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Posted at: 11/8/09 12:24 PM
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How was sex like over 1,000-9,000 years ago? Did they use rocks as toys?
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If you know anything about our ancient ancestors, back in the stone age when it was colder, we were hairier. Now I will leave this to your imagination. Thankfully, Wooly Mammoths are now MOSTLY extinct.
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They stuck the penis into the vagina.
I know, shocking right?
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Posted at: 11/8/09 12:27 PM
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Posted at: 11/8/09 12:28 PM
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At 11/8/09 12:25 PM, slayer1029 wrote: Thankfully, Wooly Mammoths are now MOSTLY extinct.
We are talking 1,000 to 9,000 years ago. That is early neolithic revolution to the middle of the middle ages.
Wolly Mammoths were extinct thousands of years before that.
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Why do I see a few threads today about sex in different ages? Is something special happening today that I don't know about?
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Posted at: 11/8/09 12:34 PM
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Stick dick in vagina, begin fucking, male orgasms, sex is done.
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That's actually really hard to picture.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 12:35 PM
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At 11/8/09 12:27 PM, sandmanstaysawake wrote: The earth is only 300 years old, you've been lied to.
Gtfo you stupid Mormon
Posted at: 11/8/09 12:39 PM
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I laughed a lot lol
Posted at: 11/8/09 12:42 PM
At 11/8/09 12:28 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:
I didn't mean the animal, I was referring to extremely hairy and fat women... Shocking that men of any time period would want a piece of that...
Posted at: 11/8/09 12:52 PM
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The dick went in the cunt and they both came.
the way God intended.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 01:05 PM
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The same way it's done today without the porn, dildos, or viagra.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 01:09 PM
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Posted at: 11/8/09 01:10 PM
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Back in the days of cavemen picking up women was much easier. They'd bash them over the head with a club then drag em back to their cave by their hair and do their business.... it's actually true, they got cave paintings of it.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 01:13 PM
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At 11/8/09 12:25 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: Man: ugh uga ugh Woman: ugggg Man: UUUUGGGGHHH /Done
Didn't need to read on. This is pretty much a good assumption.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 02:29 PM
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They had public events where everyone just did it where ever they were
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At 11/8/09 12:35 PM, BAKEdLays wrote: Gtfo you stupid Mormon
At 11/8/09 12:39 PM, ChaseApple wrote: I laughed a lot lol
At 11/8/09 12:42 PM, slayer1029 wrote: I didn't mean the animal, I was referring to extremely hairy and fat women... Shocking that men of any time period would want a piece of that...
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Posted at: 11/8/09 02:34 PM
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I wonder if human beings had sex like animals in 7000 B.C. , with the man literally riding on top of the woman from behind?
I wonder is blowjobs were even invented, or whether sex was still used only as a reproductive practice?
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Posted at: 11/8/09 02:39 PM
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It was WAAAYY easier back then. Back then, there wasn't rape and you could just grab a chick by the hair and fuck her. Now women has rights and ugh, it's fucking horrible. You can't get the hot chicks anymore =/
Posted at: 11/8/09 02:51 PM
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People on this forum do not know their history. This was middle ages my good people, kings and queens ruled the land, knights and monks were plentiful, plauges and death and crusades and such.
Sex back then (In Europe) was supposed to be only vaginal and only when married or crazy punishments were made. Sex in India was doing fucking sweet with the Karma Sutra and all, (Still being complied at the time) Sex in America was just sex.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 03:10 PM
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The penis went into the ass. Of a male... A lot... B'awww forget it.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 03:12 PM
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At 11/8/09 12:28 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: At 11/8/09 12:25 PM, slayer1029 wrote: Thankfully, Wooly Mammoths are now MOSTLY extinct.We are talking 1,000 to 9,000 years ago. That is early neolithic revolution to the middle of the middle ages. Wolly Mammoths were extinct thousands of years before that.
well then this proves the bible is bullshit because it pretty much says the earth is 5,000 years old
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Posted at: 11/8/09 03:18 PM
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At 11/8/09 12:24 PM, Ptcfast wrote: How was sex like over 1,000-9,000 years ago? Did they use rocks as toys?
If that were true, getting your rocks off had a whole new meaning.
It was probably pretty much like today, except the women were alot smellier, hairier, and rougher (unless you're French, then it's the same with the women today as it was 9,000 years ago).
Posted at: 11/8/09 03:23 PM
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it was a reversed parady of sex today, kinda like that thread abotu sex in teh future you totally copied.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 03:44 PM
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probably not as different to today as we think.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 06:01 PM
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no, it was the same as it is today just a lot harrier
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