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JohnnyWang, how on Earth could you forget about the menace called Dihydrogen Monoxide?

It's an odorless colorless compound that's toxic, corrosive, and makes up a huge proportion of explosive and acidic compounds.
And it is literally EVERYWHERE!

Oh, God...I realized...there's a bottle with it on my desk now!
I..I don't know if I can touch it....

Goodbye, Newgrounds

At 11/9/09 09:37 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: JohnnyWang, how on Earth could you forget about the menace called Dihydrogen Monoxide?

It's an odorless colorless compound that's toxic, corrosive, and makes up a huge proportion of explosive and acidic compounds.
And it is literally EVERYWHERE!

Oh, God...I realized...there's a bottle with it on my desk now!
I..I don't know if I can touch it....

Goodbye, Newgrounds

And I've heard that there are large quantitios of DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE AND SODIUM CHLORIDE in the Oceans!

At 11/9/09 09:47 AM, JohnnyWang wrote:
And I've heard that there are large quantitios of DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE AND SODIUM CHLORIDE in the Oceans!

OH MY GOD!

I know people that go to the beach!
I should go and warn them about the dangers now!
Should I stand there with a sign warning them?

I also think I should try my new hat out. What do you think?

At 11/9/09 09:55 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:
I know people that go to the beach!

Even with the everpresent risk of Shark Attacks!?

Dude, in my town there's a MASSIVE outbreak of H1N1. My little cousin just got it yesterday and 20 kids at my school have it. I'm out sick today because I have a bad cough, But if I went to school with this bad cough they'd send me home because you're not suppose to go to school EVEN if you feel slightly sick. That's how bad it is in my town. So I'm just relaxing at home.

eating mcdonalds also gives you the ability to fly D:

Now with twice the daily doctor recommended dose of mercury!

I have a high immune system, so I don't need it :P

I've heard of some scary/strange side effects from the shot.

It's no surprise though, considering how the government rushed the vaccine out when it probably needed more testing. That's the Obama administration though. Go figure.

At 11/9/09 09:33 AM, Zendra wrote: Lol, you silly irrational people with your conspiracies. :)

Its just what happens when you mix adolescence with marijuana.

Get the shot? pfft. I'de rather get the flue, I hear your immune system builds it's OWN defeces against.

At 11/9/09 01:17 PM, blazer133 wrote: Get the shot? pfft. I'de rather get the flue, I hear your immune system builds it's OWN defeces against.

That's kinda what a vaccine is. Putting a really small amount of living or dead harmless virus into your system and having your body make antibodies for it.

At 11/9/09 01:17 PM, blazer133 wrote: Get the shot? pfft. I'de rather get the flue, I hear your immune system builds it's OWN defeces against.

Get the flue, and risk spreading it forth? Great idea. Because no-one else amtters.

At 11/9/09 01:22 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 11/9/09 01:17 PM, blazer133 wrote: Get the shot? pfft. I'de rather get the flue, I hear your immune system builds it's OWN defeces against.

Get the flue, and risk spreading it forth? Great idea. Because no-one else amtters.

Exactly my boy!

the more the merrier

At 11/9/09 08:08 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote: winning the failure lottery.

This is awesome. Quote of the day.

This is true, the shot has mercury in it, but why didn't we know about it until now? I mean, supposedly all of the flu shots of about the past 15 years or so have had mercury in them, but we are just learning about it now. Mercury not only can cause MS, but it also has damaging effects on the nervous system, and can cause irreversable brain damage. Autisim has also been thought to have possibly come from mercury.

At 11/9/09 01:39 PM, thekingofmadness wrote:

:: This is true, the shot has mercury in it, but why didn't we know about it until now? I mean, supposedly all of the flu shots of about the past 15 years or so have had mercury in them, but we are just learning about it now. Mercury not only can cause MS, but it also has damaging effects on the nervous system, and can cause irreversable brain damage. Autisim has also been thought to have possibly come from mercury.

Yet we still inject that shit as if were invincible!!!

Dont you just loooove stupidity.

At 11/9/09 01:39 PM, thekingofmadness wrote: This is true, the shot has mercury in it, but why didn't we know about it until now?

Because while yes, on a very elementary level, it has mercury in it. But if you have a passing grade in chemistry, you should know that in a compund subsatnce it's completely harmless. Seriously, science shit, look it up.

Salt includes Sodium and Chlorine, both lethan toxin SHOCK, HORROR.

The shot is bullshit. If you can handle the regular flu, you can handle this slightly increased one. It's just barely worse than the regular one. The shot isn't even needed - nonetheless it isn't dangerous. The shot is just a diluted form of it. People only died from the shot because they were being given too much of a high dose of it. If you're so paranoid then go to the doctor. If done right it's given in two different shots. First H1 then N1. It's very much diluted and you'll just feel crappy 7-10 days. Just stay hydrated. If you take care of yourself the same way you take care of yourself on the regular flu and take medicine, eat right, stay away from dairy products, get alot of sleep and dont overdo yourself, and drink alot of water, you'll get over it without any special care. JUST STAY HEALTHY AND YOU'LL BE FUCKING FINE YOU ERKGFSKJGEWJHRJEWKHGEWRR JDFGJDGNJ FUCKERS.

parinoid people... ar the only people that post here....eeeee

At 11/9/09 08:06 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 11/9/09 07:58 AM, Dingbat2212 wrote: so when this is over half of North America can't reproduce.

Overpopulation problem solved.

Ah yes, to make the world a better place, that would definitely be a better thing.

At 11/9/09 01:51 PM, Shauna wrote: If you can handle the regular flu, you can handle this slightly increased one.

Unless you have aheart or lung condition, which I would say few people here most likely have.

And if you contract it, you also risk passing it on. Does the disease really need to spread further because people who failed elemntary science read some email about the vaccine having mercury.

Is this strain even that much more deadly compared to the regular flu?
From what I have seen/heard it has a lot of hype....
but it basically does the exact same shit as the regular flu.
...maybe since its a new strain?

or maybe I'm just clueless, lol.

At 11/9/09 02:42 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

And if you contract it, you also risk passing it on. Does the disease really need to spread further because people who failed elemntary science read some email about the vaccine having mercury.

Either way, you're getting the flu if you do get the shot and you always have a chance of passing it on because people are idiots. No one ever sanitizes or stays in their room.

the reason why im not getting it is because of the substance that contributes to multiple sclerosis and it hasn't been tested much. they rushed it. it took they 4 months to come up with the vaccine, the original flu vaccine took more then a year. it's just the government wants to keep the panic level down. another reason im not talking the shot is because if the shot doesn't work and doctors start working on a new vaccine then then that new vaccine could do somthing

At 11/9/09 08:02 AM, TheMaster wrote: Also if you drink tap water, the government can read your thoughts.

Oh fuck.

Dammit, thats why it tastes like shit!

Only pussies take those shots, real men tough it out.

AM I RIGHT?

i highly doubt that so many people would be getting it if it had such a high level of mercury.

you sir should shut up

At 11/9/09 08:02 AM, TheMaster wrote: Also if you drink tap water, the government can read your thoughts.

dont get me started on fluoride....

lol

im not getting it becuase of any of the shit ive heard yes their is mercury in it the government admited that but im not getting it because the one time i got a flu shot i got sick and every other time i was fine so nope not getting it