Forum Topic: phrases that screw with your head

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halen1

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:25 PM

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TAKE OFF YOU HEADPHONES!
YOU ARE NOW MANUALLY BREATHING!!
YOU ARE NOW BLINKING
FAMILY GUY IS GOOD
and...
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does anyone know any more similar to these???

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:28 PM

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Stop scratching your balls.

Gets me every time.

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:29 PM

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What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will now grow"?

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:35 PM

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At 11/6/09 09:29 PM, FlamingTulips wrote: What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will now grow"?

actually his nose will be forever growing due to the fact of him lying then not lying, and etc.

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The next statement is true.
The statement before this was false.

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:41 PM

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More than one way to skin a cat.

Just how many, exactly?

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halen1

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:42 PM

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Why not
CLOSE YOUR OTHER NG BBS TAB, NOTHING IS HAPPENING THERE
TURN OFF YOUR TV
TAKE THAT DRINK OFF YOUR DESK, IT'S EMPTY
or
CHANGE YOUR FIREFOX PERSONA, IT'S PRETTY GAY

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At 11/6/09 09:41 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: More than one way to skin a cat.

Just how many, exactly?

76 just dont ask me how i know.

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At 11/6/09 09:42 PM, halen1 wrote: Why not
CLOSE YOUR OTHER NG BBS TAB, NOTHING IS HAPPENING THERE
TURN OFF YOUR TV
TAKE THAT DRINK OFF YOUR DESK, IT'S EMPTY
or
CHANGE YOUR FIREFOX PERSONA, IT'S PRETTY GAY

HA there IS something in my drink!


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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:46 PM

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At 11/6/09 09:35 PM, halen1 wrote:
At 11/6/09 09:29 PM, FlamingTulips wrote: What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will now grow"?
actually his nose will be forever growing due to the fact of him lying then not lying, and etc.

REALLY? I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT. THANKS FOR THAT, YOU ARE SO SMART! WOW!

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halen1

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At 11/6/09 09:46 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:
REALLY? I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT. THANKS FOR THAT, YOU ARE SO SMART! WOW!

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At 11/6/09 09:29 PM, FlamingTulips wrote: What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will now grow"?

Lol. If his nose grows, he is telling a lie, therefore he must have lied when he said his nose will grow, so it grows. But then he would be telling the truth.... His nose will probably be like rapidly growing in and out, and that would just look wierd.

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Man: "I tried but I couldn't pick them up!"

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WaffleVoyager

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:51 PM

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At 11/6/09 09:42 PM, halen1 wrote: Why not
CLOSE YOUR OTHER NG BBS TAB, NOTHING IS HAPPENING THERE

I don't have another tab open

TURN OFF YOUR TV

Then how would I reply to this post. (my tv is also my monitor)

TAKE THAT DRINK OFF YOUR DESK, IT'S EMPTY

I don't have a desk or a drink =[

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CHANGE YOUR FIREFOX PERSONA, IT'S PRETTY GAY

I use Safari.

Now reply to my PM =D

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