dropping other acids on your head and see what happens

HCl - hydrochloric acid. DONE!
HNO3 - nitric acid.
H2 SO4 - sulfuric acid.

or a strong base
NaOH - sodium hydroxide

btw did you know that strong acids and strong bases are corrosive? yeah, ur fucked

[Leo3oproductions]

At 11/9/09 05:42 PM, LiliumDanceOfLies wrote:

At 11/9/09 05:29 PM, Leo3oproductions wrote: I wake up with the ussual deafining alarm clock bursting in my ear canal.as I reach over to turn it off a beaker full of hydrochloric acid falls onto my head.

see now we know this came right outta ur ass. how the hell could a beaker of HCl drop on your head and you lived!?

you are a very sad man.

[Meepster]

At 11/9/09 04:11 PM, quagmire690 wrote: FML moment that lasted all day...

i crashed my car.

Whos fault?

got a bad grade in school

Whos fault?

got fooled by a radio announcer

Whos fault?

got rejected from the military

Whos fault?

and got less money back from bank deposit then you wanted or was predicted...

meh.

i srsly wanted to kill my self that day...

Whos fault?

[JKMonkey]

At 11/9/09 04:11 PM, quagmire690 wrote: got rejected from the military

^^ isnt that a good thing?

[Ericho]

To just inform you of all the other things that happened, I went home where we had to get groceries. My mother was still too sick to do it, so originally my brother and I were going to do it. He decided he would just tell me where the groceries were, so I could do it myself. He'd give me some money to pay for it in case the payment was over $119 (the money I have in my account). Everything turned out well, except for some reason the pizza I cooked had soot on it.