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Because this is just dead sexy.

At 11/8/09 08:22 PM, nooks540 wrote: Because this is just dead sexy.

I was gonna say, when that is what you are giving, you better find the girl you can easily convince they can't do any better, because once they find out that there are guys that don't have hair like that, or don't wear glasses like that, you are getting kicked to the curb.

Pick the dumbest one, make sure she knows she can never leave.

I think you should try it with the other girl, get rejected by her. Your girlfriend will find out, break up with you and you'll be left alone. Thus making all of us happy.

Hai guise, I get laid all da tiem!

Btw I'm 11 and my cawk is 7 inches is that gud?

Nothing concrete here, but I would suggest getting to know the other people you think about before you make a rash decision. It doesn't have to evolve into anything, but if you really love your current girlfriend, the best solution is to get to know the other girls to the point where you understand that cheating (probably) isn't the best idea.

Considering how far you and your girlfriend have gone, and considering you're still together, it would be a good idea to quit while you're ahead, aye?

If for whatever reason you can't justify staying with your current girlfriend, it's going to save everyone a lot of time and pain if you break up with her first.