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HotPocketClock

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Posted at: 11/8/09 05:02 PM

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I think im overdosing on marijuana. Need medical attn.

We ate brownies...

I cant stop listening to Montley Crew and have never b een this hungry in my entire life. I drank a gallon of water but and my mouth is still dry.

NEED MEDICFAL ADDVICE NOW!

Sincerly,
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Doctor. Good luck.

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At 11/8/09 05:02 PM, Lamar537 wrote: Doctor. Good luck.

I canot drive in this condtion. i woudl only be endangering the lives of innocent civiallans.


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Quick if you dont call 911 right now you might go into a coma

YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION RIGHT NOW THIS IS NOT A JOKE CALL 911 RIGHT NOW


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I DONT HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE!!

I CANT AFFORD TO GO 2 TEH HOSPITALL!

;(

I'm drifing in and out of conciousness.

When i wake up im still starving even trhough iv eaten 3 bags of chips and some hotpockets.

Im having troubles typing....


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At 11/8/09 05:07 PM, HotPocketClock wrote: I DONT HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE!!

I CANT AFFORD TO GO 2 TEH HOSPITALL!

;(

I'm drifing in and out of conciousness.

When i wake up im still starving even trhough iv eaten 3 bags of chips and some hotpockets.

Im having troubles typing....

NO IM SERIOUS GO CALL 911 YOUR LIFE IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT!!!


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Posted at: 11/8/09 05:10 PM

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You can't overdose on cannabis.


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Unfortunately, nobody gives a fuck and some jackass is going to lock this saying "This isn't a doctor's office".

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At 11/8/09 05:08 PM, BAKEdLays wrote:
At 11/8/09 05:07 PM, HotPocketClock wrote: I DONT HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE!!

I CANT AFFORD TO GO 2 TEH HOSPITALL!

;(

I'm drifing in and out of conciousness.

When i wake up im still starving even trhough iv eaten 3 bags of chips and some hotpockets.

Im having troubles typing....
NO IM SERIOUS GO CALL 911 YOUR LIFE IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT!!!

The hospital wont take me, iv went there befure for a sprained groin and they wouldnt work on me.

I NEED ADVICE PLS NEWGORUNDS!!

I dont no how long i have left.


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That's normal if you ate a lot of brownies, mane. Just enjoy the life man!

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DUDE YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE. CALL 911 RIGHT NOW AND TELL THEM THAT YOU OVERDOSED ON WEED. IF YOU DON'T CALL THEM YOU WILL FUCKING DIE. YOU'LL FIND THE MONEY SOMEHOW BUT YOU HAVE TO CALL 911 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR YOU WILL FUCKING DIE.


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Serves you right
fucking pothead.


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stop refreshing this page and go and get medical help you will find some way to make the money but for now hang tight and call 911!!!


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At 11/8/09 05:15 PM, GiantDouche wrote: DUDE YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE. CALL 911 RIGHT NOW AND TELL THEM THAT YOU OVERDOSED ON WEED. IF YOU DON'T CALL THEM YOU WILL FUCKING DIE. YOU'LL FIND THE MONEY SOMEHOW BUT YOU HAVE TO CALL 911 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR YOU WILL FUCKING DIE.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE MONEY. I'm sure they will fix you up once you get there, since you are in such serious danger right now. Honestly, you're vulnerable as fuck. Your immune system could even begin to shut down and you WILL DIE - CALL THE HOSPITAL.

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You are not going to die. what you are experiencing is one of the many negative efects of weed, especially when taken in large quantites - its called paranoia. drink some water and go to sleep. youll feel like shit tomorrow but you wont be dead. mate of mine once had to hold on to a strret light for 4 hours as he thought if he let go he would float away and die. so go figure.

unless you do die - in which case you deserve it for taking drugs. learn your lesson.

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You're just paranoid, but if you're really scared, get a friend over. Unless all your friends are high as well.


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You arent ODing, you really cant on pot...

Sleep it off


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At 11/8/09 05:15 PM, GiantDouche wrote: DUDE YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE. CALL 911 RIGHT NOW AND TELL THEM THAT YOU OVERDOSED ON WEED. IF YOU DON'T CALL THEM YOU WILL FUCKING DIE. YOU'LL FIND THE MONEY SOMEHOW BUT YOU HAVE TO CALL 911 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR YOU WILL FUCKING DIE.

MEDICAL CARE IS TOO HIGH IN THIS COUNTRY! (not as high as i am)

I think im having chest convulsions and im having a hard time controlling my bowel movments.

Ren and Stimpy finnal makes since though.


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You aren't gonna die, just don't eat all your damn food because the grocery store is getting expensive.

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At 11/8/09 05:22 PM, Rig wrote: You're just paranoid, but if you're really scared, get a friend over. Unless all your friends are high as well.

I think im dead


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Okay i'm back.

I had to shove charcoal down my throat and puke it up like the drunks


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I JUST ATE A GRAPE!

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this isnt familiar at all

the more you hate it, the stronger it gets

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Drugs are bad mmmkay?


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EAT MORE of THOSE BROWNIES THERE MEDICINE IN!

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At 11/8/09 05:07 PM, HotPocketClock wrote: I DONT HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE!!

I CANT AFFORD TO GO 2 TEH HOSPITALL!

;(

I'm drifing in and out of conciousness.

When i wake up im still starving even trhough iv eaten 3 bags of chips and some hotpockets.

Im having troubles typing....

Become a lumberjack.
We Canadians have free health insurance. maple syrup, and marijuana is practically legal in Quebec.

Taste the rainbow.

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Go to the doctor. That's what they exist for. And don't give me shit about how you can't go. Find a way to get to them or have them come to you.

At 11/8/09 10:02 PM, Diddy wrote: Drugs are bad mmmkay?

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Need medical help now!!1!!

"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." -Leonard Church


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Need medical help now!!1!!

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