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Use the clinic bathroom.

If I really need to drop some shit at school I use teacher bathrooms. At my school they are never locked. Also at my work if you go beyond the 'fire exit' there is a secret bathroom, to which I have a key. I try not to use public bathrooms for my shitting, I even try not to use friends' because of their toilet paper. Urinating, however..
Unfortunately for the public at large, I am the guy who makes you never want to use public bathrooms in fear you'll get the one I fucked up. I'm the dude who pees on the seats, on the handles of the toilets, the stall handles, on the floors, the walls, on the toilet paper rolls. One more than one occasion I have deliberately shat on the floor and on the toilets seat instead of the bowl.

I never shit while at school, i just wait till after school or if desperate ill go home sick so i can be in a more pleasant location.
if you dont like the stalls then is there another location of a toilet in the school? (my gymnasium has a few in the changing room and since the gym is rarely used its a perfect place)

At least there's not blood on the toilet seats and walls like there was once in my school.

teach those bastards a lesson by taking a shit ON the toilet

At 11/9/09 01:46 PM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote: I never take a shit in a public place - NEVER. Always at home. And If I have to pee in a public place, I always go to the stall, and not the urinal.

Yeah... I cant even shit at a friends house, unless I'm living there for a week.

At 11/9/09 12:01 PM, MrShankly wrote: This guy obviously lives in New Jersey

No, in New Jersey they don't make toliet paper. So everyone just uses a bundled up ball of straw wrappers they steal from vendors.

At 11/9/09 07:58 PM, TheBoard wrote: If I really need to drop some shit at school I use teacher bathrooms. At my school they are never locked. Also at my work if you go beyond the 'fire exit' there is a secret bathroom, to which I have a key. I try not to use public bathrooms for my shitting, I even try not to use friends' because of their toilet paper. Urinating, however..
Unfortunately for the public at large, I am the guy who makes you never want to use public bathrooms in fear you'll get the one I fucked up. I'm the dude who pees on the seats, on the handles of the toilets, the stall handles, on the floors, the walls, on the toilet paper rolls. One more than one occasion I have deliberately shat on the floor and on the toilets seat instead of the bowl.

Someone did that at our school, and now we have to have to sign a note telling the time of which we leave and come back, and some teachers even have some of their pets to go check the stalls after someone leaves them.

Damn you.

At 11/9/09 12:00 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Did you read many interesting stories off the walls?

For a good time, call 1856 309.

I'm not going to apologize for that 'joke'.

You can't make me.

I never ever poop in a public bathroom they are just crack nasty.

If I had a gun and they were trying to eat me then I'd shoot them without hesitation, even if they wern't zombies.

The real question is can you get zombie disease from fucking a zombie? If so then I'd be screwed.

At 11/9/09 10:10 PM, Leo625 wrote: If I had a gun and they were trying to eat me then I'd shoot them without hesitation, even if they wern't zombies.

The real question is can you get zombie disease from fucking a zombie? If so then I'd be screwed.

Whoops, wrong thread!

My school's toilets are bad but nowhere near that bad. There's no way in hell a school would allow their bathrooms to be in such bad condition. No doors? Tiny TP. I know you're trolling because if any school had toilets like that they would be sued or warned by the ministry of health and education.

i always write on the walls in my school toilets

How can it smell like aids......

my school bathrooms don't have doors on the stalls...it's so bad

At 11/9/09 01:46 PM, blazer133 wrote: I dont use the school bathrooms. I'm cleaner then that.

I agree, shitting your pants is much cleaner.

I really hate having to use those bathrooms but sometimes I'm in a situation where I have no choice. The ones at my school aren't as bad as the ones you described, but I've had to use facilities of that equivalent more times then I would like. The custodians need to do their jobs and the school needs to put is some doors.

I don't think I've ever shat in school since 3rd grade.

At 11/9/09 01:46 PM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote: I never take a shit in a public place - NEVER. Always at home. And If I have to pee in a public place, I always go to the stall, and not the urinal.

yes you will if your liquid shit is bagging to come out of your asshole and your on the bus to the school

Which is why I never take shits at school.

At 11/9/09 12:01 PM, MrShankly wrote: This guy obviously lives in New Jersey

Or London...

At 11/9/09 11:46 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: It smelled like AIDS

How, exactly does that smell?

At 11/9/09 01:46 PM, blazer133 wrote: I dont use the school bathrooms. I'm cleaner then that.

wow dude ur gay. just about everyone uses a public restroom on a somewhat daily basis

what r u, randy ortons gay ass self?

I haven't use a public bathroom in over 2 years.

in all honesty, its a freakin restroom. i mean, i rarely ever use the schools public restrooms

cuz there isnt much of a need :/

but if i gotta take a piss or a shit really bad, fuck waiting. i will get my planner

at my school, our planners are also our hall passes. neat huh?

have it signed by whoevers teaching the class and in what block

high school NGers!

and make a run for the nearest stall, regardless if theres a door there or not. if it means no door so ppl could see me, so freakin be it! at least i have an excuse!

what? you've never seen a girl shit in a public restroom before?

I was taking a shit in middle school one time and the door had no lock (due to "poor" school funding) and someone kicked it open on me. (it was my best friend) so I jumped up shut the door again and threatened if he ever did something like that again I'd beat the shit out of him. Normally I despise taking shits in public places...it always seems like the other people are listening to see if you are going to do it...so whenever I take a shit I flush the toilet at the same time that way no one hears...it especialy works if you have the liquid shits.

At 11/10/09 12:00 AM, cATbYtE wrote: ...it especialy works if you have the liquid shits.

ugh diarrhea
XP

At 11/9/09 04:24 PM, jackz360 wrote:

At 11/9/09 12:00 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Did you read many interesting stories off the walls?

Tragic after math pictures.

You can haz cheezburger.
And a cookie.

At 11/9/09 12:01 PM, MrShankly wrote: This guy obviously lives in New Jersey

wtf fuck you thats rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 11/9/09 04:24 PM, jackz360 wrote:

At 11/9/09 12:00 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Did you read many interesting stories off the walls?

Tragic after math pictures.

hey wait didnt he say the stalll had no toilet paper or a door? XD

Fucking go monkey style on that 'shit'.