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A bunch of kids at my school were suspended for five days for kicking gingers on "Kick a Ginger Day". Apparently they considered it a hate-crime to kick gingers, which is a bit over the top.

Sucking off the headmistress.

At 11/7/09 05:03 PM, Del-Toro wrote: In middle school for detentions we had to fill in some "restorative justice" themed sheet with questions like, how will you prevent this in the future and what was wrong with what you did.....

wow what a bitch. I would have asked to change teachers or change schools !

At 11/7/09 05:09 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: The only time I ever got in trouble in school ever was in middle school in an incident between me and a duty guard or whatever you call them.

I called her a "Bitch" for not believe that the $10 I dropped was mine. The guard who I said it to was a known bitch anyways, the type that act overly aggressive and yell to make her point.

I got in school suspension where I have to sit in a room all day and write some phony stuff. I can barely remember.

The only other times that could be considered bad would be getting my phone taken away in class once or twice.

My brother got an in school suspension once for tripping and falling on a fire alarm whose glass thingy you have to break before pulling the handle down was gone.

he brought a tiny tv and food and that's all he did in there.

At 11/7/09 06:03 PM, Gedveikur wrote: Would have been funny if you would have just wrote " fuck fuck fuck" 500 times.

and end with a "you"

Detention I guess. I don't know.

My dad went to Catholic school in the 50's and early 60's. A few punishments that he told me were:

Kneeling on dry rice for hours saying prays.

Cleaning out every chalkboard eraser in the school (you'd choke on the dust, then get beat when you came home covered in chalkboard dust).

Writing on the chalkboard a few hundred times

Getting your knuckles hit with rulers.

He also said the nuns were great at hitting you with erasers or chalk. If they heard you speak, they wouldn't even have to turn around to throw something at you. They'd just whip around and hit you in the face with whatever they had in their hand.

Apparently, getting strangled with a cheap-ass necklace from the pep-rally gets you two Saturday Detentions. If it hadn't snapped because the school is cheap, I'd be dead.

And apparently they can say that you beat the crap out of someone on the bus, and not be obligated to show you the video proof. Against the law to disclose it, my ass. 7 Days In-School.

5th grade was a real lulz.

1st off, I had a teacher who did not belive a fucking thing I said. This was a new school at the time that i started, when we had to fill out library forums to check-out books, since my dad did not learn english as a first language...he writes bad. So the teacher thought that I signed his name. No library books. After going through hell, I got a transferal to a new teacher.

Then that new teacher, all the kids were being bitches too me and I got in a fight with some big mouthed black gettoh kid. I got in big time trouble. Apparently they never heard of "self-defense".

And the current school im going to, if someone punches you in the face and you punch back...you get suspended for 3 days. Self defense does not apply anymore.

In the sixth grade, if you acted out or refused to do homework, you were put on the wall. You would just stand on a wall for a predetermined time. Teachers would eye the wall making sure you were standing up and not facing the kids because it was during recess. This nice guy accidentally printed 600 or so pages of paper and he was sentenced to two months on the wall. Shit sucks.

Saturday school for tossing a bouncy ball to a friend during an assembly. (I was just trying to give some dude his superball ball back.) And the admin thought I was horsing around. Assholes.

Mine was getting a detention for three days.

I once got a detention for chewing on a pencil. In fourth grade. It sucked. My parents didn't care because of the reason.

Yesterday, My phone went off in class.

verizon was calling me,

So then i had to go to detention after school for two hours, in which I had to copy the Alabama State School Book of Conduct .

Twice.

In the last year of middle school, I was apathetically told to write the phrase "I shall not forget my material" 5000 times. I kinda subverted it by shaping the phrase into a number of particular haikus.

Oh fuck, where do I start?
I have been suspended EVERY YEAR, from first grade up to my sophomore year. I wasn't suspended my Junior year, and I don't plan on being suspended this year.
1-4th grade. Suspended for various threats to students and teachers.
(Skipped 5th grade)
6th grade Suspended for threatening to stab the secretary (3 days OSS)
7th grade I punched a kid, and this kid, who is a big pussy, told the teacher. (1 day ISS)
8th grade I brought porn mags to school (3 days OSS)
9th grade I got in a fight with this kid over him stealing my calculator. Got it back. (1 day ISS)
10th grade Called my English teacher a "Fucking Bitch" (3 days OSS) Would have only been one day ISS, if I just said Bitch.

Some dude at my school had the police called on him, got suspended for 10 days, and had to attend a gang awareness program. For wearing a red shirt on a uniform-free day. Nothing more.

In math class in 8th grade we had a substitute teacher and before the class even began I said yes! a substitute. I got sent to detention and had to do a 4 page quesstionaire asking me if I knew what I did was wrong.

I also wrote a story that called the Vice principle fat and got suspended for a week.

I know a kid who was actually castrated for saying that a girl had cooties.

Or was that just a rumor from 5th Grade...?

At 11/7/09 09:37 PM, Invisable-Ranger wrote:

8th grade I brought porn mags to school (3 days OSS)

XD that's hilarious! lemme guess. the teacher took the mags and probably kept them too!

paddle, i never had to get this but it kind of wrong some dude or girl spanks you with a board just think about it.

havent been in school for over a year, id say if a teacher erases your homework on the school network and asks you to do it again.

that happened to me once.

In PE months ago i forgot to bring my PE uniform so i was forced to write out lines (50 lines ofi will remember to bring my PE uniform) but i didn't mind since they were doing complex and boring activities that day.
2 weeks ago i went to PE class but i felt sick so though i brought my uniform i decided to say i didn't and i just wrote lines (but i wasn't the only one and i was near a interesting conversation so it wasn't all bad), other then that im pretty much a pussy so i dont get into trouble

Nothing,I don't get any offences yet!

At 11/7/09 07:08 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: A bunch of kids at my school were suspended for five days for kicking gingers on "Kick a Ginger Day". Apparently they considered it a hate-crime to kick gingers, which is a bit over the top.

next week is going to be awesome with " beat a Ni*ger " day. I've already polished my bat.

I was punished for being silent.
A teacher of ours is an old senile fucker who just sends random people out of class, I sit in the front, without anyone at the other table next to me, and then he sends me out for "talking through his class"

hahahaha

At 11/7/09 12:08 PM, leo967846 wrote: I got suspended for yelling " WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A PUBE ON MY DESK?"

Why the fuck was there a pube on your desk?

Gee, I got detention for hiding in the bathroom in a game of tag at recess. A teacher came in, and BANG!

Detention.
Overeacted? I always thought that was unfair lol.

At 11/7/09 01:36 PM, cATbYtE wrote:

At 11/7/09 12:03 PM, AntiHero1317 wrote: I used ot go to catholic school and i was expelled of course. But we had an assignment something having ot do with bringing in a CD i brought in a Judas Priest CD. I got locked in a the meat freezer for 10 minutes for digracing the school with the devils music

thats inhumane to do to someone and against the law as far as i know.

anyway I had to serve an ISS which is an In school suspension...or known as lunchtime detentions if you didn't want to do one after school...plus serve 3 referrals which is half a step away from a regular home suspension for laughing when my friend said "Mother Fuckin' Titty Suckin Two Balled BItch when he dropped his book on the floor. (my parents tried to fight agaisnt it but as usual the school system won out.)

My Social Studies teacher told me about when he went to one of those nun's schools and stuff. He said that the playground was divided between boys and girls, and if a boy crossed to the other side, this big, seven-foot tall nun (penguin, as he called them)would come up to you and say:
"Would you like a strawberry shake,or a chocolate shake?"
If you said chocolate, she'd pick up from the ground and shake you violently then chuck you 2 feet into the air, catch you, then let you fall.
Strawberry, same thing, but with a 1080 degree spin.
That only recess though.

My friend was bored in school a few years ago (he was in elementary) , so he started drawing in his note book. He drew a picture of the school... with flames on the roof.

2 week suspension. he got to stay home and watch spongebob.