I won 753437 pounds!

[SirColton]

My god, it must be true!

British National Lottery,
28 Tan Field Road,
Croydon,London.
Ref: UK/940X2/68
Dear Selected winner,
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash Prize of
753,437 Pound Sterling in cash from the British National Lottery Online Draw held on the
5th of October, 2009 in United Kingdom.
We have been sending this notice to winners and this is the final
announcement date for you to file for your winnings.
The selection process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized email selection system from a database of over 125,000
email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which your
email was among the first ten (10) lucky winners.
You are advised to contact the verification department through our
assigned claims agent by providing your Reference Number UK/940X2/68.
You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information.
Name, Address, Age, Occupation, Phone No., Winning Email Address
and Country.
ASSIGNED CLAIMS AGENT: Mr. Garry Baldwin
EMAIL: [e-mail]
TEL.: ++447031874347,[phone]
Yours Truly,
Smith Marquie Y
(Online Coordinator)

[letiger]

i thought it meant pounds of food

damn brits with their "fags"

[Asalraalaikum]

If that's real then I have over 50 million dollars.

[SirColton]

If only it 'twas real...

[Lyrian]

At 11/7/09 10:07 AM, letiger wrote: britian sucks worse than canada

Yet without us there would be no America OR Canada. Funny that.

[SirColton]

That's like saying Hitler sucks as much as big-breasted-women, where would we be without Canada!

[letiger]

At 11/7/09 10:09 AM, SirColton wrote: That's like saying Hitler sucks as much as big-breasted-women, where would we be without Canada!

everywhere?

US needs to Annex Canada and rename it one big state called America's hat

[chubbthehippo]

At 11/7/09 10:09 AM, SirColton wrote: That's like saying Hitler sucks as much as big-breasted-women, where would we be without Canada!

That doesn't make sense at all.

At 11/7/09 10:09 AM, Lyrian wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:07 AM, letiger wrote: britian sucks worse than canada

Yet without us there would be no America OR Canada. Funny that.

That logic is almost as bad as SirColton's.
We also shouldn't kill bugs, because without them humans wouldn't exist, huh?

[ErickBg3]

At 11/7/09 10:03 AM, letiger wrote: i thought it meant pounds of food

damn brits with their "fags"

Lmao i lol at british movies wen they call cigs fags XD

[Porkchop]

Better hurry up and save your nigerian long lost uncle while you're at it.

[GlueyMcGee]

the last i checked, Canada isn't the fattest country in the world and it doesn't have 16692 homicides a year..FEWER THAN 1000 oh an without Britain the US wouldn't exist and Canada would not be what it is today.

[Jackdabomb]

At 11/7/09 10:09 AM, Lyrian wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:07 AM, letiger wrote: britian sucks worse than canada

Yet without us there would be no America OR Canada. Funny that.

Actually, most likely if there was no Britain there would be the French in Canada because that's where they were before the French and Indian War. The Native Americans would probably still be alive to unless the Spanish went around killing them

[SpiderTaco]

At 11/7/09 12:38 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: French in Canada

Thats a scary thought....

[SouthAsian]

If the Crusades never occurred Europeans never would have discovered the preserved Roman,Greek,Persian,Chinese,or Indian works on Medicine,Mathematics,literature,Science,
Astronomy,Architecture,Art, and a whole bunch of other stuff and bring it back to initiate the Renaissaince which lead to the Reformation and the Age of Enlightenment and discovery, that made the discovery of the new world possible.

[Grizzli]

At 11/7/09 12:53 PM, SpiderTaco wrote:

At 11/7/09 12:38 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: French in Canada

Thats a scary thought....

Ahem. Quebec?

[Lyzardski]

I've had things like these, Odds are that its a fake and they'll want you to give them credit card info or something.

Most likely a scam.

[NeverHundred]

At 11/7/09 01:45 PM, SouthAsian wrote: If the Crusades never occurred Europeans never would have discovered the preserved Roman,Greek,Persian,Chinese,or Indian works on Medicine,Mathematics,literature,Science,
Astronomy,Architecture,Art, and a whole bunch of other stuff and bring it back to initiate the Renaissaince which lead to the Reformation and the Age of Enlightenment and discovery, that made the discovery of the new world possible.

It would have happened eventually. It may have even happened right now... or perhaps in 2012. You know why it didn't... becuase that would ryme as well as "in fourteen hundred ninety two, columbus sailed the ocean blue"