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Posted at: 11/8/09 01:16 AM
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Bread Crumbs.
The massive machine at the center of the world's biggest scientific experiment has malfunctioned again - derailed by a bit of bread dropped by a bird.
I mean come on? This big ass machine and they notice bread crumbs? This is hilarious. I seriously think this thing was not meant to do what it is supposed to do. It has been delayed many-a times.
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By know they're just making up excuses. Pussies.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 01:17 AM
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Posted at: 11/8/09 01:20 AM
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I personally think that a Spy had snuck in and sapped it, and, to escape being caught, placed bread crumbs in the mechanisms to make them think it was a bird.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 01:21 AM
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At 11/8/09 01:20 AM, Robotchk12 wrote: I personally think that a Spy had snuck in and sapped it, and, to escape being caught, placed bread crumbs in the mechanisms to make them think it was a bird.
Stop sapping me LHC bitches
Posted at: 11/8/09 02:52 AM
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Fuck that. They have enough engies there to knock of the sapper.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 03:31 AM
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At 11/8/09 02:52 AM, Ss2-teen-gohan-Ss2 wrote: Fuck that. They have enough engies there to knock of the sapper.
Shoulda put up some sentries.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 03:31 PM
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At 11/8/09 01:17 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: "Heh, hey guys, let's make a device that could destroy the world to learn about shit noone cares about"
One that could be disrupted by BREAD CRUMBS!
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Posted at: 11/8/09 03:33 PM
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Horse shit.
They already fired it off at max power, and now know they wasted billions building this piece of shit. So of course they're going to keep delaying it..
Posted at: 11/8/09 03:44 PM
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Bread... its one weakness.
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Posted at: 11/8/09 04:25 PM
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At 11/8/09 01:16 AM, Techno wrote: I mean come on? This big ass machine and they notice bread crumbs?
Do you have any idea what the purpose of the LHC is? Of course it will 'notice' breadcrums, it's built to carry out sub-atomic experiments!
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Posted at: 11/8/09 04:37 PM
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The LHC poses no threat, IF they manage to cause a mini black hole (which its probability is very low) it will only be micoscopic and will evaporate in seconds.
Now the rest of you can continue living your pathetic life, making useless threads on NG, and fearing everything you're told on the internet (2012).
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Posted at: 11/8/09 04:40 PM
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Posted at: 11/8/09 04:43 PM
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So...something so far under the ground ends up getting bread crumbs on it dropped from a bird. I don't quite see how that works out :S
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Posted at: 11/8/09 04:45 PM
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Damn birds.
Posted at: 11/8/09 04:47 PM
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100m under the earth, yet MAGICALLY, a bird got in and dropped some bread-crumbs?
What the fuck?
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Posted at: 11/8/09 04:54 PM
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to the tit that said "they are making excuses as they know they have wasted money" YOUR AN IDIOT! if nothing happens then they learn something from that and it takes 3 months to get up to speed and then they have to wait for the particles to collide. if something stops it they have to wait for it to charge up again SO SHUT UP DICKWEED!
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Posted at: 11/8/09 04:57 PM
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such a sophisticated and expensive piece of machinery malfunctioned because of a bread crumb? really?
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Posted at: 11/8/09 04:59 PM
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Spy is sapping mah collider
Posted at: 11/8/09 05:02 PM
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At 11/8/09 04:40 PM, Keric wrote: SPY SAPPIN' MAH POSSIBLE SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLE GENERATOR-- Joke is dead now
No it isn't, who are you? GRR!
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