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i got sent to the dean for jokingly saying "YOUR MOTHER"

I got my phone taken away after i checked what the time was from it. Also, i used to steal my friends' pencil cases and lol at them looking for them and then finding them in their backpacks, so when I was in 6th grade, one girl lost her pencil and the asshole teacher gave me detention for it, AFTER it was found in the backpack of the guy in front of her. It obviously just rolled off her desk into his backpack.

At 11/8/09 11:15 PM, copteroftehrofls wrote: Back in 5th grade this retarded lady made half of the class stay behind until she found out the person who burped. BURPED. seriously, who fucking cares?

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I got detention >.>

wow...if I got a detention for everytime i farted or burped in class..

At 11/7/09 11:59 AM, GlueyMcGee wrote: What was your most ridiculous school punishment givin to you?

mine was.. having to write a 500 word reflection for drawing s midle finger in my own sketchbook (that i bought with my own money on my own free time)

Hah! Thats nothing I had to have to get slapped on the ass by an old nun!

Top that!

At 11/8/09 11:26 PM, GeneralAC wrote: I got 500 lines of "I will wear my uniform with pride and respect all elders" by some cunt of a teacher in grade 5.

How the hell did the cunt teachers think you deserved that?

In some grade, they made me sit in some room with a bunch of the 'bad kids' and write I will do my homework, until the hour was over for not finishing my homework. Thankfully, from then on, they realized that was mean, and just told us to read quietly.
Also, in 6th, my math teacher got mad at some little pricks for some reason, and made everyone do 100 of your own multiplication problems, while she (seriously) went to cry. I dont see what was so bad. They just wouldn't shut up, bu that it's that bad of a problem...

They were showing us how sex works in Grade Nine Sex Ed.
I said to the teacher me and my girlfriend will show the class the naked body when she took her bra off.
And afterwards I got her to strip in the hallway.
I also brought marijuana I found to school in Grade 11.
1.Suspended for a week
2.Subspended for a 2 months.

When I was at school, a teacher gave me a detention (30 minutes, half of my lunch time that was) just for making a few spelling mistakes in my story for English homework. I had to waste my time to correct about 4 words.

At 11/9/09 08:08 PM, killerrob wrote: They were showing us how sex works in Grade Nine Sex Ed.
I said to the teacher me and my girlfriend will show the class the naked body when she took her bra off.
And afterwards I got her to strip in the hallway.
I also brought marijuana I found to school in Grade 11.
1.Suspended for a week
2.Subspended for a 2 months.

if a teacher found any drugs at our school, the person is expelled (kicked out forever)

itt: stories people wished happened, skewed stories to make schools look bad, etc.
but, I got suspension for being punched in the face.

I got in trouble for somebody putting gum in my hair. I did nothing.

In kindergardern i said poop and got a week of detention WTF

At 11/9/09 07:33 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 11/8/09 11:26 PM, GeneralAC wrote: I got 500 lines of "I will wear my uniform with pride and respect all elders" by some cunt of a teacher in grade 5.

How the hell did the cunt teachers think you deserved that?

I forgot to give the reason why haha, I didn't tuck my fucking shirt in...

I almost got in trouble for saying "Wanna get down?" to my biology teacher. She called it sexual harassment.

At 11/7/09 12:03 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I've never been punished at school.

then you sir are one of two thinks

1. a sneaky lil bastard that doesn't get caught
0r 2. a complete pussy that doesn't ever break the rules

WHICH IS IT!

When I was in 6th grade my stupid arse teacher yelled at for me about 5-10 mins about 'not putting in enough effort' when I DID do my homework. I looked around the room and saw that less than half the class didn't do anything even though our teacher didn't check it for like a month.

I know it isn't much of a punishment, but a fucking stupid arse reason.

I am never going to school in the USA it sounds fucked.... my friend punched a kid square in the face and got a warning

grade 8 grad trip, we where to go to the playdium in toronto, I forgot my homework at home and it consisted of about 5 minutes worth of algibra, the fucking teacher made me stay behind and didnt give my mom back bus money, ( 150 bucks) because my seat was reserved,

I missed a major part of my life because of PMS, remember kids, avoid teachers in the ages of 20 - 50, or you could be a victim to,

AND I WAS A GOOD STUDENT!

I had to write "I guess it's not a good idea to talk to my friends during the morning announcements" 1000 times. no exhaggerations

I made a teacher cry/got her to quit and didn't even get in trouble. It's great being so beautiful. *sigh*

At 11/7/09 12:16 PM, shabbo wrote:

At 11/7/09 12:09 PM, salted-tator-tot wrote: My friend got a fifteen minute detention for eating a tootsie roll.

I lol'd.

I second this.

I got a detention for 20 minutes today for wearing black ankle-length socks.

WHITE, MID-SHIN HIGH SOCKS JOSEPH. WHITE, MID-SHIN HIGH SOCKS.

Damn the world is messed up. I have never gotten any sort of punishment since you practicly have to stand up in the classroom, shout "HEY, OVER HERE!" and flip someone off. Either that or light the school on fire (which actually happend once). Then again, we don't really have any bad teachers, I mean, not THAT bad.

I got a sanction for writing one of my classmates has breasts implants... OUT OF SCHOOL... IN FACEBOOK... Jesus... Sometimes people can be such killjoys....

I had to draw 2 pages full of cocks because I made a cock on a girl's name plate.
Silly russian interims.