Almost ate myself!

[Bendt]

I was making meatballs, because it's Monday, meatball day. (:

I was mixing the raw meat with some spices and raw eggs with my hands,
when I suddenly felt something itching on my cheek.

I started to scratch it, I forgot that there was raw meat everywhere on my hand, I scratched and some meat stayed behind.
I licked the meat of my cheek.. I tasted the sweet salty raw meat in my mouth.. Mmm, delish.
I started intensively licking my fingers and my hand palms, I putted all my fingers in my mouth started chewing it a bit.
I started biting intensively in my fingers, I couldn't stop it! The meat was everywhere and it was sooo tasty.

I was right on time to stop it. I have bite marks everywhere, maybe I can stay home because of that tomorrow.

[DumbassDude]

I hope you catch something.

[MultiCanimefan]

So... you DIDN'T finish making the meatballs?

[thekingofmadness]

Thats normal?

[quagmire690]

self cannibalism is awesome aint it...

[Goldfire64]

Would you have eaten yourself so all that was left was a set of chattering teeth trying to eat themselves?

[hdxmike]

I take a nibble at my kibble and bits every now and then, nothing to be ashamed of

[Krbyfan1]

I almost ate myself when I bit the inside of my mouth yesterday, so I know your pain.

[NeverHundred]

Tha tmust of taken a lot of self restraint on your part. You really cut it close this time. I do not think you should go into the culinary business... you know, for your own safety. And quite possibly the safety of others.

[Rennevi]

Can I lick your meaty balls? I bet they taste good.

[Lolzer]

Tell me again, why did you stop eating yourself?

[NeverHundred]

At 11/9/09 02:56 PM, Lolzer wrote: Tell me again, why did you stop eating yourself?

I think that they remembered they were on a diet and didn't want to ruin it with empty carbs.

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

Is it wrong that I came into this thread, expecting to see something along the lines of this?

[k6ka]

Eating raw meat can make you sick or even kill you.

[ZOMGALIENS]

I'm always biting the sides of my mouth and chewing skin off...
I have to remember to stop or else eating salty foods (especially marmite), stings like a bitch.

[xxdomoxxkunxx]

At 11/9/09 02:58 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Is it wrong that I came into this thread, expecting to see something along the lines of this?

wow

[gingermagicman]

Please, film this, or I'll go to some crazy website where people eat themselves to stay alive!

:SAW much?

[coure]

So you are the one who ate my meaty balls

[iateamexican]

BLAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH

Did I get the reference? :D