I didn't have a girlfriend,my friends were leaving me, I wasn't fat but I sure wasn't the most muscular man around. My remaining friends would make fun of my acne, which isn't really bad at all. My grades were plummeting along with my mental condition.
I was considering suicide.
After I had decided how to do it, I waited until my mom was gone one Sunday evening. I began popping Tylenol like candy, I downed it all with some brandy and bleach. My stomach was twisting in a knot, which was a good indication for me that I was on my way out. I went to the bathtub, and turned on the warm water. When it had filled up enough, I sat in it and began cutting my wrists open. The mild stinging wasn't bad, and I leaned back in the tub. I could feel the blood loss, and I started to black out.
I heard a noise, "Jonas?", "Jonas are you there son"? and I was paralyzed with fear, though it didn't sound like my dad. Suddenly I saw many beautiful colors flashing across my eyes, and a beautiful shade of yellow illuminated the center. It was euphoric, like I was flying through space and time. I landed on a small asteroid with a few trees and grass, and I talked with an old man who claimed to be the lord. I bowed to his holiness, and he promised that if I lead a good christian life, he would remove the toxins from my body and heal my wrists.
I woke up in the tub with a holy bible, and just a faint scar on my wrists. I felt amazing, like I was in perfect health. Now I enjoy reading scriptures with my church friends every Sunday, and praying nightly. Every month I talk with god at least once, and he tells me how I've been coming along. I feel so great, I've been taking care of myself and my grades are perfect. My new girlfriend is very beautiful, and I can not help but thank god and good fortune for helping me with my problems.
God told me that if I wanted to share my experience with people, it would have to be online so many people could read my amazing conversion to Christianity. I hope this message will inspire all you nonbelievers into a less Pagan lifestyle.
Amen.
