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From what I have read I think I have deduced the real story of events. Your girl was horny and on the rag but still wanted your mates cock cause your little member does not satisfy her. She asked him into the bathroom to show him her pokemon or whatever and talked him into eating her out. She sat on the toilet as he bent his head to lick her pussy and got a mouthful of some copper tasting stuff. After that event occurred, he rapidly shot up accidentally headbutting your woman causing her nose to bleed.
Simple deduction chap.

Ask her what she was going to ask him...

And if she gives you an answer that explains why she would:

a) Go into the bathroom with him alone

and

b) Get punched in the face

Forgive her. But I doubt any kind of question to ask anyone can require a bathroom and then result in a fight, she's probably lying.

You said in your earlier topic that she's a "Psycho bitch" and for the fact on one side of the story she was attempting to cheat on you with your friend is very sketchy.

Although it's low of your friend to punch her in the face, I think you should still be friends with him and lose the girl.

It's sketchy what happened and from both stories, I don't think you'll truly know what happened unless one of them tells you the truth.

Seems that you like to hang-out with very nice people. So I suggest that you stop going out with douche bags. So both of them should be kicked out of your life. Cause one of them is lying. And from what I've read, both of them are acting a very suspicious way...

Make her think that if she breaks up with you it will be HER loss. understand? ;)

Dude are you stupid? The girl is being a slut in this case. Knock out the girl!

Stop hanging with the bitch and find a better girl for yourself, there are millions of women ready for sex out there. Then go and punch your friend back in the face, case solved

First off, your friend is a bitch for punching a girl in the face. I wouldn't be his friend anymore. That's ridiculous. Who hits a girl in the face because they are coming on to them? That's pathetic.

As for your girlfriend, I would drop her too. She is obviously a slut, and is lying. She has no intention to tell you the truth.

What kind of pussy punches a girl in the face?

In situations like this you call Wade and ask him what to do.

At least you didn't catch her fucking another man... And at least you didn't see it happen through her window.

GO to your local hardware store buy ducktape tape her mouth shu..... wait that wouldnt work cause she would'nt be able to blow you

Buy a gun.

Take all her money and tell her to fuck off !

To be fair, if you have a suspicion that is that well founded with that much evidence, you should tell her to take a walk, also seeing that your gf seems like a bit of a "sociopath" and your friend is a bit messed up in the head for hiting her in the face, mind you, this could mean that your friend is really loyal which i doubt, because most males jump at the chance for sex.

Hmmm Conundrum.

Kick both of their asses for being asswipes.

look, no girls worth this much trouble. unless you really think your gonna settle down, marry the hoe, buy a house and raise some younguns, kick the slut to the curb and find a new toy. as for your mate, just watch out for him and dont be so ready to trust him.

At 11/6/09 09:55 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Break up with your girlfriend, then stop hanging out with your other friend.

Pretty much sums up this whole thread.

...The only logical solution. "Sir, I challenge you to a broom fight!"

Bro's before Hoe's.

Kick the bitch in the stomach!!!1!

Well I would drop kick her ass, but that's just me. You could go with a less violent approach and just punch her in the face also and then break up with her, although I like the first answer more.