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The OP is probably a gay, emo virgin who posts these lies to bolster his minuscule self-esteem. When that no longer works, I'm sure he'll try smoking crack!

Once you lose it, you'll always be curious about how others would "perform". Point is, you've got something thats working. Don't fuck it up.

Dump her ugly fucking ass so you can bang those other chicks just to find out you an ugly little cunt.

I'm 14,
sex
love

what

At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote: I can't believe I'm doing this, but hell. Why not?
Yea, some of you know, I'm a little egotistic 14 yearold. Old news.
I've been dating this girl, for about a year. Shes nice, has a good sense in humor, and sex is pretty great.
(I'm 14, any sex is pretty great.)
But, heres the thing, I love her, but I think I also got a thing for this other girl..and another..
Pretty much, I have girls flirt with me, quite often. Its hard to just stick with one, ya know?
You look at her and go "Well she'd do this" and look at the her and say "Well she is this."
Its weird, when I'm around my girlfriend, I love her.
When I'm not, I'm thinking about whether that blond girl puts out..

What do you suppose I do?
TLDR; Shut up and read.

Witty sarcastic comments are welcome.

Oh my god you make me laugh thats bullshit your a vigin and i bet your olny saying things so you can get componsation from othere people who you dont know on the internet your some fat 4eyed jerk off (i mean why else would a 14 year old be on the web)

14 and doing the... "horizontal polka"?\

What has today's society come to?

Welcome to being a man. your situation is no different than any other guy in a relationship

At 11/7/09 04:05 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: 14 and doing the... "horizontal polka"?\

What has today's society come to?

Its been this way for a while!

Do what you want. It doesn't really make a difference so long as you're willing to break up with your gf when she finds out... And she will find out.

At 11/8/09 05:09 AM, Companion-Sphere wrote: dasdf

That's disgusting, but I can't stop laughing because it doesn't make any sense. Humans are so messed up.

Threesome?

So who's got the rights to pilot this joke?

You're joking me, right? Look at his profile, he's as serious as the clown that preformed on his last birthday. I can't believe that some of you are taking him serious. He's 14, and he's a bad liar. End of story. Good night.

i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

At 11/7/09 03:09 PM, 372 wrote:

At 11/7/09 03:08 PM, CanadianSnowman wrote: Relationship crew?

Waah?

Relationship Crew

You don't love her, you're too young.

I smell bullshit afoot.

Make a thread about it on newgrounds, hahahaha........

Don't come crying to us if she gets pregnant. You play with fire, chances are you're going to get burned.

Get the fuck out with your petty teen drama. Shit.

You love her? Or you love to bang her?

Giving you the benefit of the doubt...

You're 14, your body is still growing up, hormones raging. What you are feeling and going through is completely natural and to be expected.

It is natural to be attracted to other girls and natural to have "thoughts" about them. The key is whether or not you act upon those feelings. If you can control yourself, it is a sign of growing up and maturity.

As to whether you love her - thats a harder question to answer. Certainly the odds are stacked against you, but that should hardly stop you. You guys have been together for a year, which is quite an accomplishment. You should consider, however, (as has been said above), whether you truly love HER, or if you love the sex you are getting. If you guys stopped having sex for 6 months, would your relationship survive that?

One last thing - use protection - having fun is one thing, ruining your life is entirely another.

Really just cheat on her with these other girls and if she finds out that sucks you have fallbacks.

I was expecting this thread to be about your Aunt Flo.

In before OP says "My GF iz pregerz, and she won't live through child birth. LMAO. XD"

Any sex would be great if you were any. But alas, you are not.

At 11/7/09 02:28 PM, Mostasteless wrote: your only 14, it doesn't matter what you do. just fuck em all, it's not like you'll stay with any of them forever.

Took the words right out of my mouth.
It might seem like a huge deal right now, but it's not in the long run. Or even the medium run.

If its not broken, don't fix it.

as a 14 yearold myself I say this is as true as the shit on my shoe

At 11/8/09 02:34 PM, Killinkyle wrote: as a 14 yearold myself I say this is as true as the shit on my shoe

But your shoe is clean.