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Posted at: 11/8/09 08:47 PM
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At 11/8/09 08:41 PM, Skwurll wrote: You should record it, and send the tapes to your parents, they'll be so proud of you.
So proud. And then they'll say "you're doing it wrong".
So Kyle, what does Newgrounds say about your post count? SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP!
Posted at: 11/8/09 08:49 PM
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I never realized you could schedule sex ahead of time!
Usually I just show up and have to wait...
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Posted at: 11/8/09 08:51 PM
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At 11/8/09 08:49 PM, Timmy wrote: I never realized you could schedule sex ahead of time! Usually I just show up and have to wait...
It's quite a lengthy process. First I have to get there, and then demand sex. Jeez.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 08:53 PM
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Every single one of these replies could be continued with "That's what she said."
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Posted at: 11/8/09 08:55 PM
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Stick it in the magical universe know as the vagina. Be careful though your two inch dick might not play well with the mythical creatures aid and std in the magical 100 inch cave of your moms vagina.
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At 11/8/09 08:00 PM, Tramps wrote: What if her ass goes in my ass :/ would that make me the woman? I've heard about men taking on the role of women in the bed room, but I never understood what that meant.
Make her toss your salad.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 08:56 PM
When I fist her, do I literally just punch her in the vagina? Do they like that?
Posted at: 11/8/09 08:59 PM
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No, no, no ..... you've got it all wrong, you put the balls in first.
And if you wanna give her a good orgasm when you're eating her out start blowing inside like a balloon, then once her belly is starting to expand plug her vag with your first and with the other hand punch her in the tits.
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At 11/8/09 08:56 PM, Tramps wrote: When I fist her, do I literally just punch her in the vagina? Do they like that?
That's really disgusting D:, THE ASS, not the vagina dammit
Posted at: 11/8/09 09:01 PM
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This is a delicate technique. What you do, is pull back as far as you can with the fist you wish to enter their vagina with. Then you perform a spinning punch of sorts as hard as you can. It has to land perfectly though, or it won't work. Good luck. I have faith in you.
Posted at: 11/8/09 09:02 PM
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lol OP thinks he's actually funny
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Posted at: 11/8/09 09:05 PM
At 11/8/09 09:02 PM, amaterasu wrote: lol OP thinks he's actually funny
OP decided to make a topic that everyone could have a light-hearted chuckle about without everyone being too serious and ripping on everyone else for their sex life or lack of. You need to relax, kid.
Anyway, I'm going to bed, I'll be sure to remember the advice you've all given to me. Video's coming soon. <3
Posted at: 11/8/09 09:06 PM
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At 11/8/09 08:53 PM, UnkutAcid wrote: Every single one of these replies could be continued with "That's what she said."
that's what she said!
At 11/8/09 09:05 PM, Tramps wrote: Anyway, I'm going to bed, I'll be sure to remember the advice you've all given to me. Video's coming soon. <3
Can't wait, good night
Posted at: 11/8/09 09:13 PM
At 11/8/09 09:05 PM, Tramps wrote: OP decided to make a topic that everyone could have a light-hearted chuckle about without everyone being too serious and ripping on everyone else for their sex life or lack of. You need to relax, kid.
I know you were being light hearted, but still 0 funny.
Posted at: 11/8/09 09:14 PM
At 11/8/09 09:13 PM, amaterasu wrote: At 11/8/09 09:05 PM, Tramps wrote: OP decided to make a topic that everyone could have a light-hearted chuckle about without everyone being too serious and ripping on everyone else for their sex life or lack of. You need to relax, kid.I know you were being light hearted, but still 0 funny.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 09:15 PM
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just stick your dick in and pee a bit, didnt you learn this in school?
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Posted at: 11/8/09 09:18 PM
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Posted at: 11/8/09 09:20 PM
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this thread gave me a solid chuckle nice idea tramps
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Posted at: 11/8/09 09:57 PM
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You're not too bright, are you? Lie on your back and propose cowgirl style. Hopefully she'll know what to do if you don't.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 09:59 PM
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Posted at: 11/9/09 08:49 AM
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Protip: Put your Fist in there and jerk yourself off inside her.
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Posted at: 11/9/09 09:15 AM
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Pics Or it didn't happen!.. And remember to just go in head deep too, they love that....
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Posted at: 11/9/09 09:20 AM
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At 11/8/09 07:57 PM, Tramps wrote: What do I do? Do I put the balls in as well and go literally balls deep? I'm really confused. Oh, and when you eat a girl out, does it hurt them? I mean, does it grow back? I don't want a girl with a disfigured snatch.
Well in my humble honest opinion, the only thing making a "date" for sex is going to do is going to make it extremely akward and unpleasant.
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Posted at: 11/9/09 09:36 AM
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No dude, you stick it straight in her pooper.
WITHOUT LUBE
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Posted at: 11/9/09 09:42 AM
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At 11/8/09 07:57 PM, Tramps wrote: What do I do?
Your in the wrong website to ask this question my friend.
also why do people post their sex life online, makes no sense to me.
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Posted at: 11/9/09 09:44 AM
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Don't do it. If you have sex unmarried her pussy troll will bite you're dick off! LOL
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Posted at: 11/9/09 09:47 AM
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At 11/9/09 09:36 AM, BobbaQ wrote: At 11/8/09 08:56 PM, Tramps wrote: When I fist her, do I literally just punch her in the vagina? Do they like that?No dude, you stick it straight in her pooper. WITHOUT LUBE
Ah yes that's the way to really make her moan.
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Posted at: 11/9/09 10:37 AM
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At 11/8/09 08:00 PM, Tramps wrote: At 11/8/09 07:58 PM, nooks540 wrote: Make sure to stick your ass in as well :)What if her ass goes in my ass :/ would that make me the woman? I've heard about men taking on the role of women in the bed room, but I never understood what that meant.
At 11/8/09 07:58 PM, nooks540 wrote: Make sure to stick your ass in as well :)
Wait stop! You're having sex with woman? I cannot help you with that subject.
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Posted at: 11/9/09 11:03 AM
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