Cheetahs are kind of pussies

[kikomannnn]

I never understood how pussy cheetahs are in comparison to the other two dominant African cats, Leopards and Lions. I assumed that they have the advantage over the others because they're fast, but I found out they can only run fast for 30 seconds and in the hot sun they get really tired out, which leaves them open for an attack.

In a confrontation between a Cheetah and lion/leopard, the lion/leopard will always win because it is so much stronger.

Still they're cool, just not as powerful as I thought they were.

[Devilshadow666]

didn't know that

[Blush]

Well who cares if your pussy when you're still alive?

[Im-A-Pirate]

Yeah but they'd still rape your shit if they saw you.

[powerfuldude]

Yeah, but cheetahs eat a plant that makes them high so they are A OK in my book.

[kikomannnn]

Just look at how much bigger the Leopard's muscles are in comparison. No contest, the Cheetah would get his dick kicked in.

[bman200]

Neh heh. Cheetah, pussy, get it? Neh heh heh. Hoo boy I'm witty.

[Lorkas]

And yet still we humans, the weakest of the giant cats, conquered them all!

[gr8job]

if i could run as fast as a cheetah for 30 seconds i could be a spectacular murderer.

30 seconds is a decent amount of time.

[Lorkas]

At 11/7/09 07:21 PM, gr8job wrote: if i could run as fast as a cheetah for 30 seconds i could be a spectacular murderer.

30 seconds is a decent amount of time.

Yes but you'd be a newb then.

Anyways I could probably wrestle a cheetah, they're pretty small compared to lions. I mean just look at them. A few jabs and the fucker would be down in no time.

[OffensiveReality]

At 11/7/09 06:52 PM, kikomannnn wrote: Just look at how much bigger the Leopard's muscles are in comparison. No contest, the Cheetah would get his dick kicked in.

A Challenger has entered.

[MatticusX]

Hmm.. sounds like a job for Chuck Norris.

[SouthAsian]

Yeah but when they're running for those 60 seconds they go from like 70-75 mph i mean youd be pretty exhausted too.

[megakill]

id still fucking run if i saw one.

[ChocEliteBar]

At 11/7/09 09:11 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Yeah but when they're running for those 60 seconds they go from like 70-75 mph i mean youd be pretty exhausted too.

Hell yeah. The human body can only do so much, and running at those speeds, with our hearts, we'd exhaust ourselves to death.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Cheetahs are pussies because they know the true ruler of the large cat family. They only run top speed for 30 seconds because they know if they run any farther they will tread their sacred and bloody territory. You don't want to make this big cat mad. OH HOLY FUCK DEAR GOD IN A FLAMBOYANT SPANISH DRESS THERE IT IS JESUS CHRIST RUN AWAY!!

[Conspiracy3]

At 11/7/09 09:12 PM, megakill wrote: id still fucking run if i saw one.

Then you are a fucking idiot. You can't outrun a cheetah.

Back away slowly in hopes that it won't attack.

[SaltshakerClock]

At 11/7/09 09:19 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

At 11/7/09 09:12 PM, megakill wrote: id still fucking run if i saw one.

Then you are a fucking idiot. You can't outrun a cheetah.

Unless you are superman.

[Ultor]

If you said that to a cheetah that thing will try to prove its the dominant male of the pride at speeds faster than DSL and more reliable with cable.

[ELITE-101]

At 11/7/09 06:52 PM, kikomannnn wrote: Just look at how much bigger the Leopard's muscles are in comparison. No contest, the Cheetah would get his dick kicked in.

yah but a big ass short couldnt beat a tiny pistol

[FurryDemon]

Yeah, they can run fast, just not for very long.
But hey, they're still alive, so it's survival of the fittest.

[All-American-Badass]

At 11/7/09 06:52 PM, kikomannnn wrote: Just look at how much bigger the Leopard's muscles are in comparison. No contest, the Cheetah would get his dick kicked in.

Am I the only one who notices how stoned the cheetah looks?

[llxlxlxll]

At 11/7/09 09:12 PM, megakill wrote: id still fucking run if i saw one.

haha, couldn't say it better

[kikomannnn]

Recently a Cheetah was brought to my college for Big Cat Awareness Night. It was so awesome, I was 15 feet away from one!

The trainer said that these things can run the length of two football fields in an incredible amount of time. Don't get me wrong, they are amazing animals, the fastest land mammal on the planet. It's just sad that they can't compete with lions or jaguars. They have to run away from them in most conflicts. How pussy is that!

And to the guy who said he could punch a cheetah. No. While they are pussy IN COMPARISON to Lions/Tigers/Blacks, they would still murk the shit out of you. You'd need a gun, or a flaming bat dipped in kerosene.

[EverReady2Kill]

At 11/7/09 07:22 PM, Lorkas wrote: Yes but you'd be a newb then.

Anyways I could probably wrestle a cheetah, they're pretty small compared to lions. I mean just look at them. A few jabs and the fucker would be down in no time.

In my experience claws and fangs hurt. A lot.

[CaparaziHollow]

Yeah,but they're extinct

[sandmanstaysawake]

f**k you.

[Dmabster]

Yes... cheetahs are a type of cat.

[AlphaCentauri]

You are telling me Chester the Cheetah would get his ass kicked by Tony the Tiger?

Eh, yeah, that sounds about right, Chester is a scrawny fuck.

[tarahloveshentai]

I knew this because my Zoology studies are mostly on cats. I think it is sad that they have to defend themselves from other big cats and their kittens are more likely to get killed by a lion.

There fast and strong against there prey. There a very unique cat that's not scene elsewhere.