Best conversation you've ever had

[Ertras]

Mine had to be this last year...

my ex girlfriend and i were talking about porn one day in class. She started it by saying "Do you like lesbians?"
I reply by saying "Sure" just to see where it was going.
"Come to my house today and ill show you a video of me and my friends lesbian sex video"
almost immediatley i get a hardon and the bell rings.
She tells me her address and i drive over there.
"You think your ready?"
"Im sure i think i can handle it"
So were sitting there watching it (amazing btw) and she leaves and says shes going to the bathroom (i had a feeling where this was going)
She comes back naked.
"Lets fuck" she says and jumps on me.

I never understood why we broke up, we fucked everyday, and she always came first. Anyway, id love to fuck her again, she was amazing.

[Alex12345269]

What? How should I know? I don't remember all my conversations, you freak of nature.

[Ertras]

They are both fucking hot, thats why it was almost an immediate hardon

[Piss]

My best conversation was probably with GoryBlizzard. That guy really is an expert in the art of conversing.

[andhination]

Go away.

[COMboy112]

I hot convo with this girl made me come in my pants once......

[yurgenburgen]

A friend and I were talking about gays for some reason.

Him: "They have gay pride parades. Do the people that fuck sheep get a parade as well?"
Me: "Yeah, it's called British Pride Day."

[SmileyFaic]

I have really interesting conversations with Falonefal in rl sometimes.

[Falonefal]

I have really interesting conversations with SmileyFaic in rl sometimes.
And Sytze

(We know each other from school)

[Jerrid22]

Niiiiiice

[Falonefal]

At 11/8/09 04:32 PM, Falonefal wrote: I have really interesting conversations with SmileyFaic in rl sometimes.
And Sytze

(We know each other from school)

Sorry for DP, but I need to answer the question completely of this thread.

With Sytze I once had a conversation about the 10 dimensions and how we are placed in those dimensions.
We had talked about how every next dimension from the 3rd one would be like, it was a very interesting conversation which went on to if we could step over to the next dimension and how it would be like and that conversation actually still hasn't ended yet, we still talk about it sometimes.

[Leidolfr]

I was shitfaced at a party, and I had this conversation:

Asian Kid: Dude, I want to be Scarface
Me: Huh?
Asian Kid: Yeah man, cuz like, hes got all that blow and shit
Me: You mean the blow he got shot in the face over?
Asian Kid: Wouldnt happen to me, Id pistol whip him
Me: yeah.....
Asian Kid: I want a gun
Me: Youre gonna shoot people?
Asian Kid: no son, ima just pistol whip them
Me: ok...
Asian Kid: so why dont you like scarface?
Me: I do but, hes a fucking moron
Asian Kid: With all that money, he wasnt a moron
Me: He fucked everyone over to get rich quick, and then everyone he knew or loved died, including himself
Asian Kid: yeah but...
Me: but what
Asian Kid: but, youve never even seen that much coke man
Me: Dude, thats fuckin stupid, he died over it
Asian Kid: yeah but....youve never even seen that much coke man
Me: pass it already

[IPoopedInYourMailbox]

At 11/8/09 04:39 PM, Falonefal wrote: With Sytze I once had a conversation about the 10 dimensions and how we are placed in those dimensions.
We had talked about how every next dimension from the 3rd one would be like, it was a very interesting conversation which went on to if we could step over to the next dimension and how it would be like and that conversation actually still hasn't ended yet, we still talk about it sometimes.

Funny. I'm actually reading a book about this now, and just got through a part about conceiving other dimensions. It went something like this.

If we were to step into the second dimension, the 2-d people wouldn't see us as 3-d people. They would see us as "cross sections": weird 2-d shapes representing out toes, that branch out to our feet, then legs, ect. I don't want to get into it too much. The book is called "Imagining the tenth dimension" by Rob Bryanton

[Paul-Thy-God]

Me: Dude... lets go to maccas
Friend: Oh true lets roll man
Me: Aight
we got in the car
Him: Shit how do we work this?
Me: Dude did you even grab your keys?
Him: Wait... cars run on keys?

Gotta love high conversations

[Shmossy]

At 11/8/09 04:02 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: A friend and I were talking about gays for some reason.

Him: "They have gay pride parades. Do the people that fuck sheep get a parade as well?"
Me: "Yeah, it's called British Pride Day."

You're a complete idiot.
And you didn't even get the joke right.
The joke is that Welsh people do sheep, not British people. (But neither do, it's just a joke).

It's like me saying "Ha, mexicans eat fried chicken and watermelons!".

So basically, you failed.

[Ass-Crumb]

This happened over stickam. I had it in a notepad and thought it was funny. Not: Asian kid obviously isn't his screenname, I just changed it up for his sake.

Asian kid (will refrain from using his screenname): Fuck you
Ass-Crumb: K
Asian kid: i will slit ur throat and then let your blood gush out until you cannont bleed anymore faggot
Ass-Crumb: you're hardcore
Asian kid: fuck you u asshole i will rape you with a knife
Ass-Crumb: I think you are cute
* Asian kid left the room