How Do You Make Breakfast Awesome?

[Sh0T-D0wN]

By having your mother fucking toaster throw it to you.

[WaffleVoyager]

oh my shit, I want one.

[Lost-Chances]

Impractical.

[yurgenburgen]

Fuck, I am buying one of those ASAP.

[Guest8792]

That's fucking epic, I wanna shoot toast at people now.

[Piss]

Not practical at all.

[AlphaCentauri]

"No no no! I'm not ready for toast... OHHH SHITTTT CATCH THE TOASTTTT!"

I then proceed to toss my plate and a bit of jelly in the air, hoping the jelly will hit the toast in mid air and the finished product will land on the plate. Instead the plate shatters on the floor, jelly gets all over the wall, and my toast falls behind the fridge.

[megakill]

even if my toast ends up on the floor half the time, who cares? think of the possibilities!

toast wars around the house...

[halen1]

i'd mod that to light the toast on fire, then toss it

[Blush]

At 11/8/09 07:45 PM, Piss wrote: Not practical at all.

As it said in the article " But the important thing is this: This toaster launches your damn toast. And that's awesome. "

[Lost-Chances]

At 11/8/09 07:47 PM, Blush wrote:

At 11/8/09 07:45 PM, Piss wrote: Not practical at all.

As it said in the article " But the important thing is this: This toaster launches your damn toast. And that's awesome. "

"This pancreas, it's useless, but the important thing is this: The doctors earn money getting that shit out of your body before it explodes!".

[Sds71295]

epic. fucking. success. this has win and mod possibilities written all over it. I'd give my virginity for it.

and let the flaming begin!

[Digital-Terror]

I wonder how long until someone makes a toast-gun now...?

[mothballs]

That thing is for old fucks who are too lazy/scared to pick their toast out of the toaster.

I'll get my grandma one though, and I won't tell her the special feature just to piss her off.

[Luxury-Yacht]

It's about fucking time someone made this.

[korg53]

At 11/8/09 07:52 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: I wonder how long until someone makes a toast-gun now...?

I wonder how long until I get my toast-machinegun, that'd be effing epic.

[formulario]

wow im so getting one of those!

[Cybersief]

That's effin hardcore.

[Tramps]

I'm buying 6 and going to start practicing dodging them.

[megakill]

At 11/8/09 08:01 PM, Tramps wrote: I'm buying 6 and going to start practicing dodging them.

we can form a toast army, and toast dodging can be a part of basic training!

[Porkchop]

At 11/8/09 07:55 PM, korg53 wrote:

At 11/8/09 07:52 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: I wonder how long until someone makes a toast-gun now...?

I wonder how long until I get my toast-machinegun, that'd be effing epic.

Dibs on toast sniper rifle.

[42444244]

Epic toaster!It could launch toast into my mouth,Then I choke on it and run around like an idiot and spluttering toast crumbs into other peoples mouths then they end up like me,Then the whole world is dead.Toast ak-47 FTW!

[SoulMaster71]

At 11/8/09 07:49 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: "This pancreas, it's useless, but the important thing is this: The doctors earn money getting that shit out of your body before it explodes!".

Don't you mean the appendix? I seem to remember hearing that the pancreas did something.

Anyway, this is awesome but rather impractical. Like everyone is saying, the toast would usually end up on the floor until you figured out where it was going to land. Still, this invention is awesome and I'd like to see more appliances use this kind of design where cool becomes more important than practical.

[UnkutAcid]

At 11/8/09 07:43 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Fuck, I am buying one of those ASAP.

Damn straight.

[Spunky6666]

AW SNAP!!! I need me some of that.

[wickedkillerecho]

Is that toast flying?

[LolHi]

It's like throwing popcorn in the air and catching it with your mouth, except here, it's toast.

OM NOM NOM NOM

[Evark]

Best thing since sliced bread.

... ok that was bad.

I'd definitely buy one of those if I needed a toaster and they were for sale. Impractical is a poor argument to make against a functional toaster, unnecessary is a case I'd buy, though.

[Bacchanalian]

Now I want to see the family sized 8 slot model!

[Sensationalism]

I barely use the toaster and I still really want one.