Top Nine Manly Names

[Shadow-XII]

Hey guys, girls and Jade.

I found this delightful gem in my random interwebs exploration, and I had to share it with you - I laughed my balls into submission.

Basically it's a list of real people with the top nine manliest names ever. For those who don't want to linky clicky:

9. Lance Armstrong
8. Powers Boothe
7. Max Planck
6. Commander Flex Plexico
5. Dr. Duncan Steel
4. Stirling Mortlock
3. Magnus Ver Magnusson
2. Dick Pound
1. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

I'd like to throw in the fictional 'Fridge Bulkhead'. Anyone else have suggestions?

[milinko959]

Max Power!

The man whose name you'd love to touch.

[Shadow-XII]

At 11/9/09 11:46 AM, milinko959 wrote: Max Power!

The man whose name you'd love to touch.

But you mustn't tooouuuch.

[HighWayStar365]

Ulysses.

[Sh0T-D0wN]

The warden at the Pittsburgh City Prison is a 6'7" black man named "Sargent Slaughter".

I kid you not.

[Elfer]

I'm glad Max Planck is on there, because seriously, manliest name for a theoretical physicist ever. Why else would they name a bunch of standard quantities after him? Aside from the fact that he invented them, I guess.

Also Max Fightmaster is pretty awesome. The problem is that it's probably from a name change on not a real family name.

[mako129]

At 11/9/09 11:48 AM, Shadow-XII wrote:

At 11/9/09 11:46 AM, milinko959 wrote: Max Power!

The man whose name you'd love to touch.

But you mustn't tooouuuch.

but his name can be saidddd by any-one!

[Punkboyben]

Ian Kilmister

[mako129]

Chuck Norris??

[adam2510]

ROFLMAO

DICK POUND

"Um ... we actually aren't quite sure why this one's on the list, to be honest. Dick Pound?

Hmmm. Dick Pound. An intern gave us this one. He insisted it be on the list. "Richard" isn't especially manly, and neither is British currency. Is this a trick? Dick Pound. Dick ... Pound."

[fohn-jarmery]

Eugene

[Evark]

My last name, 'Stark' is just about the manliest name I can think of. I mean, it refers to plainness, strength, and nudity. Hell yes.

[drknes]

Chuck steak, that's a real mans name.

[RollLip]

Arnold.

your argument is invalid

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

ahem.

[gumOnShoe]

Manford Steel Striker

Pretty fucking manly.

Also:

Imma Wrestle Bears

[MercatorMap]

Brock Samson.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you OP?

[hdxmike]

John conner and of course...

[KittyKrew-Moderator]

Kamina.

If you saw Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, you'd get it.

[pyromaniac616]

At 11/9/09 01:01 PM, Evark wrote: My last name, 'Stark' is just about the manliest name I can think of. I mean, it refers to plainness, strength, and nudity. Hell yes.

Please say your first name is Tony. PLEASE.

Anyway, check the rest of cracked. It is very funny.

[Ungar]

The hell, man? Why is DUKE NUKEM not there?

[thekingofmadness]

At 11/9/09 01:55 PM, hdxmike wrote: John conner and of course...

Fail.

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

At 11/9/09 02:14 PM, thekingofmadness wrote:

At 11/9/09 01:55 PM, hdxmike wrote: John conner and of course...

Fail.

definitely.

[TacticalShoe]

Rip Torn.

End.

[Rennevi]

Patches O'Houlihan

[coure]

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

[ZOMGALIENS]

Who was that guy in GTA IV who had a pink faggio and a boyfriend and people who were trying to kill him?
I'd imagine he was rather manly.

[gingermagicman]

Velociraptor Clint Thrust!

Or Tiny,,, you know tiny. The 7 foot black guy who tried to sell you heroin at the concert. THAT'S Tiny.

[iateamexican]

Dr. Duncan Steel is my fucking hero.

[Alex12345269]

At 11/9/09 12:00 PM, adam2510 wrote: ROFLMAO

DICK POUND

"Um ... we actually aren't quite sure why this one's on the list, to be honest. Dick Pound?

Hmmm. Dick Pound. An intern gave us this one. He insisted it be on the list. "Richard" isn't especially manly, and neither is British currency. Is this a trick? Dick Pound. Dick ... Pound."

Yes.