Every now and again, I just get the overwhelming urge to stick two fingers up my nostrils, and pull out the biggest thing I can find up there (you know, the usual). I keep this up for about a month when I have a good collection of my nose droppings.
I wait for them to harden so then I can slide them down my tight urethra without them sticking to the sides; if they're big enough, you can see small lumps on my shaft. After this process is completed, I wait for an hour - mainly for suspense - and then masturbate.
I usually like to play with the tip of my penis first before I get into the hardcore wanking. When I blow my load, all my nose droppings fire out of my dick like a Pez dispenser - I like to think of the droppings as small green men running for their lives while a wave of white supremacist lava tries to lynch them for being slightly not-white.
After this, I will stick the escaped pieces of nose pellets together to form a sort of ball (and of course, being as resourceful as I am, I used my own cum to glue it together), and then force it into my rectum.
As painful as this process is, it is worth it to watch it come back out of my anus and land in the toilet bowl while I'm taking a shit. This time, I think that I am taking a huge poo on a small, green and useless planet. I like thinking that I am a God.
What are your thoughts on this?
