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Posted at: 11/9/09 02:38 AM
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Don't you hate it when you're fapping and the people in your house are being noisy? Or when the little brats next doors are shouting?
Does anyone have a way of blocking the noise? It pisses me off.
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Posted at: 11/9/09 02:40 AM
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Hearing little brats shouting just makes me fap harder.
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Posted at: 11/9/09 02:41 AM
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At 11/9/09 02:40 AM, Gagsy wrote: Hearing little brats shouting just makes me fap harder.
Ha HA because in the originally post he made it seem like it was a negative but you used it as a positive thats great!
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That's when you turn up the sound.
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Posted at: 11/9/09 02:42 AM
At 11/9/09 02:41 AM, Sensationalism wrote: That's when you turn up the sound.
What if I'm using pictures.
At 11/9/09 02:41 AM, Minion777 wrote:
Phew.
For a minute there I was worried no one would get that fantastic joke I just made.
Posted at: 11/9/09 02:43 AM
At 11/9/09 02:42 AM, levusbevus wrote: At 11/9/09 02:41 AM, Sensationalism wrote: That's when you turn up the sound.What if I'm using pictures.
Moan louder.
Posted at: 11/9/09 02:44 AM
At 11/9/09 02:43 AM, Sensationalism wrote: At 11/9/09 02:42 AM, levusbevus wrote: At 11/9/09 02:41 AM, Sensationalism wrote: That's when you turn up the sound.What if I'm using pictures.Moan louder.
What if my mother's in the next room?
Posted at: 11/9/09 02:45 AM
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I have these fancy headphones that help block out outside noise. I've more than got my money's worth out of 'em.
Posted at: 11/9/09 02:51 AM
Play music while you fap then duhhh.
Posted at: 11/9/09 02:57 AM
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Politely tell them in a mature manner that you are currently pleasuring yourself, it is not too much trouble to be more quiet while you are concentrating.
or
Tell those waste of skin jerkwads to shut the F*** up or else you will beat them with a blunt object and force them to say that they just fell down.
whatever you want.
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Posted at: 11/9/09 02:59 AM
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I always take a shower while I fap. Reduces the risk of parents walking in on it, and the loud noise makes sure no one hears it.
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Posted at: 11/9/09 03:43 AM
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Yeah it is annoying, i usually do it at night when everyone else is asleep however this does not always work if a relative of mine comes home and starts a discussion i just wait
Posted at: 11/9/09 03:47 AM
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Just go to sleep with a boner for a couple days until you have the entire house to yourself?
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At 11/9/09 02:44 AM, levusbevus wrote: What if my mother's in the next room?
Yell at her to hand you the tissue box.
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Posted at: 11/9/09 03:49 AM
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At 11/9/09 03:47 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Just go to sleep with a boner for a couple days until you have the entire house to yourself?
or a nice fleece blanket
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