Forum Topic: ridiculous school punishments

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Posted at: 11/7/09 01:09 PM

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Mine was graduating. No wait... that can't be right... I never graduated. Seriously though I was never punished in school. I never got in trouble. But I did want to stay a fifth year just to make sure I got to take a few courses I wanted to take but they wouldn't let me, even though I hadn't met the math requirements to graduate. But they just shrugged and threw a diploma at me and told me to GTFO, and I was like LOL OMG and than they blocked me.

And that's what I get for going to school online.


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Thirty minute detention for being 10 seconds late to English in sixth grade. I had tripped and all my books and binders dropped and papers exploded everywhere.

I hope you are condemned to Hell Ms.Peterson.
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At 11/7/09 12:03 PM, AntiHero1317 wrote: I used ot go to catholic school and i was expelled of course. But we had an assignment something having ot do with bringing in a CD i brought in a Judas Priest CD. I got locked in a the meat freezer for 10 minutes for digracing the school with the devils music

thats inhumane to do to someone and against the law as far as i know.

anyway I had to serve an ISS which is an In school suspension...or known as lunchtime detentions if you didn't want to do one after school...plus serve 3 referrals which is half a step away from a regular home suspension for laughing when my friend said "Mother Fuckin' Titty Suckin Two Balled BItch when he dropped his book on the floor. (my parents tried to fight agaisnt it but as usual the school system won out.)

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Hahahhahaha fuckin school systems eh!

I wrote the essay (but instead of doing it 500 i did it about 75 words) and i was Subtly undermining her intellectual capabilities...pretty much calling her stupid without she ever going to know it :)

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At my school the two punishments are picking up leaves in the fall and cutting grass with scissors in the spring. It doesn't snow much here so I've never seen or gotten the snowing/winter punishment..

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In middle school for detentions we had to fill in some "restorative justice" themed sheet with questions like, how will you prevent this in the future and what was wrong with what you did. Now, I'm not normally put in detentions because I try to get something out of the public education system (like trying to extract blood from a rock sometimes, but occasionally my hands have been bloodied by a stone) and don't go around stirring up shit like a generic douchebag. However, my middle school art teacher was a total bitch. Need something from your locker? Detention. For another class? Detention. Have permission from that Teacher, and it's during that class you have with them? Detention. Because you don't have HER permission. Forget a pencil, using pen for some absolutely irrelevant thing that no one will care about in 5 minutes? Detention. Have an eraser? Good, is it above a certain length? No. Detention. Basically she took her power issues out on her students and was a shitty teacher. I got detentions for all listed reasons, except for the eraser thing, my friend got that one. You can imagine that trying to write a paragraph explaining your honest mistake of forgetting an eraser is something of a stretch, but try having to write three different paragraphs about it. Yeah, What I did, What's wrong with it and What I can do to avoid it in the future, ok, now I probably should have put in there "tell her that next time she sends me here I'll send her to the morgue", but at the time I was just trying to get my head around serving a detention for something I had to do during a different class.

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One time, I was made to wait until everyone had left the classroom before I was allowed to leave, for absolutely no reason. Even when I asked the teacher why she wouldn't let me go she mumbled something like "You know why".

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50 lashes from a kendo stick for getting a boner when my hot teacher bent over.
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The only time I ever got in trouble in school ever was in middle school in an incident between me and a duty guard or whatever you call them.

I called her a "Bitch" for not believe that the $10 I dropped was mine. The guard who I said it to was a known bitch anyways, the type that act overly aggressive and yell to make her point.

I got in school suspension where I have to sit in a room all day and write some phony stuff. I can barely remember.

The only other times that could be considered bad would be getting my phone taken away in class once or twice.

If I were tied up, would you ring my bell?

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i got detention for failing a pop quiz.

OH SHI-

Rattle your head. Listen to my music.

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I started singing This and i got suspened. it wasnt that bad i mean she doesnt like him so i had a tantrum at the teacher got sent to principles office (shes really nice) and i told her the whole story i got suspened for one day but the teacher had to appoligze for being (cant rember what but basicly a hater)

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another time the bitch principal at my elementary school thought I stole something so he went into the classroom and grabbed my stuffed animal out of my desk to "teach me a lesson" He called me into the office and twirled the cat around and kept saying I stole so and so. Not even 5 minutes later the real thief was brought in and the principal looked shocked. I said "Gimmie my damned stuffed animal back!" the ending result?

I got the animal back but had to serve a months worth of garbage clean up during lunch, had to write an essay on proper behavior, and had field trip priviliges taken away from me for the reaminder of the school year.

All for prooving that I was right....plus the principal was a real dick.

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I got detention for GETTING kicked in the balls.

I code in AS2, in case I forgot to mention it.

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At 11/7/09 12:09 PM, salted-tator-tot wrote: My friend got a fifteen minute detention for eating a tootsie roll.

fucking hell you can get a detention for anything.

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At my elementary school, if you got detention, the principal would find 5 or so REALLY long definitions from a dictionary and make you write it out and it'd be due in 2 days.

Glad I was a good boy.

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I downloaded a kanye west desktop for teh lulz, got a week's detention. Some asshole was like, LOL LOOK!!!! Fucking happened yesterday to

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All-American-Badass

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At 11/7/09 05:18 PM, Archon68 wrote: I got detention for GETTING kicked in the balls.

that's just a blatant spit in the face there, i think if you get kicked in the balls, you suffered enough.


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Stop complaining you little bitches.

You know the term suspended originally came from being suspended and locked in a cage?


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cATbYtE

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At 11/7/09 05:18 PM, Archon68 wrote: I got detention for GETTING kicked in the balls.

are you fucking serious??? this kid that kicked you...was he/she the "teacher pet"

cuz i thought if YOU did the kicking of balls you were the one that got the detention....not the other way around.

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At 11/7/09 12:03 PM, AntiHero1317 wrote: I used ot go to catholic school and i was expelled of course. But we had an assignment something having ot do with bringing in a CD i brought in a Judas Priest CD. I got locked in a the meat freezer for 10 minutes for digracing the school with the devils music

three things:

one, devils music? wtf man since when was rock n roll "devils music?"

two, why does the catholic school have a meat freezer? O.o

three, if it was me, i'd bring AC/DC XD. my furry, which you are about to see (i didnt draw it tho), is the former lead singer for the band before he died. His real name was Ronald Belford Scott, but was nicknamed Bon.

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ridiculous school punishments

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At 11/7/09 05:18 PM, Archon68 wrote: I got detention for GETTING kicked in the balls.

If that happened to me, I would take it directly to the human rights tribunal, and, following the school board having their PR epicly fucked, I'd plant bombs in their cars.

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I got forced to take my leather jacket off.

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Wasn't a punishment, but it was pretty ridiculous that someone thought my Madness Combat-themed sketches looked like penises. When I was forced to show my teachers the animation they called it anti-semetic because Hank fights Jebus.

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I hate to write " I will not draw swasticas " 100 times because I drew a swastica on George Washington's head on a Dollar Bill.

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i didnt do any of my homework but i got perfect on a indipendent unit project and exam they suspended me.
i dont remember what they said though.

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I was given a suspension for calling a kid "Cabbage"

"Yo Cabbage!"

Apparantly, he took it as a threat.


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Would have been funny if you would have just wrote " fuck fuck fuck" 500 times.

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I got a week suspension for drawing a penis.

Considered sexual harassment.

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At 11/7/09 11:59 AM, GlueyMcGee wrote: What was your most ridiculous school punishment givin to you?

mine was.. having to write a 500 word reflection for drawing s midle finger in my own sketchbook (that i bought with my own money on my own free time)

wow, that really is bs. Mine was getting a detention (which involves copying a bunch of schools song lyrics) because the girl siting next to me exploded because I was rolling my pencil back and forth .

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