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Posted at: 11/8/09 07:57 PM
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What do I do? Do I put the balls in as well and go literally balls deep? I'm really confused.
Oh, and when you eat a girl out, does it hurt them? I mean, does it grow back? I don't want a girl with a disfigured snatch.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 07:58 PM
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Howabout no.
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Make sure to stick your ass in as well :)
Posted at: 11/8/09 07:59 PM
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You put the penis in the vagina.
Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.
Posted at: 11/8/09 08:00 PM
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DONT
The vagina will bite your penis off if you do.
FOR GODS SAKE MAN IT WILL BITE YOUR PENIS OFF.
At 11/8/09 07:58 PM, nooks540 wrote: Make sure to stick your ass in as well :)
What if her ass goes in my ass :/ would that make me the woman? I've heard about men taking on the role of women in the bed room, but I never understood what that meant.
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Make small talk while having sex. Talk about the weather, sports, anything to keep the awkward level down. And don't forget to crack jokes and laugh once in a while.
Posted at: 11/8/09 08:01 PM
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well balls deep is good but i hear the only way you'll really make em moan is to get a leg in there too.
and dont worry, when you start eating em out they bleed a bit after the first bite, but it opens things up for the leg.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 08:02 PM
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Don't forget to put musturd on the snatch before you dig in.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 08:03 PM
At 11/8/09 08:00 PM, Tramps wrote: At 11/8/09 07:58 PM, nooks540 wrote: Make sure to stick your ass in as well :)What if her ass goes in my ass :/ would that make me the woman? I've heard about men taking on the role of women in the bed room, but I never understood what that meant.
Nah, it's perfectly normal for the guys to take it from the woman. -
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At 11/8/09 08:00 PM, Guest8792 wrote: DONT The vagina will bite your penis off if you do. FOR GODS SAKE MAN IT WILL BITE YOUR PENIS OFF.
Yeah, I'm not stupid, mate. Vagina's don't have fucking teeth :/
Gotta' watch out for the fangs though.
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Be sure to bring a pie with you - I've heard numerous people mention "pie" when talking about sex, so it must be the socially accepted payment something. But don't just fill a pie tin with whipped cream, go get a cherry or apple from some grocery store.
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I thought you were a girl this whole time, dang.
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I got a good chuckle outta this thread.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 08:05 PM
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If you pull out too hard her vagina will come out too, so be careful.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 08:06 PM
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Troll Attempt of the Year '09, I'm calling it.
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At 11/8/09 08:00 PM, Guest8792 wrote: FOR GODS SAKE MAN IT WILL BITE YOUR PENIS OFF.
THE WALLS WILL CLAMP IN ON IT AND WHEN YOU PULL BACK OUT YOU'LL HAVE STUMP DICK.
Also, I sense a troll's presence.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 08:07 PM
At 11/8/09 08:06 PM, ThePortalGuru wrote: Troll Attempt of the Year '09, I'm calling it.
It's not trolling if it is pretty obvious that he is joking about it... You are the troll here, now gtfo :(
Posted at: 11/8/09 08:09 PM
Also, the vagina is a living creature. If you aren't careful, it'll chomp on your penis with its 50 rows of canines and rip your dick off. Safety first!
Posted at: 11/8/09 08:13 PM
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as in the women gest a strap on and rapes the man.
look, if your asking these knida a questions, it's best to wait to have sex. your obviously clueless. and probably 30 years old.
Posted at: 11/8/09 08:14 PM
At 11/8/09 08:13 PM, DaShadowz wrote: look, if your asking these knida a questions, it's best to wait to have sex. your obviously clueless. and probably 30 years old.
But she wants to have a baby. It might be the only time I have sex so I wanna be prepared. I aint 30 though, not for a few months.
Posted at: 11/8/09 08:29 PM
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i talk about sex on newgrounds bbs. i'm cool as shit.
Posted at: 11/8/09 08:31 PM
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Just know that halfway into the sex, you're gonna fuck up.
So Kyle, what does Newgrounds say about your post count? SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP!
Posted at: 11/8/09 08:32 PM
At 11/8/09 08:29 PM, simon wrote: i talk about sex on newgrounds bbs. i'm cool as shit.
God, if I was like that this wouldn't have been a joke. I'd just be like "You guys are never going to get laid and I am, *chortle*"
I just found hilarity in sexual misconceptions. You know, as you do.
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At 11/8/09 07:59 PM, yugimt wrote: You put the penis in the vagina.
...and then wait.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 08:36 PM
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I think girls like it when you're about to come if you yell "MOMMY!"
I heard something about anal fisting as well, but thats were your cawk should be lol.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 08:38 PM
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When you're about to jizz scream OH JEFFREY.
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you're only doing it right if you cum within the first 15 seconds.
What?
Posted at: 11/8/09 08:41 PM
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You should record it, and send the tapes to your parents, they'll be so proud of you.
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