Big tits and Dead Veterans.

[FUNKbrs]

I know you guys are culturally retarded.

I know this.

I know, that you guys don't know what brotherhood feels like, what it's like to walk into your bar and have everyone know your name, glad you came, Cheers.

I know this.

Backstory: Nate used to a run a bar called the Rally Point that was INFAMOUS for being hardcore as fuck for no goddamn reason. Shootings, beatings, drunken dumpster fucking, moshpits, the whole nine yards.

Anyways, so Nate's cousin dies in Iraq. Yeah, serious bullshit. So the new bar is House of Thor that all the old Rally Point nutjobs hang out at, an we have a benefit show.

Endless Nameless, Firm Foundation, Three Man Riot.

/\ that right there is the monkey flippin' LINEUP. Improv grindcore, Rasta Skinhead music (yes, it exists. Omar is a crunk ass motherfucker and black as goddamn coal), and old school "I don't give a shit" high energy punk.

So there were these tits, right? Big ones. And they were on some serious display. And the tits were all "Sup FUNK, long time since a show like this, right? Here, let me rub myself all over you during this Rasta Skinhead shit. "

And I was all "BEEEEWWWBBIES......"

And then Beth was all "BUT WHAT ABOU /\/\Y BEWBIES?!?!?!"

And I was all "Here, let me rub these in my face, just to make you feel special"

And then this other chick was all "But... But...I have bewbies too!"

And I was all "Mmm, yes, I see your point."

And then it was 4AM and I had to load my drums back up.

good times. still kinda drunk.

[Uniawolf]

At 11/8/09 01:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Backstory: Nate used to a run a bar called the Rally Point that was INFAMOUS for being hardcore as fuck for no goddamn reason. Shootings, beatings, drunken dumpster fucking, moshpits, the whole nine yards.

Sound cool :)

[thekingofmadness]

At 11/8/09 01:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Haha. You kids and your hopes of sexual relations...

[DumbassDude]

Congratulations, you made some friends.

[yurgenburgen]

At 11/8/09 01:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I know, that you guys don't know what brotherhood feels like, what it's like to walk into your bar and have everyone know your name, glad you came, Cheers.

That's because most of us aren't alcoholics.

[Falconpunchr]

you are an obvious troll

[LolHi]

BBEEEWWWWWBIIIEEESSS

not caps

[FUNKbrs]

At 11/8/09 01:45 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

.

That's because most of us aren't alcoholics.

Hey! I'm not an alcoholic!!!

I'm a binge drinker. Get it straight.

Also, it doesn't count if you're a musician.

[C00L007]

At 11/8/09 01:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I know you guys are culturally retarded.

I know :D
But... Where r Big tists?)

[BAKEdLays]

You noob! D:< you were suppose to a pic of it if it was hot... for evidence... or something like that

[ChocEliteBar]

Hah, FUNK you're awesome. Your stories are fucked up but awesome.

[FUNKbrs]

At 11/8/09 02:00 PM, BAKEdLays wrote: You noob! D:< you were suppose to a pic of it if it was hot... for evidence... or something like that

Why the fuck would I look at them with a camera when I have EYES and HANDS?

Get your own goddamn boobies.

[ilikeblamingcrap]

Pics? :3

[Dromedary]

At 11/8/09 01:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: still kinda drunk.

Pretty apparent.

[All-American-Badass]

At 11/8/09 01:49 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 11/8/09 01:45 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

.

That's because most of us aren't alcoholics.

Hey! I'm not an alcoholic!!!

I'm a binge drinker. Get it straight.

Also, it doesn't count if you're a musician.

Damn you musicians and your special exception against being frowned upon for binge drinking.

[HighWayStar365]

I feel inadequate now.

[Alex12345269]

I expected to see some big tits.

[slayer1029]

At 11/8/09 03:08 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: I expected to see some big tits.

Just for you!

[Fullsteel]

Awwww, look. FUNKbr finally made some friends.

[therealanimator]

At 11/8/09 03:19 PM, slayer1029 wrote:

At 11/8/09 03:08 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: I expected to see some big tits.

Just for you!

too far..man TOO FAR!

[Alex12345269]

At 11/8/09 03:19 PM, slayer1029 wrote:

At 11/8/09 03:08 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: I expected to see some big tits.

Just for you!

I remember seeing that lady on Manswers.

Disgusting.

[Dogbert581]

At 11/8/09 01:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: good times. still kinda drunk.

It doesn't show at all

[Zombie-Toaster]

So then you woke up, right?

[Legionnaire-X]

At 11/8/09 03:19 PM, slayer1029 wrote:

At 11/8/09 03:08 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: I expected to see some big tits.

Just for you!

Im pretty sure I've seen her do that topless.

[Jackdabomb]

What does the soldier dying have to do with anything?

Makes an intriguing title though

[FUNKbrs]

At 11/8/09 04:21 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: What does the soldier dying have to do with anything?

Makes an intriguing title though

Nate's cousin died in a military operation. The show I played was a benefit.

God I love tits.

[ELITE-101]

do you know this?

[FatJoe214]

At 11/8/09 01:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: And then Beth was all "BUT WHAT ABOU /\/\Y BEWBIES?!?!?!"

Beth from that Dog The Bounty Hunter show?

[Sensationalism]

I get to look at and play with bewbs every day.

[Jon4life]

At 11/8/09 01:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I know, that you guys don't know what brotherhood feels like, what it's like to walk into your bar and have everyone know your name, glad you came, Cheers.

Well maybe if I was of legal age to go into a bar and I drank every single day.