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Posted at: 11/7/09 09:37 AM
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After some vigorous training, I'm gonna see if my goldfish can outswim the flush. Each day this past week I've been feeding my fish some bacon bits for the extra protein with his normal goldy flakes. I've also been swirling his fish bowl with a spoon to simulate a toilet flush and he seems to fare well. Today is his final test before I enter him in our Goldfish Olympic tournament.
Posted at: 11/7/09 09:38 AM
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I think you stress your pet too much
Posted at: 11/7/09 09:44 AM
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you should record it and put it on youtube.
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Small kids still do that? Damn.
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Posted at: 11/7/09 09:48 AM
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So you actually spent time training your goldfish, and now you're just going to flush him through the toilet? o_O
Posted at: 11/7/09 10:00 AM
At 11/7/09 09:48 AM, Uniawolf wrote: So you actually spent time training your goldfish, and now you're just going to flush him through the toilet? o_O
No, I trained him and he will be able to fight against the flush and be alive when more water comes back up. If not he isn't worthy.
Posted at: 11/7/09 10:08 AM
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what the hell is wrong with you?!?
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Posted at: 11/7/09 10:10 AM
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At 11/7/09 10:08 AM, onilink19 wrote: what the hell is wrong with you?!?
I was going to say the same thing only call him a psychopathic cunt. But your post seems good enough.
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Posted at: 11/7/09 10:13 AM
Nothing, I just want my Goldfish to be the best he can be.
Posted at: 11/7/09 10:14 AM
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Relax, it's just a goldfish... You can get it for like, 1 dollar.
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Posted at: 11/7/09 10:22 AM
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the goldfish needs to be put through a pit of trials
Posted at: 11/7/09 10:23 AM
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so you're just going to flush it?
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Posted at: 11/7/09 10:28 AM
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It's a bad idea to see if your goldfish can outrun the toilet, as it's too risky. I had a lot of fish, and I know it can be hard to make sure they don't die, and I also would like to add that I didn't flush my fish down the toilet. I buried him. I just thought that flushing something down a toilet was disrespectful. It's the same place where feces go.
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Posted at: 11/7/09 11:45 AM
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I hope you videotaped this shit.
Posted at: 11/7/09 11:51 AM
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At 11/7/09 11:45 AM, cast wrote: I hope you videotaped this shit.
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Posted at: 11/7/09 11:52 AM
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Im just waiting for Sensationalism to see this.
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Posted at: 11/7/09 12:15 PM
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Posted at: 11/7/09 12:19 PM
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Alright, it's been an entire week of feeding him bacon and swirling the fishbowl, so that means the puny goldfish is ready to go up against the surprisingly powerful currents produced by a toilet! Taking bets everyone, taking bets.
Posted at: 11/7/09 12:24 PM
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Bahaha, this gave me such a good laugh.
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Posted at: 11/7/09 12:26 PM
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I laughed all the way to the bottom of this thread.
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Posted at: 11/7/09 12:30 PM
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I hope your joking. Even though its a fish its still cruelty to animals that fish has no idea what you are planning to do. and judging by your signup date I call bs.
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Posted at: 11/7/09 12:36 PM
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If it gets flushed; it will have to use a small sharpened Q-tip end and fight the big bad communist fishes.
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Posted at: 11/7/09 12:40 PM
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i just dont see how this could possibly be a good idea...
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Posted at: 11/7/09 12:41 PM
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My goldfish could totally whoop your fishes ass. Let's put them in a cage er I mean bowl match right now.
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Posted at: 11/7/09 12:48 PM
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Isn't a test something you have the chance of passing? Your just giving the gold fish a death sentence.
which is pretty funny
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Posted at: 11/7/09 12:53 PM
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Flushing fish down toilet to see if he can survive is really really unfair I mean there is no way the fish will survive.
It's pretty damn funny though
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Posted at: 11/7/09 12:57 PM
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Well that's about as interesting as it is intelligent. A goldfish would have absolutely no chance of being able to survive this kind of training let alone getting flushed down the toilet. In short, I do not believe a word you've written here today. Thank you, and I wish your fish the best of luck. Becuase even if you're not serious he'll probably still need it.
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Posted at: 11/7/09 01:07 PM
Eh, my goldfish failed to come back up and resurface in my toilet. I guess I need to go train the others to be better.
Posted at: 11/7/09 01:11 PM
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At 11/7/09 01:07 PM, ChaseApple wrote: Eh, my goldfish failed to come back up and resurface in my toilet. I guess I need to go train the others to be better.
Well that was a good waste of a week I guess.
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