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Posted at: 11/9/09 11:46 AM

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It was not pleasent.

There was urine on the seat. There wasn't even a door foor the stall so everyone could see me. I had something close to diharea. The toilet paper was the width of one electron. It smelled like AIDS and poop. I had to be in there for almost half an hour because the toilet paper bairly even worked.

And the worst part was that I ran out of toilet paper. I had to go into another stall, that also didn't have a door, and use that stall's toilet paper :(

Discuss my bad experience.


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At least you had paper....

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Posted at: 11/9/09 12:00 PM

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Did you read many interesting stories off the walls?

Go to this fucking blog right now: http://inyourfaceheh.blogspot.com/

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This guy obviously lives in New Jersey


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At 11/9/09 12:00 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Did you read many interesting stories off the walls?

I love doing that.


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I dont use the school bathrooms. I'm cleaner then that.

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I never take a shit in a public place - NEVER. Always at home. And If I have to pee in a public place, I always go to the stall, and not the urinal.


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Did someone go in there and end up taking a peak at your junk? If you were there for like a half hour, then someone else must have went in there to do their business.

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At 11/9/09 01:46 PM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote: I never take a shit in a public place - NEVER. Always at home. And If I have to pee in a public place, I always go to the stall, and not the urinal.

someone's got a small penis... its you by the way


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This is why you should bring Lysol to school every day to clean up the toilet seats before you use them.

Ideally, you should be able to go through school without ever shitting in the school bathrooms, but emergencies such as sudden diarrhea are sometimes inevitable and good preparedness can help in these situations.

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At 11/9/09 12:01 PM, MrShankly wrote: This guy obviously lives in New Jersey

lol, we have doors buddy.

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At 11/9/09 11:46 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: It smelled like AIDS and

What the hell does AIDS smell like?


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The school bathrooms here are worse by far, I guarantee.

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Shit in the sink , its usually cleaner or go to the girls bathroom

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thats a real FML moment there 4 ya

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At 11/9/09 02:22 PM, Goldfire64 wrote:
At 11/9/09 11:46 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: It smelled like AIDS and
What the hell does AIDS smell like?

Like HIV

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I've never had a shit at school because my body knows better, it will hold it in until I get home.

I love my body.


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At 11/9/09 02:23 PM, hdxmike wrote: Shit in the sink , its usually cleaner or go to the girls bathroom

Do this, go shit all over the floor next time too.

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awful, this is why I never take a shit at school.

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What the fuck is wrong with you. What tipped you off that Newgrounds would love to hear about your bodily functions. Some people...


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At 11/9/09 12:00 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Did you read many interesting stories off the walls?

Tragic after math pictures.

Took a Dump at School

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At 11/9/09 04:24 PM, jackz360 wrote:
At 11/9/09 12:00 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Did you read many interesting stories off the walls?
Tragic after math pictures.

You are the very first person to even post that picture on these forums and it's very funny.

The Saiyans are a true ham and cheese sandwich, DON'T UNDERESTOMATO!


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Posted at: 11/9/09 07:13 PM

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atleast you had toilet paper to clean up, imagine if you didnt and had to use your shirt sleeve.


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just be happy you had paper


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At 11/9/09 11:59 AM, Master117chief wrote: At least you had paper....

At least you had a bathroom

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Posted at: 11/9/09 07:31 PM

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at least you had a school


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Posted at: 11/9/09 07:37 PM

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taking the browns to the superbowl


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Posted at: 11/9/09 07:42 PM

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Did anyone go in the bathroom and see you taking a shit?

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At 11/9/09 02:22 PM, Goldfire64 wrote:
At 11/9/09 11:46 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: It smelled like AIDS and
What the hell does AIDS smell like?

Smells like inferiority to cancer

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I threw up in my mouth a little.

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