McDonalds Orange Drank

[GiantDouche]

For those of you who are missing out, McDonald's Orange Drink is the elixir to the gods. One day Zeus was relaxing in his sky palace when he got bored and decided to make the single most epic thing to ever exist thus far, McD's Orange Drank. He took one sip and was so overjoyed that he started doing backflips and shit. Around the 9001st backflip he accidentally spilled a drop on his carpet and accidentally started the beginning of time and the universe itself.

Apparently more and more McDonald's are removing this from the menu because they can't handle the sheer amount of awesomeness contained in such a small beverage. It is said that Mohandas Gandhi once punched a baby in the face just for one sip of this godly potion. Hitler's rage and animosity towards the Jewish people can all be attributed to a guy wearing a yarmulke stealing his orange drank out of his hands and running away with it before he even took the first sip.

So I implore you, Newgrounds, go down to your local McDonald's and BITCHSLAP THE FUCKING MANAGER AND DEMAND YOUR FUCKING ORANGE DRANK BACK.

Thank you.

also chronamut

[JKMonkey]

I love that stuff, always orsder it when I go to McDonalds, to bad none around my area have them :(

[ELITE-101]

yes because i love to drink a beverage thats known simply as orange

[yurgenburgen]

I think you'll find it's called "Orange drink".

[GiantDouche]

At 11/7/09 09:55 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I think you'll find it's called "Orange drink".

ORANGE DRANK.

[Chronamut]

I DEMAND TO HAVE THIS WONDERFUL DRINK BACK AT MCDONALDS!

WHO'S WITH ME?!??!

and I guess I should write somnething so this isn't an all caps post..

[Blush]

I prefer a grape drank, although your talk of this drink of the gods intrigues me. I shall leave now to bitch slap the local manager.

ORANGE DRANK!

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

I always order it because the rest of the drinks are shit, but it's not epic like you say. Did you mean to post Mountain Dew? That's one big typo mister.

[The-Omnipresence]

That ain't Orange Drank, the picture you provided clearly says Orange "Drink".

[GiantDouche]

At 11/7/09 09:59 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I always order it because the rest of the drinks are shit, but it's not epic like you say. Did you mean to post Mountain Dew? That's one big typo mister.

I see from your signature that you are quite enamored with Mountain Dew. Whenever I drink Mountain Dew I always regret it because the taste gets old ridiculously fast and then it just starts tasting like a shit beverage. And Mountain Dew always leaves me with a feeling of uneasiness like if I downed an entire bottle of Advil or something. So in conclusion,

FUCK YO MOUNTAIN DEW MOTHERFUCKAH.

[UnkutAcid]

It truly is a magical potion!

[killerrob]

I ordered that back in 02
I drank Sprite or Coke from then on.

[yugimt]

At 11/7/09 09:56 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 11/7/09 09:55 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I think you'll find it's called "Orange drink".

ORANGE DRANK.

Why u be lookin at my orange drank?

[GiantDouche]

At 11/7/09 10:03 PM, killerrob wrote: I ordered that back in 02
I drank Sprite or Coke from then on.

Pshh. You don't deserve it's epicness anyways.

[Ultor]

At 11/7/09 10:08 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:03 PM, killerrob wrote: I ordered that back in 02
I drank Sprite or Coke from then on.

Pshh. You don't deserve it's epicness anyways.

Free is free id hit it assuming it was indeed free at my local participating mcdonalds location

[Piss]

I always order it because the rest of the drinks are shit, but it's not epic like you say. Did you mean to post Pepsi? That's one big typo mister.

[Blush]

At 11/7/09 10:10 PM, Piss wrote: Did you mean to post Pepsi?

I thought that mcdonald's only had coke products :S

[Chronamut]

At 11/7/09 10:14 PM, Blush wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:10 PM, Piss wrote: Did you mean to post Pepsi?

I thought that mcdonald's only had coke products :S

nope - they had magical potions too. I remember it as a small kid- and I'm old as fuck.

[Piss]

At 11/7/09 10:14 PM, Blush wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:10 PM, Piss wrote: Did you mean to post Pepsi?

I thought that mcdonald's only had coke products :S

Pepsi: Greatest drink in the world.

[Invisable-Ranger]

At 11/7/09 10:20 PM, Piss wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:14 PM, Blush wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:10 PM, Piss wrote: Did you mean to post Pepsi?

I thought that mcdonald's only had coke products :S

Pepsi: Greatest drink in the world.

If you have no taste.

[GiantDouche]

At 11/7/09 10:08 PM, Ultor wrote: Free is free id hit it assuming it was indeed free at my local participating mcdonalds location

Every drink at McDonald's is free if you bring your own cup and know how to run fast.

At 11/7/09 10:10 PM, Piss wrote: I always order it because the rest of the drinks are shit, but it's not epic like you say. Did you mean to post Pepsi? That's one big typo mister.

GiantDouche used Bubonic Plague on PIss.
It is super effective!

[Piss]

At 11/7/09 10:24 PM, Invisable-Ranger wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:20 PM, Piss wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:14 PM, Blush wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:10 PM, Piss wrote: Did you mean to post Pepsi?

I thought that mcdonald's only had coke products :S

Pepsi: Greatest drink in the world.

If you have no taste.

I'm a master in soda and taste distinction.

You lose. Drink Pepsi.

[Yrtnej]

At 11/7/09 10:29 PM, Piss wrote: You lose. Drink Pepsi.

Please, don't start this shit back up again.

[Piss]

At 11/7/09 10:34 PM, Yrtnej wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:29 PM, Piss wrote: You lose. Drink Pepsi.

Please, don't start this shit back up again.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Drink Pepsi.

[Yrtnej]

At 11/7/09 10:35 PM, Piss wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:34 PM, Yrtnej wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:29 PM, Piss wrote: You lose. Drink Pepsi.

Please, don't start this shit back up again.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Drink Pepsi.

The Pepsi and Jerry. You know what I'm talking about.

[Blush]

At 11/7/09 10:16 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:14 PM, Blush wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:10 PM, Piss wrote: Did you mean to post Pepsi?

I thought that mcdonald's only had coke products :S

nope - they had magical potions too. I remember it as a small kid- and I'm old as fuck.

I can't help but think of drugs when you say magical potions. Perhaps I should go to McDonald's and see if they have some magical potions.

[Invisable-Ranger]

At 11/7/09 10:29 PM, Piss wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:24 PM, Invisable-Ranger wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:20 PM, Piss wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:14 PM, Blush wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:10 PM, Piss wrote: Did you mean to post Pepsi?

I thought that mcdonald's only had coke products :S

Pepsi: Greatest drink in the world.

If you have no taste.

I'm a master in soda and taste distinction.

You lose. Drink Pepsi.

I'm sorry did you say something?
I was too busy experiencing the taste of a good cola.

[Piss]

At 11/7/09 10:45 PM, Invisable-Ranger wrote:.

I'm sorry did you say something?
I was too busy experiencing the taste of a good cola.

Oh you mean Communist-Cola? Fuck off.

Drink Pepsi.

[Blush]

At 11/7/09 10:45 PM, Invisable-Ranger wrote: I was too busy experiencing the taste of a good cola.

Hitler cola, you mean?

[Vidaria]

I remember this stuff from my childhood! Seemed to always have these things around at large functions (like church events).

Always thought they only came in those giant containers (like the ones football teams use to store water on the field).

Didn't know you could order the drink at the store regularly!