Racing the toilet.

[SKS]

Anyone else ever flush the toilet before you finish pissing, like right when you begin? I do it almost all the time by habit and try to piss faster than the toilet flushes. I'm awesome.

[ositopolar]

No but I hate those automatic public toilets that flush when you're taking a shit and it gets your ass all wet. That's not cool!

[sandmanstaysawake]

At 11/8/09 04:30 AM, ositopolar wrote: No but I hate those automatic public toilets that flush when you're taking a shit and it gets your ass all wet. That's not cool!

Well, it wouldn't be cool if it happened to me, but since it happened to you it's hilarious. The toilet shit back on you

And I don't think I ever "tried" to piss but that sounds like it hurts.

[ParadoxVoid]

At 11/8/09 04:30 AM, ositopolar wrote: No but I hate those automatic public toilets that flush when you're taking a shit and it gets your ass all wet. That's not cool!

Are you sure you're not just trying to shit in a bidet?

[MadCow]

i only do that when im crossing streams with my best bro, add an extra sense of excitement and friendly competition

[Ranchero]

haha I'm so pumped I'm not the only person who does this. I usually don't flush it right when I begin, I try to time it with the end of my piss.

[SKS]

Only people who are going to be successful in life do this.

[robin1232]

At 11/8/09 04:30 AM, ositopolar wrote: No but I hate those automatic public toilets that flush when you're taking a shit and it gets your ass all wet. That's not cool!

Looks like someone has been to Japan.

[FlashCam]

At 11/8/09 07:56 AM, robin1232 wrote:

Looks like someone has been to Japan.

Not really...Japan's toilets are more....futuristic

[Uniawolf]

At 11/8/09 04:28 AM, SKS wrote: Anyone else ever flush the toilet before you finish pissing, like right when you begin? I do it almost all the time by habit and try to piss faster than the toilet flushes. I'm awesome.

Now I wanna try too

[MrShankly]

There are toilets on overseas oil rigs that are used especially for certain divers who need to sit in a depressurised room after a dive for 3 days because of the exces nitrogen in their bodies, they have a special toilet that when flushed creates a massive powerful vacuum that sucks whatever was in the toilet out with no mess whatsoever (it even tears off stains!) Of course, one certain diver was feeling particularily ill at the time, and pressed the several levers needed to flush it whilst still siting down, this resulted in him being stuck to the seat and his insides being pulled out through his body, killing him instantly. Try pissing in that toilet!

[megakill]

erm, no, cant say that i do

[SKS]

At 11/8/09 08:02 AM, MrShankly wrote: There are toilets on overseas oil rigs that are used especially for certain divers who need to sit in a depressurised room after a dive for 3 days because of the exces nitrogen in their bodies, they have a special toilet that when flushed creates a massive powerful vacuum that sucks whatever was in the toilet out with no mess whatsoever (it even tears off stains!) Of course, one certain diver was feeling particularily ill at the time, and pressed the several levers needed to flush it whilst still siting down, this resulted in him being stuck to the seat and his insides being pulled out through his body, killing him instantly. Try pissing in that toilet!

Um, well if I was standing up nothing is going to happen, It's not going to suck my dick into the hole. If that was the case you'd need to flush it from like 5 feet away.

[chainsawmurderer53]

At 11/8/09 04:30 AM, ositopolar wrote: No but I hate those automatic public toilets that flush when you're taking a shit and it gets your ass all wet. That's not cool!

In soviet Russia, toilet shit on you!

[LynchedJohNNY]

I always beat the toilet but from time it tries to cheat by slamming the lid down on me as I flush.

[Mikay]

At 11/8/09 04:30 AM, ositopolar wrote: No but I hate those automatic public toilets that flush when you're taking a shit and it gets your ass all wet. That's not cool!

Be thankful, its like a free enema

[Carbon]

At 11/8/09 05:04 AM, SKS wrote: Only people who are going to be successful in life do this.

I strongly agree.

[SKS]

I am a consistent winner. I have skills.

[Theflamingamer]

Hmmm, no but I'll try it sometime rofl

[Clock-Ninja]

At 11/8/09 04:30 AM, ositopolar wrote: No but I hate those automatic public toilets that flush when you're taking a shit and it gets your ass all wet. That's not cool!

Automatic toilets? Where are you from, Japan? :#

[SouthAsian]

At 11/8/09 08:02 AM, MrShankly wrote: Try pissing in that toilet!

I'm scared now.