Forum Topic: There really are no games for women

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mamatequila

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Posted at: 11/7/09 04:32 PM

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..and no one in their right mind will pay close to 9k to get'em.

It's been said since the days of Oregon Trail that girls don't play games. I nw believe it. All you 'gamergirlz' are phony and/or bloated, beer-bellied and bearded with balls.

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Men have food eating competitions.
Women have food making competitions.

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At 11/7/09 04:32 PM, mamatequila wrote: All you 'gamergirlz' are phony and/or bloated, beer-bellied and bearded with balls.

Actualy a lot of my friends who are girls play games, and they aren't really anything that you just stated. They actually are too skinny if anything.


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Don't women play like... solitaire and uh... really gay shit like Final Fantasy?

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Tis true, tis true.

What women enjoy can not be translated into the fine art of video gaming, quite right quite right

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At 11/7/09 04:35 PM, H-K-S wrote: Don't women play like... solitaire and uh... really gay shit like Final Fantasy?

Final Fantasy is amazing don't you ever say something like that again... HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED FFVII


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I just assumed that all of the Dress-Up games that don't involve nudity or sex toys are made for girls to play.

I don't see guys playing around with a fake wardrobe like that - more often then not, they either look for the "clear all clothing" button or search for easter eggs around the cartoon girl's nipples.

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lolz i liek Hello kitty and cooking mama games. also any game with bunnies lol.

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Um, there's tons of Barbie games out there.

Since Spyro was my favorite game as a little girl, I always thought it was a game for girls.

I fucking game it with my vagina

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At 11/7/09 04:35 PM, H-K-S wrote: Don't women play like... solitaire and uh... really gay shit like Final Fantasy?

They're the fat ugly obnoxious girls that constantly yell "THE GAME" in public places.

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Gamer women are gross...

They're fat, and quote stupid television shows and crappy British comedy.


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Girls like playing "Hide the Weenie" with me.

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I'd like to know the definition or a picture of a gamer girl.

Would I have to overly obsessed with games with to be considered one?

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I've only met girls who play stupid bullshit like Habbo hotel or Farmville.

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At 11/7/09 04:32 PM, mamatequila wrote: All you 'gamergirlz' are phony and/or bloated, beer-bellied and bearded with balls.

Does that mean you have to disappear now? :P

Also, wasn't there a few stupid threads made by idiots a while ago about those 'gamesforgirls' accounts submitting loads of girly flashes? They were basically saying "WTF THER R NO GRLZ ON TEH INTRNET!!1!11one!".


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Nobody cares about women until they're hungry or horny anyways.


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At 11/7/09 04:33 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Men have food eating competitions.
Women have food making competitions.

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i choose this one


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At 11/7/09 04:32 PM, mamatequila wrote: All you 'gamergirlz' are phony and/or bloated, beer-bellied and bearded with balls.

That's a lesbian steriotype silly.

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What about pillow fights in skimpy underwear?

That's a game girls like to play.

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At 11/7/09 04:35 PM, H-K-S wrote: Don't women play like... solitaire and uh... really gay shit like Final Fantasy?

Final Fantasy isnt gay first of all and I know plenty of girls who play the same games we play. Just search around youll find them

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The only worthwhile game for girls to play is in my pants.

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At 11/7/09 04:38 PM, KrugensKloset wrote:
At 11/7/09 04:35 PM, H-K-S wrote: Don't women play like... solitaire and uh... really gay shit like Final Fantasy?
Final Fantasy is amazing don't you ever say something like that again... HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED FFVII

no, stfu and get out, its not the best game in the world and most people who say it nowadays are bandwagoning

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At 11/7/09 05:05 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: What about pillow fights in skimpy underwear?

That's a game girls like to play.

and a game everyone likes to watch. it's practically a spectator sport.


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At 11/7/09 04:38 PM, KrugensKloset wrote:
At 11/7/09 04:35 PM, H-K-S wrote: Don't women play like... solitaire and uh... really gay shit like Final Fantasy?
Final Fantasy is amazing don't you ever say something like that again... HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED FFVII

FFVI was here VII is a faggot.

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So im gessing Barbie's Super Crotch
Pony won't make the top 5?

Why the fuck are you reading this? GO TO MY PAGE ALREADY!!!
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At 11/7/09 04:38 PM, KrugensKloset wrote:
At 11/7/09 04:35 PM, H-K-S wrote: Don't women play like... solitaire and uh... really gay shit like Final Fantasy?
Final Fantasy is amazing don't you ever say something like that again... HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED FFVII

FFFag. Just hate people like that.

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At 11/7/09 04:33 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Men have food eating competitions.
Women have food making competitions.

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yeah, im sure theres cooking games,infact, i had a demo for a jappanese one on ps1


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Jade is a "fat gamer chick", if I can recall correctly.

lol debunked


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i though this should be in the video game thread but then find out a mod posted it, now im confused

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