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Perversion

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Posted at: 11/8/09 10:36 PM

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There was this book that had excerpts from it. There was this one dude who stuck his dick in a hole in the pool and he basically had to wait until help came or something like that. What is it called?


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Posted at: 11/8/09 10:39 PM

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It's called the story of your life, you stupid cunt.


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Perversion

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At 11/8/09 10:39 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: It's called the story of your life, you stupid cunt.

your mother.


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At 11/8/09 10:41 PM, Perversion wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:39 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: It's called the story of your life, you stupid cunt.
your mother.

Your father.


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At 11/8/09 10:39 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: It's called the story of your life, you stupid cunt.

hahahaha, oh man I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes, this is win xD

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At 11/8/09 10:42 PM, wtflolnoob wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:41 PM, Perversion wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:39 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: It's called the story of your life, you stupid cunt.
your mother.
Your father.

My sister.

Wait...

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?!
Kiddie-porn.
Thanks for the sig BlueFlameSkulls.

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Posted at: 11/8/09 10:43 PM

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At 11/8/09 10:39 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: It's called the story of your life, you stupid cunt.

I think your name just explained why you said that, and about ten reasons why you think that was cool.

The Adrian does not take crap.

Especially, YOU


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At 11/8/09 10:42 PM, PsychoticMind wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:42 PM, wtflolnoob wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:41 PM, Perversion wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:39 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: It's called the story of your life, you stupid cunt.
your mother.
Your father.
My sister.

Wait...

ME.


Awww.... dammit...

The Adrian does not take crap.

Especially, YOU


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Posted at: 11/8/09 10:45 PM

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sounds a lot like 'Guts' by chuck palahniuk

lots of fun ways to mess with your dick
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Perversion

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Posted at: 11/8/09 10:48 PM

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At 11/8/09 10:42 PM, wtflolnoob wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:41 PM, Perversion wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:39 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: It's called the story of your life, you stupid cunt.
your mother.
Your father.

Wait, you're 14. I win.


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wtflolnoob

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At 11/8/09 10:48 PM, Perversion wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:42 PM, wtflolnoob wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:41 PM, Perversion wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:39 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: It's called the story of your life, you stupid cunt.
your mother.
Your father.
Wait, you're 14. I win.

The square root of 14 is 196. Therefore I am older, and I win.


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At 11/8/09 10:45 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: sounds a lot like 'Guts' by chuck palahniuk

All I saw was the title of the thread and that was the firs thing that came to mind.

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wtflolnoob

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At 11/8/09 10:49 PM, wtflolnoob wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:48 PM, Perversion wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:42 PM, wtflolnoob wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:41 PM, Perversion wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:39 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: It's called the story of your life, you stupid cunt.
your mother.
Your father.
Wait, you're 14. I win.
The square root of 14 is 196. Therefore I am older, and I win.

Wait, I meant to say the square root of 196 is 14. I made a typo, therefore you win the game.

but that means you're dead, so I win. See my logic?

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MrHero17

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Wait, you're 14. I win.
The square root of 14 is 196. Therefore I am older, and I win.

Don't you mean 14 is the square root of 196?


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At 11/8/09 10:42 PM, wtflolnoob wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:41 PM, Perversion wrote:
At 11/8/09 10:39 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: It's called the story of your life, you stupid cunt.
your mother.
Your father.

your..................... sister?

this sig is not very clever


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Perversion

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At 11/8/09 10:45 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: sounds a lot like 'Guts' by chuck palahniuk

lots of fun ways to mess with your dick

Ah cool, thanks. Seen this a while back, had to read it again.


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MrHero17

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Posted at: 11/8/09 11:00 PM

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And to the OP, it's called getting an erection, he stuck his limp dick in a hole, got a boner and was stuck.


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HAI gueyz can I be one too?

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Digital-Terror

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Posted at: 11/8/09 11:14 PM

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You could be thinking about "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk.

Go to this fucking blog right now: http://inyourfaceheh.blogspot.com/

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Posted at: 11/8/09 11:16 PM

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I thought it was Winnie the Pooh, when he eats too much honey and gets stuck in rabbit's hole...


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New Reply In "Dick In Pool", You Say? Just Lol.

Anyway the book is called "Pedestrian Safety Expert Gets Hit by a Bus!".

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