Am I a horrible person?

[Sun-and-Moon]

So a couple weeks ago my roommate pissed me off by doing a DICK move to me. But that's another story. The point is, he PISSED me off.

So a few hours after the incident happened, I noticed his toothbrush sitting in the bathroom.

Alone.

With no one around.

So I decided to scrub the toilet with his toothbrush. At first I did it for the laugh and moved on. A few days later I urinated directly onto his toothbrush. And a few minutes ago, I took a huge shit in the toilet and plunged the toothbrush inside, swirled it around, and placed it back (after rinsing it off so he wouldn't know, of course).

Let me tell you, it was extremely disgusting. So newgrounds, do you think I'm a horrible person? By the way, I'm not making this up. Obviously I'm not going to take pictures of a shit covered toothbrush so...yeah

P.S don't piss me the fuck off

[HighWayStar365]

That's weak. You should have took a shit on his toothbrush.

[shabbo]

Yes, because you do sneaky stuff instead of growing some balls to confront him person to person.

[cool154]

A real man dumps right on the toothbrush, or better yet, their roommate.

[cursedocelot]

More of the crybaby type, but not horrible.

[LolHi]

You should have had 3 different species of animal excrement on it.

[Evark]

Not so much a horrible person as spineless vermin. You'd have no trouble doing such a horrible prank to me, but lemme assure you that you'd never enjoy the gleeful revelation. If I knew you'd done something like that to me we'd have fisticuffs.

[Leo625]

If I found shit on my toothbrush I wouldn't even ask questions I'd just go punch whoever I was living with at the time straight in the nose, hopefully crushing it into their brain making them mentally retarded for the rest of their lives.

[Lasergates]

I do this stuff to my own toothbrush, what seems to be the big deal?

[JKMonkey]

Sure it is, remember an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

god I hate that saying.

[PenguinKommando]

You should have shoved the toothbrush inside your butthole. Also what did he do? You say you arent going to post about it because its "another thread" but in reality I imagine its because you did outrageous these things (if you actually did them at all) over something tiny, like he told you to clean up your dishes or stop masturbating with the door open, and you took great offense to it, and how dare HE tell YOU what to do!

[Elfer]

Sneaking around and trying to give someone some kind of mouth infection makes you a bad person, yeah. It's a complete spineless dick move and also flagrantly unsanitary.

[CoolComputerGuy]

you should of haved peed on the tooth brush

[Punkboyben]

I'm gonna go ahead and say...Yeah, you're a spineless little dick. You should've confronted him in person.

[95688kage]

Your fucked up....

[Lucy]

What did he do to you?

[PenguinKommando]

Guys I think you all should stop telling the OP he did something bad, you might be pissing him off and even though he isn't gonna do shit face to face like a respectable person, he'll do something stupid like rub his hand all over his balls and then put his finger up his asshole then give you a high five and laugh to himself about it later, or he'll like sprinkle his pubes in your milk or rub his balls all over your dishes, then do one of those really poorly done maniacal laughs that fat anime fans think that they are good at copying.

[WaffleVoyager]

Depends, what did he do that was so bad you deserved to literally eat shit?

oh and to the guy with the pumpkin face sig, its you're not your :P

[leo967846]

Yes

[amaterasu]

Hello, E.Coli

[nooks540]

Yes, you are a very horrible person. I'm pretty sure they didn't shit on your toothbrush.

[Frank-The-Hedgehog]

He deserves whatever is coming to him if he is so stupid that can't tell that his toothbrush smells like SHIT.

[Aggzza]

bich yo teef smell lik sheet

[PenguinKommando]

Still wanna know what heinous atrocity this fellow committed, if you could come back and tell me OP, that'd be great, thanks in advance.

[Amerosky]

Nah not really, you could have done much worse. Talk to me when the toothbrush french kisses your asshole.

[gibleto]

It honestly depends on what he did to you but that is a pretty damn shitty thing to do... Damn dude.

[Ghost-Ryder]

You're not a horrible person...But you're an immature person.

[Sun-and-Moon]

Basically it involved him using my shit when i told him not to, then leaving it terrible condition (ie using my dishes without asking and letting food rot on them and not even clean them, hiding my stuff when I really need it the most, eating my food the same day I go grocery shopping etc). It's mostly his bitching and whining I can't stand though, and I've told him not to touch my stuff but he does anyway. Also, he thinks he can walk all over me and I won't do shit all about it. The thing that set me off was he was pretty much responsible for me failing my midterm examination since we split the costs of a book and he refused to let me read it when I needed it the most.

[Kwing]

Yeah, because not only is it dangerous, but he might not notice. The point of revenge is inverted; you want to piss them off back but not actually harm them (so that you can keep getting back at them over and over).

It's nasty, but more than that it's incompetent.

[qygibo]

Being a dick usually requires that the other party is aware that you did some shit.