Girl Problems.

[372]

I can't believe I'm doing this, but hell. Why not?
Yea, some of you know, I'm a little egotistic 14 yearold. Old news.
I've been dating this girl, for about a year. Shes nice, has a good sense in humor, and sex is pretty great.
(I'm 14, any sex is pretty great.)
But, heres the thing, I love her, but I think I also got a thing for this other girl..and another..
Pretty much, I have girls flirt with me, quite often. Its hard to just stick with one, ya know?
You look at her and go "Well she'd do this" and look at the her and say "Well she is this."
Its weird, when I'm around my girlfriend, I love her.
When I'm not, I'm thinking about whether that blond girl puts out..

What do you suppose I do?
TLDR; Shut up and read.

Witty sarcastic comments are welcome.

[Headshot777]

I've got so many awful things to say, I don't even know which one to use.

[Twilight]

Isn't this called puberty?

[MrFinland]

At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote:

Witty sarcastic comments are welcome.

YESSSSS

ahem

Drunken group sex?

[RDSchley]

..its obvious that your gay.

um.. it sounds like life is peachy for you. enjoy 14 year old girls liking you now becasue most likely they will hate you in high school because they use to like you in middle school. You'll have a reputation of being a cheater and asshole (even though your most likely not, its just how women discribe men they can't have)

[BillyTh3Kid]

Heres what you do:

- Don't poke any more girls until you have a job that pays at least 30k a year so youll be able to support the kid you accidentally have.
- Wait until your 18+ to date a girl.

[372]

At 11/7/09 02:25 PM, Twilight wrote: Isn't this called puberty?

I lol'd

At 11/7/09 02:27 PM, RDSchley wrote: ..its obvious that your gay.

. You'll have a reputation of being a cheater and asshole (even though your most likely not, its just how women discribe men they can't have)

I've never cheated on my Girlfriend.
I just think about it...alot.

[Mostasteless]

your only 14, it doesn't matter what you do. just fuck em all, it's not like you'll stay with any of them forever.

[Perversion]

You probably live in Beverly Hills with a wealthy family who gets everything handed to you. You don't deserve help.

[372]

At 11/7/09 02:29 PM, Perversion wrote: You probably live in Beverly Hills with a wealthy family who gets everything handed to you. You don't deserve help.

Nah, I'm a middle class long islander, moneys kinda tight.
I don't complain, my life's great.

[megakill]

At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote: I love her

uh huh, yeah im sure you do.

moving on

unless you plan on marrying the whore dont worry. they'll be plenty of other girls...

provided this place doesnt destroy your chances

[halen1]

At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote: But, heres the thing, I love her, but I think I also got a thing for this other girl..and another..

well, it;s not love if you like other girls besides here... NEVER CHEAT, NEVER CHEAT ON A GIRL!!!! just wait until she throws you out for another boy (or girl)... that's what 14 year old girls do, when they get bored they ditch you

[ChaseApple]

Wow I wish I was getting this much pussy at 14!

*is 16*

[Yukin]

At 11/7/09 02:31 PM, halen1 wrote:

At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote: But, heres the thing, I love her, but I think I also got a thing for this other girl..and another..

well, it;s not love if you like other girls besides here... NEVER CHEAT, NEVER CHEAT ON A GIRL!!!! just wait until she throws you out for another boy (or girl)... that's what 14 year old girls do, when they get bored they ditch you

Well I don't think he actually loves this girl or this wouldnt be a problem, but regardless of who your with you can always fall fancy to another women. Im not to saying you'll have sex with them or cheat but you can fall in love while loving another person. And dude seriously, you don't know what you got till its gone so this might be the case for this girl you "love" if you cheat on her. I know your tempted but a real man can resist such temptations of lust.

[RockMessiah123]

i'm just going to call bullshit. everyone can tell you're a virgin loser who is trying to seem cool by saying you get laid all the time.

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote: ...I'm a little egotistic 14 yearold... and sex is pretty great.

No words or pictures can express the facepalm which you've forced me to do.

[372]

At 11/7/09 02:59 PM, Yukin wrote:
Well I don't think he actually loves this girl or this wouldnt be a problem,

No, I do love her. Belive me, its been thought over and over.
but regardless of who your with you can always fall fancy to another women. Im not to saying you'll have sex with them or cheat but you can fall in love while loving another person. And dude seriously, you don't know what you got till its gone so this might be the case for this girl you "love" if you cheat on her. I know your tempted but a real man can resist such temptations of lust.

Your right. Its just, I don't know. I do know I have little crushes on other girls, but ugh.

Fucking little kid problems.

[372]

At 11/7/09 03:01 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote: i'm just going to call bullshit. everyone can tell you're a virgin loser who is trying to seem cool by saying you get laid all the time.

Ugh, shoot and miss.
C'mon, I've gotten to third base on the NG stickam chat for Christs sake.

At 11/7/09 03:01 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote: ...I'm a little egotistic 14 yearold... and sex is pretty great.

No words or pictures can express the facepalm which you've forced me to do.

Yea I get it, grow up.

[CanadianSnowman]

Relationship crew?

[372]

At 11/7/09 03:08 PM, CanadianSnowman wrote: Relationship crew?

Waah?

[DaShadowz]

that last bit made me so happy. now i'm legally aloud to flame with smartass comments like these:

dont worry about girls kid, stick to having sex with your mom.

that must be why you started dating guys, you always know which one to choose now.

choose the one who is willing to be on birth control so you dont need condoms.

date them all and have an orgy?

wow. looks like you have a crush on the whole chess club huh?

date them all and when one asks if your cheating say "no" and start singing poker face.

dump them all and go back to your card board cut-out of miley cyrus?

stop dating chicks over the internet and having webcam sex with them?

get off newgrounds and get a life.

become a vampire and find a girl named bella who begs for sex and for you to "bite" her?

stop fantasizing about having girlfriends and go get a real one?

god dam i'm good at this.

[Farafor]

You deserve a cock in your ass, stupid fuck.

[Deathrow-cy]

Sex at 14? WHATS THIS WORLD COMING TO????

i kinda envy you a little bit though =\

[DaShadowz]

At 11/7/09 03:39 PM, Deathrow-cy wrote: Sex at 14? WHATS THIS WORLD COMING TO????

i kinda envy you a little bit though =\

you do know he was lying right? and that he's a 24 yearold virgin? kay then.

[372]

At 11/7/09 03:40 PM, DaShadowz wrote:

At 11/7/09 03:39 PM, Deathrow-cy wrote: Sex at 14? WHATS THIS WORLD COMING TO????

i kinda envy you a little bit though =\

you do know he was lying right? and that he's a 24 yearold virgin? kay then.

Lol, I knw rite?

[madzakk]

At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote:

But, heres the thing, I love her, but I think I also got a thing for this other girl..and another..

3-some. Duuuuuuh!

[onilink19]

look dont touch.
Stick with the one you love.
If you leave here you may not find another as good as she is!

[Deathrow-cy]

Apparently he lives in/on penis and hes a prostitute?

lolwut?

[MultiCanimefan]

At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote:

But, heres the thing, I love her,

No you don't, thread over.

[NaziiNinja]

The kid is fourteen.

This is his idea of "cool". He is trying to achieve the status of cool by making up lies like these. Just look at his profile picture. Seriously. He is virgin and probably wanks off to porn every night before he goes to bed.

I was the same when I was his age. You think you're one of the big boys at fourteen, yet you are nothing but a little kid. Come back in 5 years kid, you'll know what I'm talking about then.