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What was your most ridiculous school punishment givin to you?

mine was.. having to write a 500 word reflection for drawing s midle finger in my own sketchbook (that i bought with my own money on my own free time)

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At 11/7/09 11:59 AM, GlueyMcGee wrote: What was your most ridiculous school punishment givin to you?

mine was.. having to write a 500 word reflection for drawing s midle finger in my own sketchbook (that i bought with my own money on my own free time)

id tell them to get fucked and wouldnt do it, simple lol

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I used ot go to catholic school and i was expelled of course. But we had an assignment something having ot do with bringing in a CD i brought in a Judas Priest CD. I got locked in a the meat freezer for 10 minutes for digracing the school with the devils music


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I've never been punished at school.

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At 11/7/09 12:00 PM, megakill wrote:
At 11/7/09 11:59 AM, GlueyMcGee wrote: What was your most ridiculous school punishment givin to you?

mine was.. having to write a 500 word reflection for drawing s midle finger in my own sketchbook (that i bought with my own money on my own free time)
id tell them to get fucked and wouldnt do it, simple lol

I second that, I used to draw highly detailed pornography in my sketchbooks. It turned the 'bad girls' on. Of course, I also dropped out at 9th grade. BUT I got my GED when I was 16 and immediately went to college so. The education system is a racket really.

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i actually got suspended in the 8th grade for kissing my girlfriend goodbye

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I got suspended for yelling " WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A PUBE ON MY DESK?"


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well in i think 7th grade the teacher was a mega bitch and hater me so did a fatty mcfat girl and i did a report and model in the teachers class and it had a fork around |-----| that big and the girl made up a lie about me with a razor blade they checked my bag found nothing and sent me to the office for it to be check again and they found the fork with the model and the pricple said "your only suspend for 1 day if u were a guy u would be suspend for more" so i was in the office w8ing to be picked up and the teacher walks in and goes "what are u doing here" me:" i got suspended" her:"you get what ur deserve". oh and it was a day b4 the last day of school lol so thats my story :3

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My friend got a fifteen minute detention for eating a tootsie roll.

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At 11/7/09 12:03 PM, AntiHero1317 wrote: I used ot go to catholic school and i was expelled of course. But we had an assignment something having ot do with bringing in a CD i brought in a Judas Priest CD. I got locked in a the meat freezer for 10 minutes for digracing the school with the devils music

badass

I've never had any severe punishments at all because I really don't have any inclination to break rules or otherwise do something that would end up with me having a boot up my asshole.

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At 11/7/09 12:03 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I've never been punished at school.

Fucking sissy.

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At 11/7/09 12:09 PM, salted-tator-tot wrote: My friend got a fifteen minute detention for eating a tootsie roll.

I lol'd.

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At 11/7/09 12:16 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:
At 11/7/09 12:03 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I've never been punished at school.
Fucking sissy.

Yeah go fuck up your record so no post secondary looks at you like all the cool kids do!


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Suck the teachers cock for being sexy :(
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At 11/7/09 12:00 PM, megakill wrote: id tell them to get fucked and wouldnt do it, simple lol

actually..that's what I'm planning to do...but in a polite way :)

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mine was.. having to write a 500 word reflection for drawing s midle finger in my own sketchbook (that i bought with my own money on my own free time)
id tell them to get fucked and wouldnt do it, simple lol

Yea bro that is pretty stupid,your teacher should fuck off


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At 11/7/09 12:08 PM, leo967846 wrote: I got suspended for yelling " WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A PUBE ON MY DESK?"

haha awesome XD! hilarious.

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I had to stay after school for not bringing a glue stick.


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I think my Science teacher is insane(NOT MAD, NO REFERENCE)
If we get to the class about 10 seconds after the bell goes, we have to write a full page of lines and a written apology for 'disrupting the class'.

Most of the other classes haven't even started yet!

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At 11/7/09 12:18 PM, ErickBg3 wrote:
id tell them to get fucked and wouldnt do it, simple lol
Yea bro that is pretty stupid,your teacher should fuck off

And i kind of highly suspect the teacher who gave me this 500 word reflection to be a serious pothead.

once when she was talking and i wasn't looking at her she told me " Chris, please turn around because if you don't look at me while i'm speaking you won't feel the energy of my words and i wont feel your energy"

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At 11/7/09 12:23 PM, GlueyMcGee wrote:
At 11/7/09 12:18 PM, ErickBg3 wrote:
id tell them to get fucked and wouldnt do it, simple lol
Yea bro that is pretty stupid,your teacher should fuck off
And i kind of highly suspect the teacher who gave me this 500 word reflection to be a serious pothead.

once when she was talking and i wasn't looking at her she told me " Chris, please turn around because if you don't look at me while i'm speaking you won't feel the energy of my words and i wont feel your energy"

Safe bet. If I was teaching high school I'd HAVE to be stoned otherwise I'd wind up in jail for assaulting one of the little bastards.

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Had to come to school after halloween (this one) for this "Anti-drunk" shit and I was fucking hungover.

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One of my teachers was all set to hand the entire class a 4 hour after school detention because someone's phone went off on the other side of the classroom and he didn't fess up. Thankfully it didn't happen.


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I farted loudly and got detention and extra homework.

I mean, how the fuck was it my fault!? It's not like I did it on purpose.


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Stay after school for ten minutes because I didn't help my friend pick his stuff up and I accidentally kicked one of the stuff while I was walking.

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I posted on my facebook one of my classmates has breast implants. A teacher saw it, and got mad at me for it. The girl even laughed about it!

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At 11/7/09 12:59 PM, bnwproductions wrote: I posted on my facebook one of my classmates has breast implants. A teacher saw it, and got mad at me for it. The girl even laughed about it!

Wtf? Why the teacher was looking at the girl facebook at the first place?!

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I got suspended for 2 days, for being late to home room.
I walked, it was raining. I feel.

Oh and the best part, I got only 5 days detention for breaking a kids nose.

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